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Who knows some novels that travel back to ancient times?
Type Overhead History+Soul Crossing+Comedy
The author has published 320,000 words of "Fresh Orange" in June 2007.
The protagonist Chu Yang (Princess Furong), Cheng De (Prince Valle), Nangong Yue and King Norton.
I commented that the hostess possessed Princess Zhou Furong. The hostess is the kind of troublemaker, a little clever and quite ambitious. Chengde and the hostess are the funniest together, a pair of stooges. . .
Seeing this, I was in a hurry. My hands tightly around his neck, my legs more tightly around his waist. The whole person is attached to him without any gap. This time, your hands can't eat my tofu! I am in a dark tunnel.
He saw me being such a scoundrel and knelt down with his hands, but I didn't want to give up. Today, my aunt threw caution to the wind and leaked the whole thing back to you to eat tofu! But what I said before can't let you touch it again!
He pulled my shoulder with his hand, and my hand became tighter, even my head was close to his side. Even if he wants to kiss me, he can't!
"I have never seen you so rogue!" He is a little in distress situation.
"I have never seen you so shameless!" I said, let's waste it.
He stood up from the ground, and I hung on him like a koala. He pulled hard, but I didn't move!
"Let go!"
"no! Not even dead! Unless you promise not to harass me again! " I said, tnnd, my aunt has never been so breathless, just bear with it!
"I really don't let go!" There is a little threat in his tone.
"Head can be broken, blood can flow, tofu can't be lost! ……
"Love is just a word" serial
Type Overhead History+Soul Crossing X2+ Comedy
Author 2007.2 ZY 250,000 words Happy.
The main characters are Su Xiaoxiao (Bai Xiyue), Chu Qi (Yan) and General Luo (Ronaldinho), Stone (Reed) and Ink Dance.
I'm Su Xiaoxiao, the copywriter. I just rushed out of the college entrance examination yesterday, and I was drunk and sent to ancient times. Before the ass is hot, it will be wrapped and married, becoming a bride in ancient costume, or marrying a fucking general. Bah, I almost forgot that my ancient version of my father is a rich representative who married 18 wives. I don't want to marry anyone in this age! No, I must save myself. I can't build my super adaptability. Where can I live? Hmm. How interesting ...
Let's wait and see.
I judge that the hostess is a talent who goes looking for trouble, adhering to the principle of life that nothing becomes big, and small things become big things. She fought all day. Later, she found that her best friend Chu Qi was wearing it, but she was possessed by the owner of the villa, Yan. The meeting between a woman and a man is very interesting. After a long time, many people recommended this article.
"Song of Peach Blossom" serialized VIP
Type Overhead History+Soul Crossing
Author Ruan Bao 1 10000 words in June 2007.
The main characters are Xie (Xie Huaimin), Yu, Ye, Song, Yu Zhengxun, Han and Xie Zhaoke.
Gentle and handsome neighbor big brother, secretly in love for several years, is about to get married. Xie Huaimin, a lovelorn classmate, held the idea of breaking the jar and breaking the fall, and spoke by taking the elevator with him. But life is so wonderful that the elevator will lose weight in the next second.
When Xiao Xie opened her eyes again, her world was completely turned upside down. The little black girl in the mirror is her new identity. The fairy said that there is something wrong with the system of life, you can wait.
When will this wait?
Bored Xiao Xie began her satirical journey like this-
I wrote 654.38+ 10,000 words in a good article recently discovered. From the beginning, I thought it was a bit weird to thank this second brother. In any way, it is impossible to have nothing to do with the feelings of the hostess. From the old monk, I understand that it is not nonsense to rule the world and master the world. This is a very interesting article.
Cyan 1 ~ February 1 table
Type Overhead History+Body Crossing+Comedy
In February 2006, the author wrote 70,000 words on a purple night.
The protagonist Lan Lan repairs the ice.
When the copywriter Cymbidium spat out a cigarette, the world suddenly changed.
There is no longer a steady stream of traffic in front of her, there is no tall Huaiyuan gate opposite, and the sun across the road is not waiting for her. Everything is gone.
A gust of wind blew, and a few leaves blew over and swept her jeans legs.
The sun shone down without any cover, hitting Qinglan's eyes straight, which made her dizzy for a moment.
This is a deep alley, the blue bricks are covered with moss, and the garbage scattered on the ground smells sour in the air. A wild cat looking for food looked up in the garbage, as if she was not satisfied with her sudden interruption, and then continued to look for food.
Qinglan bowed her head and smoked hard, watching the wild cats biting a rotten cabbage.
