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Yu Hua's Xu Sanguan sells blood.
Selling blood for the first time, he successfully married his daughter-in-law Xu Yulan. At that time, love was very simple, because she ate him 83 cents.
The second time I sold blood, it was because he and Xu Yulan's son, Xu, were brought up by themselves, and they got into trouble and hurt people. In order to pay the medical expenses for Fang blacksmith's son, he sold his blood and ancestors. This is the "first time" for his wife Yulan to sell blood. Yulan also scolded him for a long time, but the integrity of the family is greater than everything.
I sold blood for the third time because I slept with the man I love, Lin Fenfang. In order to make up for Lin Fenfang's broken leg, he sent many gifts, as if to announce that there was no silver here, so he played a bigger joke. Why did Yulan sleep? He slept with her, too. Let's call it even.
The fourth blood sale was due to famine. Seeing that the child is getting thinner and thinner, he sold blood for the fourth time just to let the child eat enough. Also because of eating, he propped up a happy day.
Selling blood for the fifth time is to send a joy back to the countryside. At that time, Le Yi was ill, but no one knew that as a father, he always wanted to give his children something, but he had nothing, so he had to sell blood at the price of 35 yuan.
The sixth blood sale was for a meal of the second band leader in the country. You can smell the rancid smell of the captain just by imagination, but for the sake of the children, this time Yulan begged for three trips to sell blood, which seems to be the same. In addition to this road, how can their family invite a person to have a big meal? Xu Sanguan, who sold blood this time, met Genlong and learned that Albania was broken because of selling blood. Genlong also sold blood, and this time, he lost his life. Xu through finally got scared. Nothing is more enlightening than what happens to people around you.
Selling blood for the seventh time is still for Xu. He almost died when he was happy with pneumonia. In order to save a happy life, Xu Sanguan left everything behind, put down his face and borrowed money from everyone. Then he went to Shanghai to see his son while selling blood, and almost bled to death on the way. Fortunately, he is not dead, and his son is fine. I don't remember how many times he sold blood for the seventh time. I don't know how heavy this love is. Maybe it's not his own son. In my opinion, he finally failed this love.
His blood was sold until the children grew up and each had his own home.
Over 60 years old, he wants to eat a plate of fried pork liver, warm rice wine, and then sell blood. But Shen, who inherited Li's blood, gave him a shame, and his blood could not be sold when he was old. He walked in the street with tears in his eyes. Finally, his wife gave him a promise. It was his wife who took him to eat fried pork liver and drink warm yellow wine. It was his wife who fulfilled his wish. His three sons said one after another as if they had rehearsed, "Dad, you lost my man." ...
Everyone is a good person, but the story is not so perfect and the experience is even more ridiculous. Yes, the funny thing is that everything you buy with your life, in the end, you don't take life seriously. Love is sometimes funny.
To tell the truth, in Xu Sanguan and Xu Yulan, I saw the shadow of my parents and a group of unpretentious parents behind them. They expressed their care and love for their children in their own way. Although they sometimes look silly, that's the truest concern they can think of. As their children, we think it is great to recognize a few words, read a few books, visit several cities and experience a few things, and express our dissatisfaction and abandonment of their backwardness naked. But when you express your emotional dissatisfaction, have you ever thought that they are the closest relatives who can sacrifice their lives for you, the poor people who have suffered a lot and raised you, and the selfless people who have raised you without asking for anything in return ... This sentence is vivid when you don't ask for gratitude, but only want to know how to love and give every second. Fortunately, I was patient with them, and my early temper disappeared without a trace in front of them. "Being a gentle sheep will never reveal the nature of a wolf", and that's all I can do.
Thankfully, Xu through and Xu Yulan at least have each other.
They, at least, have each other!
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