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Talking about Nanchang dialect of gecko!
The crotch of the wall snake should be
Teach you to speak Nanchang dialect
Describe physical characteristics:
Thick-thick and thin-luxury, thin and light floating, light and heavy-heavy and soft-soft in the East.
Hard-hard and cold shell-cold and hot-flying and rolling loose-pong and brittle-bo and brittle.
Dry, burnt, dry and wet, spicy and wet, round and sticky.
Small-big and fat-big and strong-willful
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Description color:
Red-Hong Xuan Yellow-Huang Senzi-Belly Purple-Snow White
Green-orange-green-black-black-transparent-transparent-town
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Describe the taste:
Sweet and fresh, sweet and sour-correcting acid and scraping fresh-chopping fresh fishy-turtle fishy.
Salty-cold-smelly-learning ball
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Animals:
Frog-toad tadpole-toad forest gecko-wall snake sparrow-rape sparrow
Cicada-Jia Laozi bat-eaves rat cock chicken earthworm-cold gold
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Salutation:
You-gentle me-hungry him (her)-know men-men are hot, women are hot, women are hot.
Children-good-natured boys-young girls-grandmothers-mothers-in-law.
Brother and sister couple-two Lao Tzu's eight daughters-in-law-always sit down.
Joker-Yuanbao Beggar-Tell Huali Fool-Cicada Head
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Verb:
Say-Wow Push-Try-Squat-Stand-Kick-Tip
Sleep-sleepy jump-longitudinal eating-just point-carrying medicine-sprinkling chasing-scratching
Stop-Short Hug-Double Gyro-Duguan-Bamboo Photo-Throw-Take
Slip twist-pout (meat) twist-save (screw)
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Common words:
What-Lili is beautiful-I was angry on purpose-I didn't-I didn't-I didn't-I didn't-I didn't.
How to-fight against samples-quickly fight against handles-how to play with leaks-say it in vain-shuttle bubbles
At night-it's ugly at night-I don't like hitting the sun-I'm the first-a miscellaneous home-a house.
Chat-talk about worry-have skills-how hot-how smart-self.
Encounter adversity-stick a stick to follow the trend-make small changes-peel-deep friendship-hole goods
New Year's Eve -30 nights-lost the advantage of night-lost dialing-lack of blog.
Good-good miles are excessive cuts in goods. Got it.-got it. Almost.
Be smart-talk without action when playing with your brain-turn the sparrow around-open all the bags-open the sand.
Seriously-really black to no good-funny to black-Luo Xian-Hou
Lose your temper-angry, dare not fight-crawl down-sleek, full of arrows, overexert, eat the price, take risks, block.
Walking around the streets-picking on opposing things and carrying your partner behind your back-has been played by others either explicitly or implicitly.
Gashagao-that's enough swearing (referring to a woman who is in trouble)-what he did is unimaginable.
Many people say they can't understand Nanchang dialect. Today, I accidentally found a systematic post explaining Nanchang dialect on the Internet, and I want to share it with you. Think about it carefully, Nanchang dialect is still very interesting, hehe. . .
Then there is a sentence to explain:
Sharp = = What is like "doing some sharp"
Tie a stick = = awesome, such as "Hello tie a stick."
I'm very serious, very serious, such as "I'm really telling you"
Quebo = = Bad to "Why are you so quebo?"
Sand lamb = = generally refers to women, saying that women are like "you sand lamb"
Tender = = You are like "tender is making sharp things recently, but I can't see tender."
He or she recently went to Guangdong.
Grip = = I'm like, "How's grip? How about tenderness? "
Like a dragon = = How about "Is tenderness made of dragons? You won't do anything sharp? "
Shuttle = = brag like "shuttle again"
It's dark around, and there is no light like "the dragon here extinguishes the ancient black". I can't see clearly. "
Tilt = = Find something like "I have been tender for a long time."
Ann = = Late "It's too safe, I'm going home."
Cut = = go, for example, "You cut home quickly, mom is tender."
Physics = = at home, such as "How are you doing in physics?
Home is like "I'm going to cut the cabinet" (this is not very useful now)
Wow = = Say something like "Wow, what are you going to do?"
