Examples of humorous copywriting that makes people happy and optimistic

1. Fortunately, I am a little fat, and I can touch my belly when I am sad.

2. You always think that some people are lazy, as if you can really do something great if you are diligent.

3. I am a rich second generation, but I work to earn money by myself. I can drive a luxury car, but I squeeze the bus every day. I can eat by my face, and I work hard. This is the difference between me and Mingming.

4. Don't envy others. Think about what others don't have but you do, such as ugliness.

5. Only the weak will cry and beg her not to leave when they break up. We strong people usually kneel on the ground and hold each other's thighs to make her unable to move.

6. I was hungry last night. Tell my daughter-in-law that I'm going to buy a snack. What do you want? Daughter-in-law said she was losing weight. If she didn't eat, she wouldn't eat a bite. Then I buy it home. Don't tell me, women sometimes keep their word, but they just don't let me have a bite.

7. You can eat whatever you want. If you don't have a little weight, how can you hold your heart in the world of mortals?

8. Don't always ask me if I'm here. If I say yes, what should I do if you borrow money from me? If I say no, what should I do if you invite me to dinner? So just say something so that I can decide whether I'm here or not.

9. When you are alive, you must take some responsibility or find some sustenance. Therefore, some people are adoptive parents, wives and children, some people keep cats, dogs, birds and fish, and some people keep flowers and plants. I'm more advanced. I close my eyes and start to recuperate.

1. At my age, I will sing softly in your ear, like your body and give you a bag, leaving only mosquitoes.