What humorous comments do girls have in the running circle of friends?

1, put on headphones and take a step. Running will secrete dopamine, and happiness is second only to falling in love. After running 10 km, my heart is full of peace and kindness!

2. When jonathan swift, the author of Gulliver's Travels, was in his twenties, he "ran half a mile on the mountain every two hours".

Li Haiying: A runner, now living in Guangzhou.

Be sure to be nice to your girlfriend in the future. After all, she has the best eyes in the world.

5. This 10 km really works! When I went out, my clothes were still tight, and they were loose after running, and my waist was directly smaller by two laps.

6. Sports sentences are sent to the circle of friends:

7. How to write humor when running a circle of friends? Of course, if your circle of friends is just for your own happiness, without the goal of showing or pleasing a specific person, and pursuing your true self, that's fine. It's just that if there is a purpose, it's best to decorate it, just as we all know what we look like, but we still dress up when we go out, and there will still be a picture before we send a circle of friends.

8. Teacher Feng's books are suitable for reading in the afternoon of rest day, accompanied by idle books. Because running has become attached to Mr. Feng, I often see some essays sent by his circle of friends. Now that they have been published, they should naturally be supported. Two books were ordered on Taobao. I sent one to my friends and kept one for myself to read slowly. Reading Notes of Vegetable Farmers, I feel that Mr. Feng has the feeling of "picking chrysanthemums under the east fence and seeing Nanshan leisurely". When I see Abu's daily life, I can't help but see the appearance of "I like children and rogues best, lying in the stream and peeling lotus". The words in the book are lively and humorous, and the gardens in the city have brought countless happy moments.

9. Q: How did you get out of the haze of life?

10, god replied: comparing with others all your life is the source of life tragedy.

1 1, although a joke, is sometimes a result of running in the sun.

12 —— Zhou: media person, financial writer, author of "Being your own fund manager: investment advice for hundreds of millions of investors", founder of saury investment system, now living in Shenzhen.

13. If there is a genius in the world, I would rather be a genius who works hard on the road of running.

14, I have known Mr. Feng Guangbo for two years. First, I read a few essays on growing vegetables in his circle of friends, and I felt quite calm and warm by Tao Yuanming. I didn't want to suddenly publish an episode, so I quickly asked for one. It will be delivered soon. So I read it day and night. This is the second time I can't put it down.

15, Little Savage shared a group with you today.

16, running is a forbearing process: physical exhaustion along the way, inner struggle, and fatigue at the finish line, which only runners can understand.

17, love running, from self-discipline, from change, you insist. Every run is a reincarnation, and under the sweat, it is the sublimation of the soul.

18. After I started running, I couldn't run for a long time. 20 minutes, 30 minutes at the most. I remember that after running so little, I almost suffocated, my heart was pounding and my legs were shaking. Because I haven't done decent exercise for a long time, Ben is very helpless. When I was seen by my neighbors while running, I felt a little embarrassed, just like being embarrassed by the title of "novelist" occasionally added after my name in brackets. However, after running for a while, the body took the initiative to accept running, and correspondingly, the running distance increased bit by bit. Things like running posture are also formed, the breathing rhythm becomes stable, and the pulse is stable. Regardless of speed and distance, I will keep running every day and try not to be disturbed.

19, the joy and satisfaction of running is bought by hard training, sweating and giving up in a weekend morning, so I will enjoy it to the fullest!

20. Method 1: Initiate greetings. You can browse the circle of friends of the chat object first. If the circle of friends you are chatting with is full of delicious food, you can say "I found one thing, you are actually a foodie". Method 2: Humorous greetings. You can send an expression pack first, and then chat uncharacteristically, such as "I'm glad you know me." Method 3: Say hello to the country. Provide a topic to guide the chat object to ask questions. For example, "I just came back from running and took a shower." Method 4: Say hello directly and sincerely. Say hello to the person you are chatting with must be sincere, for example, his head is good, you can praise it first. Method 5: Say hello directly. For example, I'm XXX. Nice to meet you. "

2 1, God answered: Qin, Lu, Qi, Shu, Han, Zheng, Wei, Chu, Zhao, Yan, Wu, etc.

22. God replied: Respect strangers and be angry with those close to them.

23. People who are too plain will make people feel boring. Occasionally, humorous stupid things will appear real and easy to get close to, which can also show your interest in life.

24. In this way, running is organized into a life cycle like three meals a day, sleep, housework and work. It has become a natural habit, and the feeling of embarrassment has faded. I went to the sporting goods store, bought a pair of sturdy running shoes, running clothes, a stopwatch, and a beginner's running primer, and read it. In this way, people gradually evolved into runners.

25, just like running, you can't catch up with the person you want to chase, and you can't wait for the person you want to wait for. This kind of powerlessness is only known to yourself.

26. I am a little tired today, but I still insist on running. Although the rhythm has dropped, who cares?

27. After 80s, teachers take 1 1 graduates ride1800km. School leaders are nervous, parents are angry and hospitalized, and some people drive several kilometers in tears.

28.20 10 met brother feng. At that time, I had not graduated from college. I only know that he is responsible for his work, a good man and loves to run marathons. Today, I realized that he is so talented and talented. That's great.

29. Health is the main factor of happiness, and exercise is an important guarantee of health.

30. Liu Zhao: A runner, now living in Foshan.

3 1, why do some boys suddenly ignore you? Cast a net in a large area and fish selectively, and you will be released.

32. The two sessions called for the right of education and punishment: children, the teacher who is most strict with you loves you the most!

33. I always like running. I must be born.

God replied: Not so many people pay attention to you, so relax, you don't have that many viewers.

35, work is like instant noodles, twists and turns, three minutes of heat, the key is to increase the amount without increasing the price.

36. Press: In the circle of friends, many are old friends, old classmates, colleagues, running friends, tea friends and vegetable friends. Some have met before, and some have never met. Most of them will give me some feedback when reading the notes of vegetable farmers with me, some will exchange private messages, some will share them with friends, and some will point out some debatable expressions. These are all concerns about themselves and their works. Thank you very much. I choose some of the hundreds of comments and try to extract them from different sides in order to understand the original taste of this book more completely. Because most of them are friends, praise is inevitable. How to really judge, everyone will know what to do after reading it. The following comments are for reference only. Thanks again.

A person who is not brave enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in his life.

38. When you are tired, just listen to some songs. When I am bored, I go downstairs for a run. When you are very anxious, wash your hands.

39. I haven't run for over a month! When you want to give up, convince yourself to hold on a little longer, and then you will find that you can hold on more.

40. When I ran 8 kilometers in the morning, I was tired. A big brother ran to the street and said to me, Come on, Huo! My heart is full of warmth.

4 1, Q: What is the most important thing for two people to be together after marriage?

42. Put on running shoes, headphones, girlfriends and sweat like rain10km. Who knows how cool it is to finish running?

43. Many people like running, but not many people run every day. There are many people who dream, but not many people stick to their dreams.

44.—— Liu: Media person, now living in Guangzhou.