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On valentine's day, I received plastic flowers from my boyfriend and was laughed at by my colleagues …
The thing is, on Valentine's Day, I was in the company and received a courier from my boyfriend. The box looked tall, and then I opened it. That is a bunch of red roses made of plastic.
Colleagues laughed when they saw this gift!
He also attached another card. There is no message on the card, but there is a QR code. I thought he put everything he wanted to say in the QR code and then scanned it. It turns out that the other party didn't leave you a message.
Him!
Nothing! !
He just sent a plastic rose and said nothing! ! !
I asked him why he gave me such a good gift, and he said, "I thought plastic flowers were all kinds of flowers ..."
Me: ........
The whole office is laughing at me. I am really speechless!
Then my boyfriend saw that I was a little angry. In order to make amends, he sent me a courier, this time a bunch of real red roses, but there was no card and nothing to tell me!
I am really tired. Don't boys know what girls like? Why can't you give a satisfactory gift?
Netizen suggested:
@ Lily
Giving gifts on your own initiative should be a good attitude. When you are unhappy, you should take the initiative to make up real flowers immediately. In fact, you can suggest him to check online how Valentine's Day should be spent, how to treat his girlfriend and so on. My boyfriend only sent me a bunch of blue enchantress at my graduation ceremony, and only received flowers once every five years. I thought it was a waste of money to let him refuse to buy it during the holidays, but he gave it to me if I asked for a red envelope. The thinking of men and women will be different, the key is the mind, as well as the economic situation of the other party and the dribs and drabs that get along with each other on weekdays.
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