(59) How does the skeleton drink water?

Having said that, I carefully looked at the black-robed old man and then at the skeleton brother who stayed at the mouth of the cave. Next, I went to the stone table and picked up the cup on it. This cup belongs to the old man in a black robe. I took the cup and walked to the stone wall in the east. There is a clear spring on the stone wall. I wash cups by the spring. Then fill it with water and take a sip. After drinking, I poured out the water and took another glass of water. I went to the mouth of the cave and said to Brother Skull, "Mr Skull, would you like a drink now?" Brother Skeleton looked at me dumbfounded, his eyes blazing. Brother Skull said, "What are you doing? What bullies me is all bones and no meat. When I drink water, it leaks everywhere. Do you want to see a joke on purpose? " I said, "Look at what you said, what is this! A monster like you, I don't know how many years he has lived, and his cultivation is so high that he sounds like a three-year-old child. Just now, you didn't want to catch me. You treated me like a radish in your kitchen, cut it into pieces and threw it into the pot to cook soup. Now, how can you say that I want to bully you? I think you've been a monster for too long, and your brain is broken. To tell the truth, I handed you the water because I wanted to get closer to you and eliminate your hostility to me. To say the least, even if I am a little curious, the real purpose of doing this is to see how you drink water. How can this be bullied? " Brother Skeleton said, "This is not bullying, so you have the nerve to say so. I am a skeleton without a stomach. Where do you want me to drink water? Throughout the ages, whose skull have you seen drinking water? How dare you say I'm out of my mind after doing such a thing? I think you are the psycho! If you are not in the cave now, but outside it, then I will catch you and figure out 10 thousand ways to torture you. Yes, I like torturing people best. I really regret not catching you just now. " Hearing Brother Skull say this, I said, "Oh, really? What you said is very good. I've done so many things out of tune. The purpose is to ask you this sentence. You got to the point. You know, when people are monsters, you should also be monsters. You should see how others behave, go wherever you want, and marry whoever you want, and then see how you behave. You don't even dare to enter the cave. How dare you have sex with me here? You are dead. " Hearing this, Brother Skull suddenly became angry from embarrassment. Brother Skeleton said, "Don't talk to me like that, because I have changed from a white skeleton to a golden skeleton. Do you know what the golden skeleton means? I don't know, right? I wish I didn't know. This shows that you are not a prophet. There are many things in this world that you don't understand. So, in this case, I suggest you be modest. You can't figure out why I live so timid, and I can't figure out why you came to this place, so we all have the same confusion about this world. Everyone is essentially the same. If so, why do you want me to die and you don't? " I laughed after listening to Brother Skull. I said, "Don't talk nonsense here, who is like you. I know all about you. To tell the truth, I'm nothing like you. I am a lost lamb, and you are a selfish monster. This is the essential difference between us. The problem is that under the present circumstances, it is meaningless for us to discuss this issue. Because our priority now is to get out of here. Don't tell me you like this place, and no one believes this nonsense now. " Say that finish, I no longer take a reason skeleton brother, but turned away, coldly looking at the black monster. Black monster seriously wanted to think. Then he said, "Well, you look down on Brother Skull, thinking that he is a bad guy and lies all day. To tell the truth, I really can't blame him, because there are really many amazing secrets hidden between Brother Skull and me, and this secret is really absurd, and no one will believe it when it is said. That's why he talks nonsense to you. You know, everything he did was forced. If I were you, I would do the same. " Before the black monster finished, my eyes filled with tears. I said with tears streaming down my face, "Oh, brotherhood, what a touching scene! You two monsters, just perform in front of me, so as to cover each other up. It turns out that you treat me like a little seedling growing up in a greenhouse and have never seen the world. " Seeing me like this, the black monster had to sigh and say, "Well, I admit that we really look down on you, because you are young and beautiful, like a gigolo who lives on women, so we mistake you for an idiot who has never experienced storms." Now that your tears have come out, it shows that you have been successfully deceived by our performance. Deceiving you is exactly our purpose. After achieving our goal, we should start working. Yes, we are really not long-lost brothers, and your judgment on this issue is completely correct. In fact, Brother Skull and I are simply one person. We are two parts of the same body. Before we die, Brother Skeleton is this man's body, and I am this man's soul. All along, we have lived in this world and never had any problems. ""When did the problem arise? The problem arises after the death of our noumenon. After noumenon died, the two of us had no backbone. Therefore, when we both start spiritual wisdom at the same time, the first problem we face is that we both want to gain control of each other and devour each other. So, for a long time, the two of us have been fighting in this place, and we can't think of any other way except fighting. I occupied the inside of the cave and the skeleton brothers occupied the outside of the cave. We are evenly matched, and no one can beat anyone. So, the two of us have been fighting in this situation until you appear in this place. This is all the experience between us. " The black monster said so much in one breath that Brother Skeleton was very anxious and blinked at the black monster. Black monster said, I spoke. I criticized Brother Skull first. I said, "You