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I want to tell you an excellent composition.
I want to tell you an excellent composition 1 Brother, I have to tell you, you are too self-righteous and like to show off everywhere. Don't be angry when I say you are self-righteous, because I have a basis.
I'm going to learn to ride a bike these months. I'm glad to have an old hand like you to teach me. I think I can learn it in a day or even an hour. I also pay attention to the details you taught me, but I have never learned them. At this time, you shook your head and waved your hand and said, "You are so stupid, it won't be so easy to learn. In my opinion, I will never learn in this life. " Finally, I looked at me with a disgusted face and left. I was sad, but at my own insistence, I learned. Later, I learned that you came to see my jokes.
I said you showed off everywhere, and I've seen it. Every time I hear you say to a poor child, "I bought a new bike." "Just bully us," said the poor children. "Well, you're just jealous of me," you retorted immediately.
I also saw you send a message on your mobile phone saying, "I bought a new bike!" " "Get a new mobile phone", "I went to Beijing again", "I need money again" and so on. Then send a "haha, you didn't? "Well, this show off skill is unparalleled.
Actually, you have many advantages, brother. You are helpful and caring. If you get rid of your self-righteousness, it would be better to show off. Don't be angry!
I want to tell you an excellent composition. As the saying goes, where there is a will, there is a way. War is ruthless and no one likes it. You lost countless people in the war. We don't want you to show up. Once it appears, it will only take away countless precious lives.
The blue sea is a paradise for fish, but patrolling warships and mines have become uninvited guests. Castle Peak was originally the home of animals and trees, but thunderous cannons and bombs broke the silence of the forest.
How many people did you kill in the war, remember? The blood on the bayonet, the blood on the wall and the blood under the devil's boots in the Nanjing Massacre. I know that you were born because of human hatred, and all this is caused by human beings. War is ruthless, cruel and hateful.
Because of wealth,1860101October 6. British and French forces invaded Beijing and the Yuanmingyuan. Buildings in the park were burned, cultural relics were looted, and Yuanmingyuan was a mythical ruin, leaving only broken traces and broken walls for people to mourn.
War, I believe all peace-loving people will not like you!
I want to say excellent composition to you, uncle. I want to say to you:
Hello, uncle! I don't know if you remember, but I will always remember.
That day, my mother was having a class. My father came back from work very late. My father asked me to go home alone. Without my father, it is difficult for me to walk from school to the door of the community and look around. I don't think my father came back. However, it needs to be verified, and we will continue to walk in the community. When I got to the door, I knocked on the door three times and nothing happened. At this time, I am like an ant on hot bricks. I think it should be easier to wait for dad downstairs, just outside the hospital. One minute passed, two minutes passed, and ten minutes passed. I'm tired and hungry, but I can't wait for my father for long. I think: it's no use waiting like this; Someone has to borrow the phone. Thinking about it, he went to a shop where I often put things. I told my grandmother lying on the sofa in the shop that your uncle standing next to me is you. Before I finish, you take out your mobile phone and hand it to me at once. I was too moved to speak. It took me a long time to say a word: "thank you!" Uncle. " When I knew that my father was going back to the noodle restaurant (near my home), I went back to the noodle restaurant. You also told me in a worried tone: "Be careful on the road!"
I don't know if there are many people who need help, but as long as there are good people like your uncle to help them, the world will be beautiful!
I want to say to you: Dad, you have always cared about me when I was growing up, so I want to say to you: "Thank you."
Since I was born, I have always admired you and thought you are very tall, because you always try to help me solve my problems when I am in trouble; You can answer any questions I have. Whenever an adult asks, "How is your father?" I will tell them that my father is the best father in the world, and they all laugh at me. I don't know what I said wrong. I didn't know what I said wrong until one day.
