Seek English jokes and riddles

When I was a child, Zhonghua was a tube of white toothpaste. I'm here, and my smile is there.

At school, "Zhonghua" is a thin pencil, I am at this end and the paper is at that end;

Work, "China" is a red smoke, I am here and the leader is there;

Married, "China" is a loan to buy a car. I am here, and the road to struggle is still there. . .

The student asked, "Teacher, why is the straight line between two points the shortest?" Teacher: "If you throw a bone, do you think the dog will go around and pick it up or just run over and pick it up?" Student: "of course, I went straight to pick it up!" " "Teacher:" You still ask questions that even dogs know? "

There is a lot of rain in singles season, and singles on the road want to break their souls. Excuse me, where is my wife? Brother Zeng pointed to Chris Lee!

When I was in college, my teacher once asked me to fill out a very important form, and declared that everyone had one, and there was no surplus and it could not be altered. A buddy came up to fill it out, only to find that the gender column was filled with the national "Han nationality" because he said that painting was not allowed.

I changed it, thought about it, and added a word "zi" after "Han"

My lover is a stunning beauty, and one day she will marry me on a fire-breathing dinosaur. However, at the end of the story, I only saw her mount, but I didn't see it.

To its owner.

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I have praised it.