5 humorous jokes

1, an Englishman and an China went to visit the grave. English people bring flowers, while China people bring food.

The Englishman asked the China people, "When did your ancestors come out for dinner?"

China people replied, "When your ancestors came out to enjoy the flowers."

2. A tourist came back from Mexico and told his friend his adventure story: "It's horrible! You can't even imagine: there are Indians on the right, Indians on the left, Indians in front, even behind me.

Come on, Indian. "

"What did you do?"

"What can I do? I have to buy a wool quilt recommended by them. "

Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed the exam, but you didn't do it. What did you do last semester?

Son: I'm learning to drive.

4. "How did A Dai lose his right finger?"

"He put his right hand into the horse's mouth to see how many teeth the horse has."

"Then what?"

"Ma wants to know how many fingers A Dai has."

When eating, my parents-in-law quarreled over business matters. Finally, my mother-in-law said, "I'm too lazy to listen to your complaints." If you say anything more, I'll live in the mountains. Don't look for me. " My father-in-law put down his rice bowl and said, "What do you want? You are ginseng! " "

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