Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Very interesting and provocative sentences

Very interesting and provocative sentences

1, I don't know why I am particularly unhappy when I see others bullying me. Although I will bully you, will bullying become a person's exclusive? Or are you different to me? 2. I like you by my side, and it feels like I am your world. I believe that a lot of love in this world is casual and needs no reason, just like the answers to those math problems are unsolvable. 4. Can I hug you? So I won't be very sad. I always quarrel with you. If you make me angry again, you will be promoted to kissing next time. 6. Don't stand in front of me, just like sunshine. There is nothing to talk about between you and me. If you are in love, it is still worth considering. 8. Tell you a story. Will you listen? But you have to plan to listen for a lifetime. 9. I don't want to see the world, as long as I see you, it's fresh enough. 10, I don't have any rival in love, because I love myself the most, but now I have you. 1 1 Do you know what season I like? Your season ~ 12, my love for you is like the sun and moon, as long as you look up at the sky, you can see it. 13, I can't do anything well, but I can do one thing well, and that is to like you very much. 14, your lovely appearance has become an exclusive memory in my mind. 15, I'm in a bad mood today. Can you give me a kiss? 16, I know I may have gone too far, but I just miss you so much. 17, are you walking without eyes? Why did you accidentally hit my heart? Very funny and provocative sentence 2. Ugliness is nothing compared with poverty and weakness! Second, others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny. Third, the TV is: I will give you tens of thousands and keep my daughter! The reality is: give us tens of thousands, or leave my daughter! Fourth, I don't understand that people who can only turn what they eat into shit are qualified to say that they can turn what they eat into meat. 5. Some people are just not satisfied. They already have double chins and want double eyelids. 6. To sum up, my success in recent years can be divided into three categories: login success, download success and payment success. A test of friendship is to see if two people can speak ill of others together! Eight, other people's faces are destined to be seven points, three points depend on dressing up, your face is destined to be one point, and nine points depend on filters. Sometimes, people are cold to you, which may not be your problem. Maybe people just don't like ugly people. Ten, lazy and delicious, the only acceptable way for people like me to lose weight is to go to the toilet more. Eleven, selling Meng should also be divided into people. Only good-looking people can sell cute, and ugly people can only pretend to be crazy and sell silly. Twelve, good-looking people will be inexplicably attached with many attributes: smart, kind, cute ... and those who look awkward, just one word: practical!