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How to return to life has limited my imagination.
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History of rites and music: "The essence of the mysterious spirit belongs to the capital." Yan Shigu's Note: "It is said that the essence of the weather is repeatedly revolving in this Yunyang capital."
Tao Jin Yuanming's "Zuo Dan and Dai Zhuben in May": "Empty boats can escape, and there is no end to it."
Song Chen Shidao's poem "Fish Eye" says: "The meandering river returns, and the green grass continues."
"Zi Tongzhi Jin Jian An Di Yuan Xing Two Years": "There are different properties, no determination, no change, no line."
Su Songzhe's Begging for River Repair: "If you want to stop the northward flow, return to the river." Qian Huafo's Attack on JiNing: "The spirit suddenly recovers."
The fifth and eighth times of Wu Ming's journey to the West: "If you can't help, go back to Master first."
Ming Lu Long Ren's Three Seas Records: "While referring to Fu Deng (Yuan Keli), the Ministry of Ritual wrote to Mao Shuai, listening to his discretion to send appropriate officials to visit him in detail, and received replies from subjects all over the country, which were limited to mid-October."
Feng Ming's magnum "History of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty" 55th time: "Your Majesty has something urgent and confidential to tell the commander-in-chief. I was given wine at the right time, and I was afraid that I would resign. I was asked to face it and wait for an answer. "
"Legend of Heroes of Children" for the second time: "After I left, he asked someone to tell me again and replied that I didn't leave a message."
Lu Xun's letter to Ye Zi: "Please write back to that bookstore: I disagree."
Chapter 46 of "Weird Situation Witnessed in 20 Years": "How do you think I replied to him at that time? I have to agree. "
Lu Xun's A Jin: "After a few days, A Jin stopped watching it. I guess it was her own master who replied. "
Zhang Hanheng's Ode to Tokyo: "Be quiet and bright, but reply."
Three Kingdoms Liu Wei Shao's "Figures and Style": "Quiet people, Taoist thoughts reply."
Jin's "Wu Du Fu": "Tide waves are rippling, reply to Wan Li."
In the Northern Wei Dynasty, Li Daoyuan wrote "Notes on Shuijing River I": "There are Qutang and Huang Kan Ertan in the gorge, and the summer water returns, so it is taboo along the back."
Su's A Dream: "Wei Xiangdou remembers that she was born with an inch of heart, and she still had a broken silk ... she could restore her heart."
Zhang Songlei's Hou Huai Fu: "Myanmar, Sichuan and Yuan are embarrassed, thoughtful and generous."
In the Qing and Tang Dynasties, the poem "Wang Lutai Mountain Poetry Album" said: "The cypress and the phase are hidden, and the sunny cliff and valley return."
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