Jokes and jokes: Old news of the Cultural Revolution-we should catch _ laughing till our stomachaches _ laughing till our girlfriends are happy.

A cadre went to the store to buy things. When he got home, he found that his change was lost and returned it to the clerk. "Comrade, I just lost my change. Did you see it? " The shop assistant took out quotations from Chairman Mao from his chest pocket and said to the cadres, "Let's study the supreme instructions together first, and then I'll tell you what's going on." The cadres had no choice but to take out the little red book. "Please turn to page 98, the second paragraph," said the clerk. "Let's read it together. Chairman Mao taught us that "the two of them read clearly later" and "we should' grasp'. In other words, the Party Committee should not only "grasp" the main work, but also "pay close attention". You can't catch anything unless you hold on tight and never relax. Grasping without tightening is equal to not grasping. Reach over and of course you can't catch anything. Even if you hold hands, don't hold them tightly. It looks like you are grasping, but you still can't grasp anything. Some of our comrades also focus on the main work, but they can't do all the work well without paying close attention. You can't do it without grasping, and you can't do it tightly. " "。

Seeing that the cadres were puzzled, the clerk put away the quotations and said sharply, "Comrade, how did you learn to think?"! I gave you the money, and Chairman Mao told you to "hurry up". But you just can't catch it. Grasping without tightening is equal to not grasping. Not anymore. Don't! I have met many cadres who disobeyed Chairman Mao and made mistakes. I just haven't seen you come to someone else without self-criticism. To tell you the truth, I didn't see your money! " This is a joke that was circulated at that time, and the description of the quotations read in it is completely true. )