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Interesting classic jingle is super funny.

Many interesting jingles are created by talented people, and everyone likes to say some interesting jingles. The following is a particularly interesting jingle I compiled. Come and have a look if you are interested.

A particularly interesting jingle

1. fooling around well is called love; Well done, it is called marriage; Sexual apathy, doing well is called strict chastity; Impotence, if hidden well, is called waiting for death.

2. Flower duck rosy clouds? There are rosy clouds in the water and ducks swimming on the water. Xiaxia is colorful, ducks are twisted ducks. Twist duck swims into Caiyun, Caiyun net twist duck. I was so happy that I dropped the duck and the summer, and I couldn't tell whether it was a duck or a summer.

3. More important than a hammer? There is a quick hammer in the east and a quick hammer in the west of the furnace. The two men came to the furnace to compete. I wonder if the fast hammer is faster than the fast hammer? Or is the hammer faster than the hammer?

4. Tang Tang Tower? Old Tang climbed the pagoda on a stool with egg soup. The soup spilled on the pagoda because the stool was too slippery.

5. Xiaohua Mall? Xiaohua Mall likes painting. First, he drew a wintersweet, and then a trumpet. With wintersweet, he played the trumpet and went home to see his mother, who smiled.

6. Uncle Liu and Uncle Liu? Uncle Hao borrowed six barrels and six liters of green mung beans. Catch beans after autumn, and then return six uncles, six buckets and six liters of green mung beans.

7. Men are always laughing and their eyes are discharging. They are either sick or cheating! A woman with breast enhancement and thin waist is dissolute and coquettish, either taking out her pocket or letting you have a black knife! These days, freaks and banshees, look out!

8. grow melons? Dong Jia, Tong and Dong at the East Gate have the same kind of wax gourd. Knowing that Dong Jia's wax gourd is big, they came to Dong Jia to learn to grow it. Dongmen Dong's family can grow wax gourd, and you can teach Dongmen Tong's family to grow wax gourd. Both Tong Jia and Dong Gu know how to grow wax gourd, but the wax gourd planted by Tong Jia and Dong Gu is bigger than a bucket.

9. Good boy? There is a Xiaoying in the Zhang family and a small pillar in the Wang family. Xiaoying of the Zhang family dresses and washes socks, sweeps the floor and cleans the table every day. She finds a wallet on the pillar of the Wang family and returns it to her aunt in the backyard. Xiaoying and Zhu Xiao, they are all good children.

10. Ginkgo tree? I passed by my uncle's house and saw a ginkgo tree planted in front of my uncle's mother's house. There were hundreds of white pigeons standing on the ginkgo tree, so I picked hundreds of big white stones and beat the hundreds of white pigeons to pieces.

1 1. Piggy? Piglet walks with a hoe on his back and pants on. Birds sing branches, pigs turn around, hoes hit stones, and stones hit pig heads. Piglets blame hoes, hoes blame pigs.

12. lame? A lame man came from the north with a bundle of stakes on his back. A lame man came from the south, carrying a basket of eggplant. The lame man with a nail on his back hit the lame man with an eggplant on his back. A lame man with an eggplant on his back.

13. Goose crossing the river? A brother and a younger brother are sitting in front of a slope. There is a goose on the slope, and there is a river under the goose. Brother said the river was wide; My brother said the goose is white. Goose is crossing the river; The river is carrying geese. I don't know whether the goose is crossing the river or the river is ferrying geese.

14. Bag beans? Put beans in your pocket, fill your pocket with beans, and your pocket will break them. Pour the beans, mend the bag, mend the bag, fill the bag with beans, and don't leak the beans.

15. "Find a beautiful one when you are young, a hardworking one when you get married, a rich one after divorce, and a dead one."

Classic and interesting jingle

1. Cat nose? White cat with black nose, black cat with white nose; The black cat's white nose broke the white cat's black nose, and the white cat's black nose was broken, and the chaff shell was peeled off to make up the nose; A black cat's white nose won't be broken, and it won't be mended without chafing.

2. Fall in love with green apples, have a crush on figs, fall in love with pistachios at first sight, have no fruit in free love, really love candy, secretly love bitter fruit, lightning loves forbidden fruit, and passionately loves consequences. What fruit do you want to eat?

3. The poor: the cause belongs to the country, the honor belongs to the unit, the achievement belongs to the leader, the salary belongs to the wife, the property belongs to the children, and the mistake is your own.

