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Who knows the best DJ song of 20 10?

It was the first time they met, and it was also the first night self-study on the first day of school. There was a funny girl who was late for self-study on the first night. It is incomprehensible that she was late on the first day of school as soon as she arrived at a new school. The woman left a deep impression on him, because she came into the classroom late, and the man deliberately looked at the woman, but he didn't expect to look into her eyes. From that moment on, men fell in love with women deeply, and men secretly vowed to marry women home. Three days before school started, the man dreamed of his little fairy. He stares at that woman every day, trying to talk to her. This man sometimes tells some funny and boring jokes. The man didn't expect the woman to tell jokes better than him. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's not funny at all, but that person keeps laughing every time. Slowly, they got to know each other. The man holds a small notebook in class every day, writes down what he wants to say to the woman and still gives it to her. The man repeatedly asked the woman: Can you stay with me? I give you happiness. But that woman just didn't agree. But in the eyes of others, they love each other because of their good feelings. Slowly, that becomes indifferent and selfish in the eyes of others. Every time that man talks to his classmates, every sentence cannot be separated from that woman. Gradually, the man has no friends. But that man doesn't care. Because in the eyes of that man, no one is more important than that woman. She is the man's favorite person in his life, and no one can replace that woman. Men carve their names on the poplar trees at school, hoping that God knows that men love women very much. Later, the man made a good brother, because the girlfriend of the good brother was a girl's junior high school classmate and they had a good relationship. I also hope that the junior high school classmate can help them when they encounter emotional crisis. Later, they went to Dynasty KTV to sing every week. Of course, most songs are Jay's. Because the man couldn't sing well, but he wanted to give a performance to the woman, so he sang the little German shepherd, and he couldn't sing well, because he wasn't a female type. The rest of the time, he listened to the woman singing silently, and the man took the initiative to let her sing. Now I can recall that the woman sang "Class Two, Grade Three" and "Ninja", and that woman was very high every time, even singing to 100. Every time they finish singing, scores will appear on the screen. {The superstar is born, you can already call him a singer} The man's good brother is also a fan. So that man's good brother often sings with that woman. It's amazing. But in the eyes of that man, that woman is always strong. Time flies, the first year of high school has passed. The second year of high school starts, and the man goes to school a few days in advance. Because that man hasn't seen that woman for a long time, he wants to see that woman earlier. But when it came to school, the man's good brother told him one thing, saying that the woman had transferred to another school. At that time, the man heard the news in order not to lose face in front of his brother. The man said he knew, but he didn't know. The man's brother told him to play basketball. He choked back his psychological sadness and said he didn't want to go. The man's brother has left. He sat alone on the steps and cried. He was very scared. Because he knows that the person he wants to care about will leave him. On the second day of the new school, the man skipped class and he was going to find a woman. The man wants to ask the woman why she transferred. He waited for the girl to finish school at her new school, but a group of two groups of students passed by, but she just couldn't be seen. At that time, the man looked at the No.4 bus coming and saw a familiar figure! Only that woman. The man went to catch the No.4 bus, but it was too late. The man took a taxi and continued to chase the no.4 bus. Finally, he caught the No.4 bus, where the lady got off. The man stood in front of the woman. What he didn't expect was that the woman took a look at the man. I didn't say anything, and continued to walk in the direction of home. Just took a look at the man. The man can see from the woman's eyes that he is afraid to talk to him because he is afraid that people who know her will see her talking to boys and tell her mother. The man was depressed and walked back to school. The people on the five-meter-high bridge couldn't help crying. At that moment, the man really thought of death. In this way, the man spent a week in a daze. To his delight, the woman returned to the classroom that the man was familiar with. That woman doesn't want to go to that school because she is not familiar with the new environment. That man is really happy, and he can see that woman every day as before. Waiting for her to come to class every day, learning from her writing and doing her homework, the man who is late is very worried about her. The happiest thing is every midterm and final exam, because that woman doesn't have to go back early. They are really happy to play poker in the classroom. The man sometimes knows that the woman holds more poker, but he doesn't say it because he sees the woman having a good time. Women like Jay, and men start to learn his songs. That man can't sing well He just wants to have a hobby with that woman. That woman likes Naruto, and that man won't play an episode until the end. In this way, they hooked up on Sunday night after that man's brother's birthday. They pay no attention to the school every day. They hold a small notebook in class to express their feelings. They also said that the girl will go to another school next semester in her sophomore year. The man also accepted the reality, because the woman went back to the studio next to the man's school on Monday, Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday to learn painting. She studied painting because she was good at going to college. The man learned that the woman studied painting, and it is estimated that the family did not object to