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Who has the script of the school play "I am not a poor student"? Pray for the great gods.

This is all I found. Can you have a look? Teacher Wang: Please allow me to call you that, which reminds me of the feeling of writing a letter of criticism in primary school. Here is a quote from my head teacher at that time: "Be correct in attitude and review thoroughly!" I was wrong. It is wrong for me to have a bad temper. As the saying goes, "bad temper is habitual", I have lived in honey since I was a child, and I still live in honey when I grow up, like a child who doesn't grow up. When I was a child, my mother used to spoil me because I was my mother's flesh and blood; When I grew up, Miss Wang used to spoil me because of her concern for children. It is a very happy thing to be taken care of when you grow up. I dare to disobey and often make Mr. Wang angry. Teacher Wang not only didn't lose confidence in me, but also overcame difficulties and continued to spoil me. I really should, but Miss Wang wouldn't hit me. Even I feel distressed when I hit my teacher. This shows how kind, amiable and respectable Mr. Wang is! How poor, uneducated and uneducated I am! I was wrong. It is wrong to have a bad temper, and it is even more wrong to lose your temper. Some people say, "it's not your fault to be ugly, it's your fault to be ugly." If I have a bad temper, I can't say that I'm completely wrong, because I can lose my temper at the big tree by the roadside, at the ants under the tree and at the shit of ants, so that most people on the road treat me like a fool. As long as I make it up skillfully, don't say that I knew Teacher Wang when I lost my temper. Although there are mistakes, it's better than right! But I not only often lose my temper, but also regard Mr. Wang's tolerance for me as Mr. Wang's weakness. I'm really a hopeless bad boy. I was wrong. It is wrong to lose your temper, and it is even more wrong to have to be coaxed by the teacher. I didn't expect Mr. Wang to bear much pressure to coax me, a bad student, until I lost it, I found it was too late to regret it. If God can give me a second chance, I will coax Mr. Wang to be happy every day. If I have to add a deadline, I hope it is 10000. I was wrong. It is very wrong for me to let the teacher coax me when I lose my temper, and it is even more wrong to criticize the way the teacher coaxed me after I was coaxed. The teacher coaxed me out of humanity, out of kindness, out of special love, care and doting on poor students. I took advantage of Mr. Wang's kindness and realized my hidden secret. In fact, I have always been very satisfied with the way Mr. Wang coaxed me, but whenever I see a new way of coaxing people on TV, I want to try the feeling of being coaxed. This is really a big challenge for Mr. Wang's acting skills. Although Mr. Wang performed flawlessly every time, there was no room for Mr. Wang to perform because of my poor script preparation, poor audience seating arrangement and low pay. So, I only made a little effort to get Miss Wang's performance. What am I dissatisfied with? I just made a "bitch". I was wrong. It is very wrong to criticize the teacher, and it is even more wrong to criticize the teacher and dare to ask him to apologize in the future. In fact, most of the time I was wrong, (wrong, wrong, slap my mouth), I was wrong, but I dare to ask Mr. Wang to apologize to me, or I am stupid! A little ignorant. "Teachers are for respect", not for bullying. My disrespect for teachers has really reached an unprecedented height. This is very difficult for Mr. Wang, but it further proves that Mr. Wang is the best teacher in the world. China people, no, are the greatest teachers in China for 5,000 years since its own civilization. My admiration for my husband is like "surging river, gushing." I was wrong. Asking the teacher to apologize is the worst thing. It will be even worse if I dare to lose my temper again after the teacher apologized. As the saying goes, "things are only three." Everyone's patience is limited. Teacher Wang's patience can be said to be chinese odyssey. Even Shimada Hanzo and Fuuma Koutarou, the most famous Japanese ninja clothing department, have heard about it before, so I can only sigh. I remember 1300 years ago, before my 15 reincarnation, I was glad to meet an ascetic monk. He was poor at that time, and his name seemed to be Tang Sanzang. Unexpectedly, I lost my temper once, which made him angry, and then I nagged his apprentice more and more. Unexpectedly, I never imagined that Mr. Wang could endure my temper for 4 years, 2 months and 23 days, accumulating thousands of times. It can be seen that Mr. Wang's patience is unprecedented and there will be no one after him. And I, the biggest devil in the world, finally found the true meaning of life in Mr. Wang's tireless repentance. If Mr. Wang still forgives me, I'd like to start a class to teach students Mr. Wang's virtues and his famous sayings. (Quotations from Teacher Wang is being compiled. ) I was wrong. In the future, I will do: 1, respect the teacher and never talk back to the teacher. I must bear in mind that "a teacher for a day, a husband for life", and I must resolutely