The other day, I saw you worried. At that time, I was still young I used not to comfort you, but to make trouble. You scolded me. I am very wronged. My mother said to me, "Where will your father go to work after he dies?" At this time, I realized that dad is not omnipotent. Another time, I hurt my hand, and you were in a hurry, which surprised me because you didn't care much about me at ordinary times. After you examined my wound, you went home and bandaged it for me, which deeply touched me. Once, I gave you a birthday present. I didn't expect you to hold me like your mother, but you shed tears. Until now, I didn't know you were moved by me.
Dad, thank you for your concern for me. I want to say "thank you" from my heart.
I want to tell you an excellent composition. Spring girl came, and the bee said to her, that's very kind of you. Let a hundred flowers blossom, let's gather honey. We can see the blue sky in the flowers, and we can take shelter from the rain in the flowers when it rains. That's very kind of you. Hope is always spring!
Xia girl came over happily eating ice cream, and the frog splashed water on her playfully. The frog said to Miss Xia, when you come, I can jump into the cool pool and play happily with the lotus. When the weather is hot, I can enjoy the cool under the tree. That's very kind of you. I hope it will always be summer!
Miss Qiu, dressed in colorful clothes, came running happily. The tree covered her with red leaves. Teacher Qiu is very happy. The tree said to Miss Qiu, You are really great. You help me dye my clothes red, yellow and green. I like you so much. I especially hope it will always be autumn. Miss Qiu is so beautiful
Winter girl came excitedly and the children ran out. They play at home with girls in winter. The children said to the winter girl, it's fun to have snowball fights with you, have snowball fights together, make snowmen together and watch the snow scene together ... I hope it's winter all year round, and winter is the best!
I want to say to the four seasons: thank you for giving us a whole year, making us feel the warmth and coldness of the four seasons and giving me health. Thank you, beautiful four seasons!
I want to tell you that the red scarf is bright and dazzling. A corner of the five-star red flag watered with blood, ah! Red scarf, I am proud of you, I am proud of you.
I clearly remember the scene of the joining ceremony. When the bell rang, my classmates and I lined up neatly. When the teacher announced that he would bring us a red scarf, my heart jumped: I became a young pioneer, and I will cherish this honor! A sixth-grade classmate solemnly put on a bright red scarf for me, and then gave me a team salute. I quickly raised my right hand over my head and solemnly returned the gift. My heart and red scarf are also blended with the bright five-star red flag, symbolizing the burning torch of our revolutionary passion, symbolizing the prosperity and speed of the motherland, and relying on our hard work to undertake such a glorious task, I feel very proud. From then on, whenever I encounter difficulties in my life, I will think of the red scarf on my chest, which gives me courage and strength to overcome difficulties. At the same time, it also brought me light and hope.
At school, you will be very excited and honored to watch a group of students wearing red scarves study hard. Ah! Red scarf, I'm proud of you.
I want to say excellent composition 7 to you. Today, I came home from school. After a while, I began to do my homework and wrote that there was a math problem that puzzled me. I've thought about it for a long time, but I still can't. I guess I'll have to ask someone else.
So, I picked up my exercise book and ran to my mother's room. I opened the door and saw my mother lying on the bed, covered with a quilt, blushing like fire. I thought my mother was fine, so I went over, spread out the book and said to my mother, "Mom, I can't solve this problem. Ask me. " Mother did not say a word. She picked up the book slowly and began to analyze it. After a long time, my mother looked up at me and said weakly, "This question should be done like this …" Every time I said a word, I had to catch my breath, as if I had just finished the race and my speech was stuttering, which was far from my usual mother! A few minutes later, I still don't understand at all. I'm sweating with anxiety ... my mother is still talking lazily. She makes me impatient. I got angry and said, "Are you going to say it or not?" After that, I angrily picked up my exercise book and wrote it myself. Actually, when I walked out the door, I regretted it. It's too late to take it back.
After a while, grandma called me in my mother's room and I came to my mother's room. My grandmother gave me a thermometer and I looked at it at 39 degrees! Mom has a high fever! I was stunned. It turns out that my mother is criticizing me! I was angry just now, and now my tears are coming out.