transferring to the art class of the school to learn painting. In the future, they can meet several times a week. What makes the man happy is that the woman is usually late for school every day, but she is never late to meet the man. But even if she is late, the man will be happy to wait for her and never talk about her. Once a man fell ill and was afraid of not seeing her. He is getting rid of the needle. The man specifically asked the nurse if she could lose quickly. The nurse said it would hurt the stomach. He didn't want to play too fast, and it was winter. Anyone who has transfused fluids in winter knows that it is like scraping your body with a knife. Don't be upset in less than half an hour. Your whole body hurts like hell. The man kept insisting that it would take three hours. It took him an hour and a half to finish the injection. Because the man saw the woman. At the end of this semester, they agreed to go to the old place KTV to sing. The man is very happy. He can sing with the woman and listen to her. He waited for her at the place where she often appeared from eight o'clock in the morning without eating, and he was very excited. When it snows. In winter in the north, he comes to see her from eight to nine to ten to eleven to twelve to one. No, that man doesn't want to call her. But they were in high school for three years, and the man called the woman's house. At that time, the woman's brother took the college entrance examination in Xi 'an, and the woman's mother took care of her brother, so no one went home. It only took less than three minutes. Why didn't you call? It is because the woman is afraid that her family will know and that her mother will call home during the phone call and be known by her mother. Another time, in the third year of high school, the man stayed at his brother's house at night and returned to school very late. Because he knew that the woman would learn painting the next day, the man had to wait for her brother's house to take a taxi to their appointed place in the early morning, which took half an hour. Men have no money to run to their appointed place for more than ten minutes. The man went to their appointed place and waited for about ten minutes. The woman called and said that she didn't want to learn painting today, so she wouldn't come today. At this time, the man was a little unhappy. But he didn't say. The man just said, then I'll play. They are on the way to learn painting every day, and they have agreed on life. "We can't be together often now, so study hard and go to college." We can't get into a school, but we can get into a place. So they went to a place and met once a week. In the eyes of other college students, universities can change girlfriends and live together at any time. You can cross the line between men and women at any time. That man thinks so, too. If he doesn't think so, he is not a man. The man begged the woman to live with him every week, but the woman refused. Because she was afraid that her mother would be sad. Because of this, they quarreled and cried many times. The man thinks why they can't be like other couples, and the woman says, then find another woman. Later, the man stopped talking. Once they agree to go out together. At that time, the woman's mother was in Xi 'an. The woman didn't go to her mother. As a result, three hours later, the woman said that she missed her mother and she wanted to find her mother. This man is very unhappy because they really seldom meet. The man thought for a moment and said, let's go. I'll take you to the car. On the way, they talked and laughed happily, but the man couldn't say how sad he was. I sent her to the car, but I couldn't let her go. I called her three times, fearing that she would come back lonely and that she would be in danger. I'll call her back when I get back. I'll pick you up. Yes, but the man was still worried and sent her to school again. They could have gone out again next week. But she went to see her mother again. The man also sent the woman to the station. Send it to school when you come back. They didn't go shopping together for three years in high school. People who are afraid of knowing that woman will tell her mother. Even when we go shopping together, we always go with our classmates. This man is either ten meters ahead. Or walk ten meters behind. This is them walking in the street. Although their love is different from others', men feel very happy. In the five years of their love, the man had five birthdays and three infusions in the hospital. Once I passed in obscurity, only once, men and women celebrated their birthdays together. The man soon got drunk because he was really happy. But now the man and the woman broke up because the woman's family said that the man could not meet her material needs. Said that that man had nothing to develop in the future. The man agreed, because he was afraid of affecting the image of the woman who obeyed and loved her mother. If that girl's new boyfriend sees this one day, you must remember that she likes shredded potatoes, because her father likes shredded potatoes. Her brother doesn't like fish because it has many thorns. She doesn't like kelp. She doesn't like to eat large pieces of meat. She doesn't like chicken skin when she eats chicken. You have to like Jay and Naruto. You'd better not like what she doesn't like. She loves her mother very much and must take good care of her mother who is afraid of the cold. Don't say it hurts when she bites you, and don't be mean to her even if it hurts. Don't move when I twist you. And you must have temperament. Be careful not to step on her shoes when you walk with her. If you want to see her, you must wear clean clothes. Don't ask her questions that she doesn't answer, she will tell you on her own initiative. Especially don't go to Internet cafes, and don't always play games. Be sure to be at home when you send the last message. Read more books and speak fluently. If she is wrong, admit that she is wrong. Don't be afraid. She says it's all your fault. Since it is normal to choose to make mistakes together for a lifetime, as long as you have an inclusive heart. Everything will work out. Think about it, the road is still long. What love needs is selfless care.

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