obey what Mr. Wang says and does, even if it is wrong, I must blindly obey it. 2. Put the teacher first. You must personally worship Mr. Wang in the future, including: bow down to Mr. Wang's direction once every morning and evening-pray for him; Organize and study "Quotations from Teacher Wang" and "Teacher Wang's Thoughts" in a unified way every Friday night; Then finish the homework "Learning Experience", with no less than 1000 words; The next day, I exchanged my learning experience with my classmates (if Mr. Wang has time, I can arrange a meeting between teachers and students as appropriate, but considering that Mr. Wang is busy, I will handle it as appropriate). You must love Mr. Wang as much as you love Chairman Mao. No, it is better than Chairman Mao. Love the teacher in action, not in words. Think of teachers everywhere and broadcast news that intellectuals like; The broad masses of workers love Ni Ping; The majority of white-collar workers love petty bourgeoisie; Most young male students like pornography; Most young female students love America; The majority of middle-aged women love to eat Viagra; The people of the whole country love the enthusiasm of RMB, and put it into action to complete the love project for Mr. Wang. The specific love project is in full swing, and it is certain that it will be the most time-consuming project in China so far, and it is expected to last 10000. 4. I can't make the teacher angry. The good health of the teacher is my happiness. Only when the teacher is in good health can we be taught. If we make Mr. Wang's body angry, we will not only become a poor child without a teacher. So as to bear the rejection of the whole nation and peace-loving people all over the world. Teacher Wang's great theory will certainly influence generation after generation, breaking through the darkness and finding the light. Teacher Wang's great personality can't be described in words. Teacher Wang is the wealth of people all over the world. Teacher Wang's good health is a blessing to people all over the world. 5, not only can't lose your temper with the teacher, but also cultivate the teacher's temper. According to scientific evidence, frequent tantrums can prolong life. ∵ "losing your temper" = venting your dissatisfaction ∵ venting your dissatisfaction = smiling again ∵ smiling again = ten years younger ∵ ten years younger = 65438+ 00 years younger = rejuvenation = longevity ∴ "losing your temper" = longevity. I should not only cultivate Mr. Wang's temper, but also resolutely cultivate it. 6. Exercise hard and turn yourself into the biggest vent bucket in the world. Facing the wealth of people all over the world, I will take the initiative to bear Mr. Wang's temper. Everything about a great man is great, and Mr. Wang's temper, like his own, is the wealth of the people of the world. I am so small as a member of 6 billion people in the world, but if I can bathe in the greatest temper all day, I believe my life will become great. In order to prepare for Mr. Wang's temper, I began to exercise today, and strive to become the biggest vent bucket in the world as soon as possible, which complements Mr. Wang's temper. 7. When the teacher is unhappy, learn to guide the teacher to lose his temper. We should put the teacher's mood first and learn to guide the teacher to lose his temper. Teachers' happiness means I'm happy, teachers' health means I'm healthy, and it's my fault that teachers don't lose their temper. We should also abide by this rule. It is not difficult to do it once, and it is not difficult to do it all your life. It is rare to insist on doing it all your life. 8. After the teacher loses his temper, he should learn to make the teacher happy. If you are unhappy, you can live happily for longer, so you should learn to make Mr. Wang happy, referred to as "Mr. Wang Happy Project". These include telling two jokes at home every day, striptease before going to bed every day, and gossiping about colleagues at work at least once a week. I want to turn Mr. Wang's hobbies into mine, such as shopping, sports, traveling and so on. Don't be afraid of hard work, money and time. Until Mr. Wang is happy. 9, teachers often lose their temper will be more harmful, we must learn to make supplements for teachers to supplement the body. Although Mr. Wang often praises me for my good cooking, I will guard against arrogance and rashness and make further progress. We should devote ourselves to the mystery of China tonic, do a good job in Mr. Wang's logistics and do our part for the rejuvenation of the Chinese nation. 10, not only to fight back, but also to scold back; And we should have absolute respect for teachers' family and friends. I want to love my family and friends, and I want to spend all my thoughts on Mr. Wang and the people around him. While respecting Mr. Wang, we should also respect everyone around him, including beggars who give Mr. Wang money, migrant workers who decorate Mr. Wang's home, and uncles who sell him steamed bread ... My criticism letter is wordy, and Mr. Wang is tired of reading it. Please pay attention to his health. If you are angry, you are welcome to take time to scold me. Looking forward to your satisfaction ~~ 10. 1 happy ~