Luo = = Niu B means "gentle and kind Luo"
I won't give examples below ~ ~ ~
Bozi = = girlfriend
One miscellaneous = = one
Take = = no。
It's also very late = = at night.
One touch = = So
Accuse = slander
Young Richard = little boy
Interest = respect and care.
Qiazhai = = vegetarian
Chajia = = awesome
Happy children = = children
God's head/wood-stupid, stupid
God is stupid (in the suburbs of Nanchang, everyone says that the other person is cute, for example, he is really good-looking,
He looks cute, so you go to the countryside near Nanchang.
When you were a guest, an old man said this to you. Don't think he said it.
You are stupid)
Nice button.-Really?
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
Make a new work-affectation
School = school
Heili = there
Gary = Here.
Cha = there is no word "drink" in Nanchang dialect, but it is used with cha, such as cha rice and cha tea.
Know = know
A mound (chop) = a ball.
Enterprise = station (this word is forgotten by many people now, and only old Nanchang remembers it)
Tangwali = living room
Sample (Yang makes the first sound) = guard.
Take = chase
Despair = despair
Frightened hair = baby
Inverse head = sun
Gaguli = = arm
Grid = = window
High cock = = = talk.
Bird disease wow Li = = = boring chat
Go home = = = Go home, dead.
Thin line = = = shame, this world.
Rub people = = = play mahjong
Lupi = = = = don't know what swearing means.
The angle of cooking = = = = is generally to open the back door or something.
Narrow skin = = = indicates that this person is unreliable to others.
Teng heel \ body heel = = means idiot.
Drawing a fork means supporting clothes, that is, there is a long stick like a branch on it, not a hanger.
Grinding old drums refers to pebbles, and the river is small and rich.
Sand cream is a curse word.
Idleness-secularity-humiliation,
Spread the west-spread the body
Bound sleep
Noisy-evil-extended meaning generally refers to doing something that should not be done, or doing something stupid.
Scratch and chase
As short as a knot.-stop him.
Volume-everywhere
Double hug
Hair mulberry-voice-description drag
Dora used to hit people-knotting, fitting knotting, Pia knotting, winding knotting, brittle knotting.
Zhang Ping-not bad.
Jiashenggao
There is a widely used rhetorical device in Nanchang dialect, which is called metaphor. On the one hand, it is vivid and humorous, on the other hand, it will not embarrass the object of metaphor, which is addictive and does not hurt the gas. Among these words, "raw cake" is a classic metaphor. What does it feel like to eat a soft and fragrant cake and be washed out of the oven before it is cooked? Light is frowning, vomiting; What's more, I'm afraid I never want to touch this cake again. You see, it's a pity that a good cake is wasted just because there is less fire and less steaming time. Therefore, Nanchang people compare people who are not sensible, immature and reckless to "raw cakes", perhaps because of the soft fragrance of cakes, which are often used by women. Since the word "March 8" landed in Nanchang, in the spoken language of new and new people, "raw cake" has gradually lost to the word "March 8", and only old Nanchang is still chewing "raw cake".
"You are on top" or "You are on top" in Nanchang dialect. You really cut goods. "It means that something that could have been done easily, but was screwed up or unrealistic, was done or will be done at risk. As the saying goes, "I shorted out and did something stupid."
Carry a heavy load.
To say that someone has "shouldered the burden" is to fall into the trap set by others in good faith or malice, and fall into the trick that others have carried out explicitly or implicitly, but it depends on the context. It is lucky to "carry" one child, but it is really hard for people who "carry" several children.
The "companion" in Nanchang dialect is actually the "wallet" in Mandarin, which is a kind of pocket that can be carried on the shoulder. Carrying a child is naturally tiring, and the natural burden is not light. Therefore, the truth and humor of Nanchang dialect can be seen from the sentence of "carrying a partner"
Laozuo
"Always sitting" has nothing to do with "You always sit on a stool". In Nanchang dialect, "Lao Zuo" can be regarded as a respectful title. Calling you "always sitting" means calling you "master". People who "sit" all day must be seriously studying what university to take. Sit for a long time, study for a long time, and naturally become an expert. This is probably why "sitting" is equivalent to "Lord". Of course, you don't have to be a "master" to be called an "old sitting". In real life, for those older people, the younger generation will honestly call him "old sitting".