In five minutes. The wild cat walked away contentedly, and Qinglan threw the cigarette butt on the ground, stepped on it, and gnashed a few words in her mouth: "Shit, I actually wore it ..."
Story synopsis: The heroine Qinglan has passed through the kung fu of smoking in the street. Then I met a man majoring in ice, and started the ancient style course of the hostess. . . The hostess Qinglan left a sum of money after her parents died and opened a small shop with another girl she didn't know very well. She has never talked about love and smoking, but has been saying that the woman who will use sanitary napkins to dress the wounds of the man is strong and forbearing. Ice major male, his mother doesn't pity his father, but he was never hugged by his mother when he was 6 years old. The only and last hug was to take the man to the mass grave. A few days later, his father "the devil" took him away, and he saw his father kill people every day. A few years later, he was thrown to the ice repairman "Sword Ghost" and they never talked again. Xiubing, who had no childhood, stopped bleeding with ultra-thin sanitary napkins after being injured in a contest and held him all night. After waking up, Xiubing only left a sentence "I will be responsible". . .
After commenting on the abandoned pit, I only wrote 70 thousand words. I just like that article that nobody cares about. Especially like minor repairs, handsome but pure, a warm "hmm", so that the hostess is willing to surrender. . Hehe ~ ~ The characters are simple: a woman and a man. Some people say that this article does not describe the man's character well enough, but I can fully feel the man's character: because he has no relatives, he is cold and indifferent, but he is eager for people's concern, even his mother-in-law who has lived purposefully beside him for three years can't bear it. Qinglan always thinks Xiaoxiu is a child, so "maternal love is rampant".
The more the better, the end.
Overhead historical type+baby birth+light comedy
Author 2006. 12 Xishan adult 19000 words.
The protagonist Jin Duoduo (Song) and Long Feiyu (General Long). Situ Changle (beauty expert), Junziyue (baby), Shang Rong (fox), Roger (rabbit)
Copywriting in ancient time and space. I thought I could finally be Mi Chong with peace of mind, but I didn't think it was mom and dad. I am helpless, so I have to work hard on my own.
"Gold, houses, shops, children, handsome men! The more the better! "
"What did you say!" Someone is on the edge of the hurricane.
"Ha ha!" Smiling guiltily, "My body is' my husband only needs a good one'."
I think the plot is very novel, and the hostess really wants a child. As a result, she found the poisoned general Longfei and reached an agreement: she gave her the antidote as well as the antidote. . . A month's opportunity made the hostess pregnant with a child. Ha ~ ~ The process of reading was really happy and the writing was good. The last family is happy. The hostess has the most children (4 children) in these books, ha ~ ~
Crossing and anti-crossing are over.
Type Overhead History+Body Crossing X2+ Comedy
The author wrote it in July 2006, with 260,000 words.
The protagonist Zhao, Bai Mao. Beast, Four Princes, Yang Guo, Los Angeles, Premier League.
The copy is well written, the girl is beautiful, and the treasure is in hand.
After crossing the Tianshan Mountains and entering Longtan, you will be entangled in peerless martial arts.
Cross well, swim in rivers and lakes, and swim in the deep palace. Listen to me about Chinese and foreign history.
Easy to cross, the protagonist has a good life, no ability, or it can be Wei Xiaobao!
Good crossing, good supporting role, proficient in eighteen martial arts, blind people always rely on the protagonist ~
Under the guidance of the golden rule, both singing and dancing and writing poems should be given consideration. Remember the principle of casting a wide net and focusing on training. Come on, let's pass it!
I comment on very classic and interesting travel notes.
Download the webpage "I want to go with you"
Type overhead history+soul crossing+hilarious comedy
Author 2006. 1 1 yuelinglong 18000 words.
The protagonists are Su Ling (Mo), Cheng Ran, Yu Wen, Yu Mei, Chu Xiao, Chen Sixuan and Chen Sijing.
Mo declaration: handsome and affectionate male pigs, hold on, the beautiful and lovely one among the absolute beauties will come to save you! Let's go
I have always liked such a girl, a little clever and confused, a little selfish and cunning, but cute and kind. Laugh if you want, and cry if you want. I can love a person all my life, hate a person to death, and I won't let go if I choose.
I comment on classic good articles! Laughter hurts my stomach. Unfortunately, the author abandoned the pit.
Besides, it's not bad to stay in ancient times ~ ~ Maybe I met an invincible martial arts master and a handsome guy who fell in love with me at first sight. He doesn't want to marry me, and he doesn't want to marry me, but he has no family feud. * * Dai Tian, but we are more affectionate than Jin Jian and more loyal than the sea. We are also deeply opposed to leaving home for life and jumping off a cliff, but both of them were rescued. From then on, you cultivated the land, and I wove flies with me.
