Who is your favorite football player who has been spoofed?

The highest achievement and realm of being spoofed is the Roman legend Totti. Totti's joke *** 109 was very popular after it was released in Italy. This book was published by Modadori Publishing House. Half of the sales proceeds were donated to the telephone help center for the elderly in Rome, and the other half was donated to UNICEF. Totti became the object of jokes. He once publicly expressed his dissatisfaction and anger at these jokes, but later he readily accepted them ... He said, "I was tired of these jokes for a while, especially those involving my family." Later, I realized that it was better to laugh off these jokes and learn something positive from them.

I hope this book can make people laugh, and its income can also give those suffering children a smile ... "Why did Totti become the object of spoof? Because of his poor Italian Mandarin, there have been many jokes caused by the difference between Italian homophonic and staccato. Some teammates of the national team thought Totti was telling a joke when they heard him speak in Roman dialect. At the same time, the poor performance in the 2004 European Cup, red card+drooling+sleepwalking, reminded many fans of Totti's low IQ at that time. Some of Totti's friends and even teammates made "special contributions" to the final writing of this book. They sold many secrets to booksellers.

Later, the publishing house published a new collection of Totti jokes. From 2003 to 2004, titan sports once published a joke about Totti.

The following is a selection of Totti's jokes:

Fifty percent

Tote said to a friend, "Hey, I found a very, very interesting book in the bookstore." The friend asked, "What's the title of the book?" Totti: "How to solve 50% of your problems." Friend: "Did you buy it?" Handbag: "Yes, I bought two."

war

The reporter asked Totti, "Francisco, please predict the US-Iraq war." Totti: "Well, what can I say? They are two national teams, playing very smoothly and at a high level. But everyone knows that only one person can qualify for the World Cup. "