"Barrel handle"
The word "Ba Dou" appears frequently in Nanchang dialect. When they disagree, they often "move" the word out. "Bazi" means handle, which means putting "Bazi" on another utensil, that is, "putting two things together", which is called "beating" in Nanchang dialect. It is inevitable that you will work hard when you fight, and you will be "lucky" if you work hard. Therefore, in Nanchang dialect, "bucket handle" gradually extended to the confrontation between the two sides, and finally made everyone angry and angry, which is also commonly known as "taking old urine". As for why it is called "taking old urine", some people explain that it is of course against people to leave urine for the night and deliberately not pour it (pumping you).
The "companion" in Nanchang dialect is actually the "wallet" in Mandarin, which is a kind of pocket that can be carried on the shoulder. Carrying a child is naturally tiring, and the natural burden is not light. Therefore, the truth and humor of Nanchang dialect can be seen from the sentence of "carrying a partner"
Classic sentence: "Unfortunately, my friend invited me to dinner the other day, but I paid the bill. It cost hundreds of dollars, and this load is too big. "
Fashion sentence: "Have you ever held a baby rhinoceros? Snuff! You haven't suffered a loss, have you? )"
Fear makes a sentence: "Brother, I can't afford it!" " (Brother, you can't suffer this loss! )"
have reason for
In Nanchang slang, "left" alone means "nonsense" and "nonsense", but the combination of "left" and "xing" is very different from the single use, and "left xing" means appreciation and worship. Some people are very agile and can handle anything. Praising this person in Mandarin can be said to be "capable" and in Nanchang dialect it can be said to be "fun". I'm so excited about him that he can't even talk about business. He's already done it.
The antonym of "teasing" is to "pick up the nest" and someone is inefficient. This person can be described as "frustrated". I don't know what to do. It's really embarrassing.
Live a good life and change your pants into vests.
Many two-part allegorical sayings in Putonghua are people's abstractions and generalizations of phenomena in life practice. They are humorous and vivid, and the sentences are simple but profound, which makes people realize and smile. There is a similar language in Nanchang dialect. "Live a good life and change your trousers into a vest" is a classic example. Fine and smart; Nanchang people refer to underwear as "trouser head". After the underwear is worn out, someone can change it into a vest, change the position up and down and continue to use it. It's really amazing. I wonder if there will be "* *" worries after wearing this modified vest? Is it too exaggerated? ! Yes, exaggeration is a way to produce humor. This sentence has a double meaning. Praise is to praise others' shrewdness. In a derogatory sense, people are stingy when making friends. This sentence can also be said to be: "On an overheated day, the trousers are replaced with waistcoats."
Tashi
In Nanchang dialect, "plunge into drama" means hurry up, hurry up or hurry up, which is often used in imperative mood when people are impatient to urge someone. Tashi is an authentic local dialect in Nanchang. Nowadays, most people in Nanchang use the word "urgent" when expressing their urgency. Only people in Nanchang County and other places use "Tashi" more. While waiting for the bus, a man urged his wife to say, "Sit in Xili's seat! If you don't go to work, you will deduct money if you go late! " It means let his wife get on as soon as she has a car. Come on.
Play with your head
When foreigners hear Nanchang people say "play with their brains" for the first time, they will be shocked: how can they play with their brains? Hehe, "brain pulp" refers to the human brain. The more brain cells there are, the smarter they are. As the name implies, "playing with the brain" means using the brain, playing tricks and using means. It means both praise and criticism, and usually implies that the other party can think of other ways when the road is blocked, so it is often used with "turn around" and "don't turn around". For example, if you give advice to a young man who is chasing girls, "You don't know how to play with your brain", she ignores you and you don't want to. Of course, there are people who are too smart, and their tricks are seen through by each other at a glance. "You still play with your brain in front of me, without looking. I am older than your father, and I have never seen anything, huh. "
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