The ending of Death Through Time
Type Overhead History+Soul Crossing+Comedy
In April 2007, the author * * * cut the candle at the west window,180,000 words.
The main characters are Ming Shangru (Yan) and Liu Yanfeng (Fat). New (Four Emperors),
I comment on writing, the plot is good, and the language is humorous. Needless to say, I really, really like it ~ ~. Unfortunately, the author hastily ended the article because of something.
I used to buy lottery tickets for a long time, but the reasons are worth pondering: First, I always like to go to the supermarket next to the magazine to buy snacks with my fans during lunch break, and the betting point of welfare lottery tickets is at the entrance of the supermarket, which inherits her old gentleman's hobby and will follow suit every time; Secondly, I only buy ten dollars a week, but I always win the last five-dollar prize when I go next week, so I add five dollars and buy it again next week, which is still five dollars, thus becoming a small miracle in the club again and again. My colleagues who are obsessed with color have always encouraged me to continue. Of course, I always give that big sister five dollars a week, and this little evil wind blows until she leaves her job.
It's just that I didn't expect that I would really win the grand prize one day, and it was after my "death". So when I saw the red lottery ticket in my hand saying that I was reborn a hundred times, I didn't react yet. I didn't realize that I really won the lottery until I found all kinds of evil spirits around me pushing me and reaching for me. A hundred times. A hundred times. I play with them every day.
The End of "Jianghu Cuisine"
Type Overhead History+Body Crossing+Comedy
The author lost 280,000 words in August 2006.
The protagonist Qi Ming, left. Ren Yue, Yunqi Temple, Qi Chu, Qi Luo Heng, Meng Lanjun, Xie Ming.
The copywriting situation ... I ... I get it. ...
Isn't that, crossing and overhead?
Can't die!
I am strong!
××××××××××××××××××
Qi Ming, who has just passed the senior high school entrance examination, has somehow ... traveled to an unknown time and space after studying knowledge other than making money for nine years.
She was arrested and brought before Ren Yue, the new local official. She is an oolong accountant ... even more depressed to find that she lost the yamen.
Helpless, she and Ren Yue joined forces to embezzle public funds ... and set up a shop to make money!
From a small sense of taste ... go to a big house by the lake ...
Disputes between rivers and lakes ... hatred between countries and families. ...
Officialdom, Jianghu, friends and enemies ...
The fun is just beginning. I can't do you geniuses with my unique skills!
I commented on many hilarious jokes, and I envy Qi Ming (and the author). I like this kind of woman who laughs and scolds, and her children have self-knowledge. No matter how you curse, persuade and reason, it's all the same. Don't jump, envy this eloquence, hehe ~ ~
I took out the "Emergency Steps" in my pocket, turned to the page of Jianghu disputes, and walked forward with a little trepidation according to the plan I had thought of before. "Well, prawns, do you have a person in charge?" I feel my stomach shaking. Looking at the obvious lightning sparks between the two groups, I was really worried that I would die of heart failure.
The two groups seemed to think that I would stop the fight, but when I said this, they gave me a funny look and continued to look at each other. Nobody gave me a bird.
I almost thought I was going to die, and I was stared at by so many people at once ... God, quick-acting pills! Give me quick-acting rescue pills!
"No, if there is no person in charge, can you, can you, can you not call?" I think I'm talking loudly. Oh, my God! Someone in the gang is touching the hilt!
Still no one cares about me. It seems that I have made up my mind. Boo-hoo, my shop has only been open for a month.
"Since, since made up, can, can transfer, transfer the battlefield? There are many small things here, and it is unpleasant to fight. " I looked at the faces of two groups of people ... and smiled at them. "In order to solve the river's lake disputes and other emergencies, our store has set up a special duel field, which is on the right side of the store. There are also beverage shops, tables and chairs. If you are tired or thirsty, you can have a drink and then fight ... better than playing here. "
"Gorgeous Crossing" ends
Type Overhead History+Body Crossing+Comedy
Author 2007. 1 T yaya T 130000 words.
Caicai, Yuanxuanhe, Jieting, Flower Cat, be careful, Xiaoxi.
Name before copywriting crossing: Hua Gender: Female Age: 20 (sophomore, rookie) Poetry and Ode (negative). Age is inversely proportional to the memory of poetry and Ode. Due to professional problems, I basically only listen to foreign languages. Note: "Listening" means not singing. Cooking ensures that you are hungry: rice, white rice; Vegetables, boiled vegetables; Soup, egg soup. Appearance: beautiful women are not, nor are ugly women.
