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Who knew there was a joke? It's about a man who walked out of the mountain in order not to know whether to surf the Internet or chat with QQ, and then went out by car or something.
In order to step on your space, I specially asked my boss for a day off, got up at five o'clock the next morning and paid 40 yuan in advance. 12 Take the mountain road and come to a small town. Riding for an hour cost 7 yuan, and it was already noon in the city, so I ate a bowl of noodles for 3 yuan and immediately ran to the market to buy a new pair of liberation shoes. Nearby, I found a 2-yuan-an-hour black Internet cafe with no ID card or Internet card. Begging the boss to turn on the computer, clamoring for the webmaster to apply for a QQ for me. After you drove into your space, when you were about to lift my feet with new shoes and step on you, the little brother next to me stopped me: "What do you want?" "Stepping on my friend's space, did it bother you?" The younger brother laughed at me and said, "That's not true." I asked strangely, "How did you step on it?" He really said rudely, "Give me 5 yuan and I'll help you." I thought it was worth it for you. So I gave him money. Little brother got the money, just moved the mouse and keyboard and agreed. It cost me 5 yuan to move the mouse and keyboard like this. I really want to step on him without you. So I stepped on your space, touched my pocket, left 7 yuan, and went home by car.
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