are a skeleton with no human form. Do you think it's interesting to try to play tricks in front of me under the present circumstances? I don't think you want to get out of this cave, do you? Don't think I'm gullible just because I'm young. In fact, I am the smartest person. I know exactly what you are thinking. "When I said this, Brother Skull said," Yes, you are right. Because I really think you can't be trusted, because we don't know you at all. I am fed up with the pain of being cheated. In the past days, because I was a skeleton, all the people in the world thought I was an idiot, so they all wanted to benefit from me by cheating. They thought I was a big tiger and wanted to throw me into the jar to soak in wine. You know, everyone is selfish, and everyone in this world is a big bad guy, so I can't imagine why you are kinder than others. "After hearing this, I said," Well, because of your simplicity, you have suffered a lot in your life these days, and you can't find anyone you can trust anymore. "So, when I came to this place, you were full of vigilance to me, and at the same time you wanted to take the opportunity to do something shameful. And what this thing is, I already know, is a conspiracy. Because I already know that your purpose can't be achieved. Since your goal can't be achieved, you should change your strategy accordingly. The only way out for you two monsters is to cooperate with me and find a way to leave this place together. In the understanding of this problem, you really can't compare with the black robe monster. " Hearing me say this, the face of this big golden skull turned black and blue, and almost became angry from embarrassment. But he thought about it carefully and felt that what I said was not completely unreasonable. Then Brother Skull said, "Well, what you said is very reasonable, but you have overlooked the most fundamental problem, that is, you are a yellow-haired person, and you don't look like a good person at first glance. In that case, why should we believe you? " . "I heard that, I smiled. I said, "Well, you speak very well. The question now is, do you have any other choice but to trust me? "Sometimes, life is like a gamble, and we don't need too many reasons to make some decisions. If it turns out that you were really cheated by me today, then I'm still my gangster, you're still your skeleton, and no one bothers anyone. We're trapped together in this empty space. However, at the same time, you should think about this problem from another angle, that is, if I am a really good person and don't want to throw you into the wine jar to soak wine, what will happen if we unite? As a result, all of us will get a chance to leave here. Is this attractive to all of us? Come to think of it, is it worth taking a gamble in order to get this opportunity? Don't think of yourself as a monster. Even a monster needs some courage at a critical moment. " When I said these words, the black monster kept listening. Hearing this, the black monster spoke. The black monster said, "well, at this point, I think everyone has discussed the problem clearly, and there is no need to talk about it." This big skeleton is more difficult to think about because it is all bones and there is no brain in the skull. It's no use talking to him so much! This question is better for me. Yes, I admit that compared with you monks, we monsters are really simple in character and not as complicated in thought as some people in society. So, in the past days, we were deceived and ended up like this. Yes, as you analyzed, we have no choice but to trust you, but that doesn't mean we don't need to guard against you. "When I heard the black monster say this, I thought for a moment, and then said," Well, we have said so much frankly together, and I have figured out the whole story. "Thank you for letting me know the truth. If you want to prevent me, prevent me. I don't care. But to be honest, I really think you two are too pessimistic about life. I don't think this is a good idea. Because the black bear monster outside this space used to be your favorite spiritual relic, in the process of cultivation, in order to get rid of your control, I suddenly blindsided you and trapped you in this forbidden area. You should go out and find it, reason with it, let him realize his mistake first, and then let it bear the corresponding punishment. The black bear monster is also my enemy, because he once tried to take my kidney. Since we have the same enemy, the black bear monster is the reason why you believe me. Don't you believe me when I say this? To tell the truth, I think you two knew nothing about unity before, only the internal friction of killing each other, so you can only watch the black bear blame live freely outside. Today, I am here, this is your opportunity, because all this really should change. " After I finished, the black monster said nothing, just looked at Brother Skull. Because of all the people at the scene, Brother Skull is the dumbest. This matter, no matter how well I talk to the black monster, can't be implemented without the consent of Brother Skull. Sure enough, Brother Skull spoke. Skeleton elder brother said, "you echo each other, all give me fuck off! I don't believe everything this human monk says! You know, although I am a skeleton with no brain in my skull, I am not a big fool. I've been in a boa constrictor for so many years. Although life is boring, these years of practice still make me feel very fulfilled. I don't want to end my practice. " When Brother Skeleton said this, the black monster looked at me with a look of "How is my judgment". . But I am not discouraged. Because I know what Brother Skull really means. He said this because he never trusted people easily after being assassinated by the black bear monster outside. What's more, over the years, he has been fighting with the black monster, and they have too many grievances. It is not easy to bridge the gap between them at once. Besides, I was so speculative with the black monster just now. No wonder Brother Skeleton has doubts about our plan. It seems that this person's ideological work needs some elaboration. Then I