The name after crossing: Chinese gender: female age: 20 (looks like a young woman in the New Year) Poetry and lyrics still have a negative look: no beautiful women, no ugly women.
There is so much nonsense. In a word, women are you, me, her and a mortal.
Caicai has no ambition. His goal in life is to support himself.
Caicai is heartless, but he knows what he wants and what he doesn't want.
I commented on my stomachache, especially the reasons for going to the toilet 100. . . The ending is one woman and two husbands.
The end of Sunset Red, I'm Grandma Kangxi.
Type of youth wear+soul crossing+spoof drama
The author is sleeveless.
The main characters are sourdrang queen (Lin Ziqing), Nalan WuChen, Chu Yifan and Michelle Ye.
Why am I dressed as an old lady when everyone else is 28 years old? Bad karma! I had to write a song "The most beautiful is the sunset red"
My slogan is: swear to carry out the spoof to the end. This article has nothing to do with romantic, old cabbage also has spring.
I said it's quite classic and funny, and there are still a few I haven't seen, huh? ! ! Go and make up lessons quickly
Empty Wan Li has passed.
Type Qing Palace+soul crossing+parody
Author 2006. 12 430,000 words of Hoshino Sakura have been published.
The main characters are Xia Chunyao and Quinn. 4,9, 14
Copywriter She is also a good girl who received advanced education in the 20th century. Even though she never wanted to contribute her life to the motherland, she didn't have uncle Lei Feng's selfless spirit, and she didn't have advanced ideas.
Well, she admits that she still owes her two months' tour fee, but ... but it's not worth doing this to her. Why not just send her back to feudal society to enjoy life imprisonment for class struggle?
Mamma Mia, it is necessary to teach her vividly why everyone should sing socialism.
Now, it's okay to go to the enemy's house and work for them in class struggle. Put up with the faces of wives and concubines from time to time. It turns out that the textbook says that Zhu Men's wine stinks. God, she vowed to love history from today. Can you ask her to go back ...
Alas, alas, alas, this is the August 8th bullied by Yongzheng.
She looked up at him and said, "Would you stop chopping off my head ..."
He looked down at her: "Will you stop pulling my pants ..."
... she is innocent, please believe her ... Amen. ...
Mint and pear white
Swear: If there is a next life, I will never eat a big bowl of meat and wine again (Author: treat myself as Liangshan goods! ), vowed to carry the lady through to the end. . .
The thing is this: my boyfriend, who talked for 3 months 1 day, suddenly found his conscience and decided to save the earth one night after one month. He decided to propose to me without hesitation in the lofty revolutionary spirit that I will not go to hell and who will go to hell. I don't know what idiot suggested, but I put the diamond ring in my favorite peach ice cream ~ Under his infinite expectation, innocence and kindness eyes, I shoveled a big mouthful of ice cream with a spoon and swallowed it like lightning ... At lightning speed and slow motion, I saw his little eyes flashing with expectation suddenly enlarged with geometric base (commonly known as frightened eyes), and then it turned black at the moment. ...
The most depressing crossing in history: someone crashed, someone jumped off a building, someone slept, someone got sick ... and I was ashamed of choking on the diamond ring that proposed marriage ~ fortunately, it is said that I wore it to a good family. ...
The Happy Life of Ancient Silly Girls
Modern women travel through time and space, experiencing hardships, life and death, and there are many funny situations. First play dumb, then travel around the world by one person and one bird. A woman disguised as a man made a fool of herself. How to predict the future?
Please vote for the new article "Men are Disasters: Crossing into Three Children"
Dance with the devil
Because of a boring legend, she was dragged out by her best friend in the middle of the night
I didn't drown in the lake, but I almost drowned!
Thanks to a handsome guy, but this handsome guy is a guy with abnormal nerves.
I saved her and tried to kill her! She must complain to the school!
Huh? Wait, where is the school? How did she come to Shanguoling?
I finally met a ridiculously beautiful "ghost".
Because of her overflowing sympathy, she was cheated and called to collect the body!
What? What? So this "ghost" is not a ghost, but a Millennium silver fox demon? !
And forced her to go to the monastery for her own selfish desires!
It's good to train with handsome brothers.
Eight brothers who are as warm as jade,
Thirteen brothers in the cold show,
25 hypocritical and dishonest brothers,
Although they have different personalities, everyone seems to have skeletons in their closet ~
But, but, why do you want her to catch ghosts and subdue demons?
She is very timid. When she meets a ghost, she screams better than a ghost. When she met the devil, she ran away faster than anyone else!
Damn dead fox, when will she leave her body? !
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