Mom, I want to say to you: "I'm sorry, can you forgive my mother?"
I want to tell you that time flies, time flies. Now I am a junior three student. On this beautiful day, I want to say to my teacher: You have worked hard!
It's time for class. You taught us a vivid lesson. Sometimes you will be hoarse and thirsty, but you will overcome it with your will. This made the students see it and moved them to tears.
Class is over, the playground is boiling, and the campus is full of laughter. However, the teacher sat in the chair, absorbed in correcting the homework meticulously. Occasionally, even if a few naughty classmates come to you and shake it naughty, you still keep trying as if you didn't see it.
During lunch break, you told us to close our eyes, but you were exhausted and needed to prepare materials for the meeting.
After school, the students ran home. What about you, teacher? And preparing lessons.
Teacher, you have worked hard! You have worked tirelessly to correct your homework, and our mistakes have long been resolved into progress on the runway of life. Under the guidance of teachers: learn from mistakes and gain wisdom. Ah! Teacher, you are like a gardener, watering and fertilizing us every day, so that we can thrive.
I love you, teacher!
I want to tell you an excellent composition. Dear monitor, I want to tell you: as the head of the class cadre, you should take the class leader everywhere, think about the class everywhere, and be the teacher's right-hand man everywhere;
Dear monitor, I want to say to you: You are a dear monitor. First of all, don't be proud, don't make a fuss, don't care about others, don't get along well with your classmates, and don't be embarrassed by trifles.
Dear monitor, I want to say to you: you are the right-hand man of the teacher and the right-hand man of the principal. You should smile in front of every student and give him a warmth when they are lonely.
You don't know, in fact, many people refuse to accept you as their dear monitor. Everyone is wondering: there are so many good students in the class, why are you the dear monitor?
When you get along with your classmates, you always seem conceited. Don't forget the favorite sentence of the ancients: modesty makes people progress, pride makes people fall behind; In study, I always want to copy other people's homework. Remember, only I wrote my own homework.
You are still dissatisfied with your classmates. If a classmate recites the text quickly, you will always say "shit". You should encourage those students to do better.
I hope you can accept it and correct it. I believe you can do better and let the masses support your dear monitor. By the way, don't let one thing affect your study progress! ! !
I want to tell you the excellent composition 10 day after day, year after year. I am getting bigger and bigger with time, and my mother is getting more and more white-haired with time.
I don't know my mother. When I was a child, I hated shopping with my mother. Because she bargains for others every time she buys something, I don't know why she bargains for others every time she buys something I really can't help asking my mother once. Mom: Why do you bargain every time you buy something? She said it was to save money for the family and buy you a house. My home is in the countryside, and my family's economic situation is not good.
Another time, I borrowed a friend's spring whip. When I was sleeping, my mother saw it and thought it was nothing: it was just dawn, and she said, where did you buy this thing? I quickly explained that it was not mine. I borrowed it from my friend, but she still doesn't believe me. She also said that I was afraid that you would fight with this, so I said yours. You return this to others tomorrow, and I will go to my friend's house the next day and return it to him reluctantly.
I didn't understand why my mother asked me to return his whip until now.
I want to say excellent composition 1 1. Mom, I want to say thank you. Thank you for your meticulous care and patient and kind persuasion. When I was a child, after doing something wrong, you always criticized me first and then taught me a lesson. That's because I don't understand. I think you are wordy and don't listen to you, which makes you very angry. I always feel guilty about it. I remember once, after I did something wrong, I refused to admit it because it was not my own fault. You hit me, causing a large area of redness and swelling in my back. Then I found you silently wiping your tears in the dark. At that time, my heart welled up and I was very sad.
Thank you for growing up with me, but you are old. Your black hair is mixed with white silk and the vicissitudes of time. Every time I see the white silk in your black hair, I feel helpless, mom. As time goes by, I grow up. I need to use some difficulties and setbacks to hone my mind and perseverance. Thank you for your company.
Thank you for giving me life and sensitive organs. Thank you for cultivating my personality and setting an example for me.