4. Sixty-six cows? The 66-year-old man built 66 buildings, bought 66 baskets of oil, raised 66 cows and planted 66 weeping willows. Sixty-six baskets of oil, piled in sixty-six buildings; Sixty-six cows were buckled on sixty-six weeping willows. Suddenly a strong wind blew down sixty-six buildings, overturned sixty-six baskets of oil, broke sixty-six weeping willows, killed sixty-six cows and killed sixty-six-year-old Lu Laohan.

5. When a man is tired, he will knock on his back; Men are sad, so they should wash their hair; Men are bitter, so they often gamble; Men are very busy, so they often go to the wrong bed. Is it easy for men?

6. "My wife is an operating system, but it is very troublesome to install and uninstall; The little secret is the desktop, you can change it every day as long as you are interested; Lover is the internet, the scenery is infinite, and money is constantly spent; Miss is pirated software, remember to kill virus first when using it! "

7. Men have eight fears: first, they are afraid that their lover is pregnant, second, their wife is desperate, third, their young lady is ill, fourth, they are afraid that their lover will be soaked, sixth, their mahjong will be beaten, seventh, their money will be stolen, and eighth, Viagra will be invalid.

8. Does mom scold horses? Mother planted hemp, I went to release the horse, the horse ate hemp, and mother scolded the horse.

9. Building a house? Pick up a pebble, draw a Fang Gezi on the ground, draw a grid to build a house, draw a square grid to build a big house, draw a small square grid to build a small house, the house upstairs is distributed to pigeons, and the house downstairs is distributed to rabbits.

10. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and nothing a person says is true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; When a man has money, he is predestined friends with everyone; Men are reliable, and pigs can climb trees!

1 1. "wine is like water in a bottle. Drinking it is haunted. Slip your legs when you talk and walk. You lie in bed and become impotent. You get up in the middle of the night looking for water, and you regret it in the morning. It's still nice to have a cup at noon! "

12. When the wife is angry, the man has to hide; When the wife is angry, the man keeps a straight face; When a wife is fat, men slip; As soon as the wife is rich, the man will step down.

13. guns and bran? A window on the wall, a gun on the window, and a chaff under the window. The gun fell into the chaff, which buried the gun. Windows need chaff as cannon, walls need chaff as cannon, and walls need cannon. If we don't give in, the chaff won't get rid of the gun, and the gun won't get on the window or the wall.

A group of particularly interesting jingles

1. Divide the fruit? Toto and brother, sit down and share the fruit. Give more to your brother, give more to your brother. Everyone said they wanted to be smaller, and grandma was very happy.

2. Mao Mao and the cat? Mao Mao has a red hat, and this cat has gray hair. Mao Mao wants the cat's gray hair, the cat wants Mao Mao's red hat, Mao Mao gives the cat a red hat, and the cat gives Mao Mao some gray hair.

3. The family is poor and ugly, with a primary school education, a rural hukou, a shabby house with three thin acres, a wife who has a cold pot and a hot stove, and a medicine that never leaves her mouth all year round. Today, I want a girlfriend by text message, and the road to revolution is hand in hand. Do you want it?

4. Seven stars in the sky? There are seven stars in the sky, seven pieces of ice on the ground, seven lamps on the stage, seven warblers on the tree and seven nails on the wall. Say, say, say, pull out seven nails. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Get rid of seven warblers. Bang bang broke seven pieces of ice. A gust of wind blew seven lamps. A dark cloud covered the seven stars.

5. put the beans in the bucket? Black beans in black barrels, black beans in black barrels, black beans in black barrels, black beans in black barrels. I don't know whether black beans are put in black barrels or black barrels.

6. Is there a boat in the river? There is a boat with white sails in the river. The wind blew the sails forward and stopped the ship without sails.

7. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

8. White Stone Pagoda? Baishi was white and slippery, so I moved to Baishi to build the White Pagoda. White stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda. The white stone pagoda is white and slippery.

9. Send flowers? Huahua has two red flowers, Honghong has two yellow flowers, Huahua wants yellow flowers, Honghong wants red flowers, Huahua gives Honghong a red flower, and Honghong gives Huahua a yellow flower.

10. Silkworms and cicadas? This is a silkworm and that is a cicada. Silkworms often hide in leaves and cicadas often sing in the forest.

1 1. Pots and bottles? Put a basin on the table. There is a bottle in the basin. Bang, bang, bang. I don't know whether the bottle touches the basin or the basin touches the bottle.

12. Life is really a waste. There are always a lot of troubles, so I am tired of finding a handsome brother to dance with and sing love songs. Three and a half days later, the handsome boy became a demon; After more than ten days of cold war, we parted ways. In retrospect, being single is the happiest.

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