mischief

After Zhang Sheng went to the hospital to see his toothache, he took a taxi to the crematorium to mourn his dead friend.

After getting on the bus, I complained about my toothache and told the taxi driver to go to the crematorium.

The driver's master was a little puzzled and said, "Why don't you go to another hospital and try again?"

2

One day, Zhang Sheng went to the anorectal department to see hemorrhoids.

The doctor asked for advice.

Zhang Sheng: "My ass hurts. I suspect hemorrhoids. "

Doctor: "Where exactly does it hurt?"

Zhang Sheng: "It's just ... about the entrance."

Doctor; "Generally speaking, we call the anus the exit."

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three

One day, Zhang Sheng's friend was hospitalized with pneumothorax, and the doctor asked his friend to blow up balloons.

Zhang Sheng asked, "How many balloons should I buy?" ? 100 is enough?

Doctor: "In fact, you can buy one and then keep deflating and blowing."

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