A joke about eating apples.

Hello, Santa Claus, I have warmed the bed. You can put the person I like on my bed. Thank you.

Lovely Santa Claus, I don't want sugar, I don't want chocolate and I don't want new clothes. Please put my lover in my big socks on Christmas Eve and pay attention to the outside. Thank you.

If you are knocked unconscious by an old man with a white beard at Christmas, put it in a sack, don't be afraid, because my Christmas wish is that you are beaten.

I won't say Merry Christmas to a boy casually, because I know that if his girlfriend is not me, he will never be happy in his life!