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Yes, I went to the ladies' room three times and didn't get in!

More than 60 years ago, a friend told me a joke and made me laugh. Later, I was admitted to the hospital because my stomach hurt too much.

Before the doctor operated on me, he asked me why I smiled like this and told him. I laughed hysterically after listening to it, and finally died laughing.

Be taken to court. The judge asked me to tell jokes, and the jury decided whether it met the factual elements of manslaughter and asked to sign an exemption contract. The judge announced that the court would be adjourned and reopened a day later, and announced that he would accept my opinion. So I told this joke in court. As a result, some people knocked on the table with a smile and some people rolled on the ground with a smile.

Later that day, everyone who heard the joke died laughing and became a celebrity in an instant. Journalists from all walks of life are asking for interviews. I know that telling this joke may constitute public infringement, so I vaguely said something to the camera to the effect that the reason is always a lie and the belief is always masturbation.

After the program was broadcast, it caused great repercussions. But one day, some mysterious plain clothes broke into my bedroom and dragged me into a dark room. After a long time, a strong light shone on my face. I barely opened my eyes and was shocked. The man sitting in front of me is the only person as famous as me-the president. The president usually told me that the purpose of arresting me was simple: to record this joke and send it to the dictator of a hostile country in the Middle East. He laughed himself to death and had to agree to his request. At the same time, he pointed out that this joke belongs to weapons of mass destruction and cannot be aimed at civilians. Two weeks after the president promised, he announced that he had mastered the key techniques of jokes and tried to win in the desert area. This caused an uproar in the international community, and many countries panicked. International military scientists named it "Laughing Deterrence". At this time, an eastern country suddenly announced that it had mastered this joke, and the buddy who told me this joke had taken refuge in that country. So there is a balance between laughter and deterrence. Three years later, on April 1 day, a terrorist organization in the Middle East finally stole the original technology of that joke. As a result, civilization has been destroyed as never before, and governments all over the world are in constant fear. The United Nations had to hold a global summit and finally designated April 1 day as April Fool's Day. More than 60 years have passed. Before leaving this world, as a witness of history, I feel it necessary to tell this joke to everyone. That day, the joke my friend told me was very simple and short, just one sentence: I went to the ladies' room three times and didn't get in!