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How to say it in Henan dialect?

Describe a girl: this girl is really ostentatious; Really recruit Nanfan; It's really hard to get (both mean to be liked); You look really weird.

Describe the boy: this baby is really handsome (respectful); True spirit; Real talent and practical learning; The real Zhou Zheng, and so on.

Commonly used Henan dialect: Yesterday: Yaner (a); The day before yesterday: money (1); Walking: Dia (four tones) Zou; Squat: Drum Team Ben: Zhuo (4); That: commitment; It's dark: soft seat.

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In Henan dialect, you usually say tender, and I usually say safe, such as "Hey, you don't know me at all, which makes me very unhappy." I don't feel comfortable doing things alone.

It is easy to learn Henan dialect. There is a good joke, that is, if you say the numbers "1893" in Mandarin, they are "old umbrellas" in Shandong. Then you say "an old umbrella" in Mandarin and "1893" in Henan dialect. Haha, I didn't count you in, did I, Yipin? Is this the smell?

The epidemic has been serious recently. The Henan government has won the praise of many netizens because of its good prevention. The village head of Henan shouted loudly to discourage the villagers from walking around, which was funny and lovely. For example, "You are shameless, you are beautiful, you are noble, you are slim, you know Dada Red, Dada White, you are Dada." I laughed to death at that time. It is true that the text is not rough. In fact, the village head of Henan is worried about the villagers and won't let them get together to chat. He loves them deeply and is responsible.