said, "You don't know shit! A big skull without a brain wants to think of itself as a wise man and a prophet. You eat too much shit! No brain means no brain, be humble and be a monster! How can we make progress without modesty? Don't you want to make up for it? Ready to be a monster in the belly of a big python for life? " My words deeply shocked my brother's soul, but also caused a little stir in his heart. But it was only a moment, because he woke up immediately after the waves. He thought I was just talking nonsense. I am with the black bear monster outside. It was the black bear monster who deliberately sent me in to plot against them. So, after listening to my words, he just kept sneering. To tell the truth, as the author of this book, I personally think that it is not easy to understand that skeletons can make waves in their hearts. For a pure skeleton, it is really difficult to answer the question where his heart will be. When I was writing this story, I was as confused as all the readers, and I didn't know how Brother Skull did it. How can he have a confused heart? Maybe I met a sentimental skeleton? It would certainly be better if readers and friends could see here and know the real situation and tell me in the book review area. But this is beside the point. Because the situation at that time was that I was in the belly of a boa constrictor and didn't have the energy to think about these problems. I'm just telling you what I saw. The problem is that the black monster doesn't think so. The black monster said, "It is wrong for you to write like this, because it is unscientific." Why do you say that? Because this story has just begun, there are many things you haven't explained clearly, and most readers are still in a mess. It's really a bit too profound for you to throw such a question at them. If I were you, I would ask a simple question. For example, Brother Skull once met a britney spears when he was young. Who is this britney spears? It's more scientific for you to work out the problem like this. "I heard the black monster say this, and I said," Oh, really? You are a monster of unknown origin. How dare you despise my readers? Do you not believe in their IQ or have no confidence in the future of this story? No matter what your motivation is, I must say that you are wrong! Why? Because the works I write are minority works, if my readers accept and like this style, their loyalty will be high. My readers are all die-hard fans. "After that, I looked at the black monster like a terminator, and my eyes penetrated his soul like a blade. I saw the black monster shivering in front of me, shivering in the cold wind like a little match girl. I know that he has been defeated by my profound words and has never resisted again. Seeing this situation, Brother Skull finally couldn't help it again. Brother skeleton said to the black monster, "you pig, you have been cheated by him again." He is a character in this story, just like we are now. If we eat him now and write this story ourselves, then we can control our own destiny. This is a very simple question. He deliberately talked nonsense to confuse us. "I laughed when I heard the elder brother of the skull say so. I looked at Brother Skull and said, "Oh, really? Is that how you see things? If you are so confident, what will happen if you eat me? Have you ever been to school? Can you use a computer? You can't read. Up to now, you haven't caught the point of the problem. What can I say about you? " Brother Skeleton said, "Come on, don't lie here! Since you think I have missed the point of the problem, tell me, what is the point of the problem? Frankly speaking, I think so: if you are right, I will hang you and air-dry you as bacon; If you are wrong, I will put you in my palm, pat you hard, and eat it as a shrimp when it is cooked. Do you think my idea is very scientific? " I said, "the point of the problem is very simple, that is, we must find a way out first, and I will teach you to read when we go out." After reading it, do whatever you want! To tell the truth, in this world, no one wants to stay in the belly of a boa constrictor all his life. I hope you will correct your attitude from now on and stop complaining to me. You know, I was born a Tang priest, so you'd better be honest in front of me. I'm tired of talking to you for so long. Leave me alone. If you annoy me, I will preach to you every day. To tell the truth, don't think you can indulge yourself just because you are a monster. You know, monsters should also have the spirit of progress. " Hearing this, the skeleton soldiers got angry. Brother Skull said, "San Niu Ge, the more you talk, the more ridiculous you are! I am a monster with a big skeleton, and I don't even have a human figure. I don't know how many ten thousand years I've been in this hellhole. As soon as you arrived here, you talked to me about life and asked me to have ideals and make progress! God, I'm dead! " I said, "I don't understand. I only reason with you for your own good. How can I talk to death? Even if you are a pig, so what? Have you ever seen such an autistic pig who stays at home all day and doesn't even dare to contact the society? Oh, cake seller, you really didn't think that your life and mental state are hopeless. Is it nonsense? Maybe you really don't know how beautiful the outside world is? " Hearing this, Brother Skull laughed. Brother Skeleton said, "Kim, you are so bad! I'm going to fool people here again I repeat, I don't listen to anything you say! Although I am a skeleton, it doesn't mean that I am a big fool. In today's society, there are no idiots, because all idiots are eaten by the Taliban, so it's useless for you to tell me this. You want everyone to unite and run out together, then eat the boa constrictor in turn, and then eat the black bear monster after eating the boa constrictor. You can have this idea. I really admire you. Don't think that the boa constrictor's mouth has been opened and can't be closed, so it can do whatever it wants. "Seeing that the skull brother is so tenacious, his granite head can't enter the water under my inculcation. In desperation, I had to do my best.