Mom, I want to say to you: thank you, thank you for everything.
I want to tell you an excellent composition 12. When I was sick, my mother accompanied me. My mother supported me when I was in trouble, and comforted me when I was sad!
My mother gave me selfless love by my side. I really want to say to my mother, dear mother, I love you!
When I was a child, I was a naughty boy. I have caused my mother a lot of trouble, and my mother always shoulders all those troubles for me. Even that time-I climbed into the neighbor's newly built shed and was just seen by my mother who came back from shopping. My mother watched me climb so high that my heart pounded like a rabbit. I'm afraid I'll fall, so please call me down. I waved to my mother and told her I was fine, so I came down. Who knows how high my center of gravity has fallen. When I fainted, I only saw my tearful mother holding me. I opened my eyes and found myself in the hospital. "Oh, it hurts." I touched my head and found several stitches on my forehead!
Mom, what can we do for your children? I can only tell you, mom, you have worked hard!
I want to tell your excellent composition 13 mom, I want to tell you that ten years of careful care have made me feel your endless concern for me. Nowadays, no words can express my gratitude to you.
I will never forget the love breakfast you prepared for me in countless mornings. Some are poached eggs with milk, some are steamed bread with millet porridge, and some are fried rice with sausage. The ever-changing dishes make me eat with relish every day. Dear mom, I felt your deep love for me in the warm breakfast.
Unforgettable countless beautiful nights, you always stand at the school gate on time and wait for me, holding my favorite food in your hand. As long as the school bell rings, I will rush out of the school gate like a bird, jump into your arms and look at your smile. At that moment, I felt so happy! On the way home with you, you always ask me, "Did you listen in class today?" Something like that Although I sometimes interrupt your chatter impatiently, I know that you love me and care about me, and ask me again and again and persuade me. Mom, don't worry! I will always remember your words, listen carefully in class and study hard. Don't worry about me.
Dear mom, you are getting old and I am growing up day by day. In your silent care, I know how to be grateful!
I want to tell you an excellent composition 14 grandma, you have been away for almost three years. Are you happy in heaven? Are there any cute little angels singing and dancing around you?
Grandma, I haven't seen you since May Day that year. In order not to make me sad, my parents didn't tell me that you left me. I didn't see you for the last time, nor did I attend your funeral. You grew green grass in front of the tombstone in your hometown, but I never went to see you ... "You don't know how to cherish until you lose it." Before you died, you worked hard for me and cooked me good food.
Grandma, I know you are not alone in heaven, are you? Every day, the wind plays the piano for you, the birds song for you and the trees smile at you, right?
Grandma, I wish you happiness in heaven!
I want to tell you an excellent composition 15 if someone asks me, "which profession in the world deserves the most respect?" Then I will say without hesitation, "of course it's a teacher!" " "We all say that the teacher is a candle, burning himself silently all his life, just to illuminate his students. Li Shangyin, a poet in the Tang Dynasty, said: Spring silkworms must spin silk to death, and every night candles must drain the wick. My head teacher, Miss Wang, is a conscientious and responsible teacher. He always smiles and lectures with us, and sometimes he is humorous.
Teacher Wang will patiently help some students with poor grades. A new classmate has transferred to the third grade. At first, he was very insecure and didn't like to raise his hand to answer questions, so his grades were not good. Mr. Wang often encourages him and helps him with his homework. By the second semester of the third grade, Mr. Wang's learning requirements were gradually improved, and he was more and more active in class and his academic performance was getting better and better.
Of course, Mr. Wang's lecture is also wonderful. She always puts her hands behind her back, stands up straight and gives us lectures with a smile. Moreover, every part of her courseware is the key point, and with her vivid explanation, we can quickly understand various knowledge points.
Teacher Wang, you have taught us knowledge, how to be a man and how to unite and be friendly. Under your care, we have changed from children who know nothing to sensible students. Finally, I wish you a happy day! You did a good job.
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