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Who is faster, the snail or the tortoise?
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1. The tortoise and the hare race... The hare quickly ran to the front..
The tortoise saw a snail crawling very slowly... and said to him: Come up, I'll carry you...
Then... the snail came up...
After a while, the turtle saw another ant and said to him :You come up too..
Then the ants also came up. .
After the ant came up, he saw the snail above and said "Hello" to him
Do you know what the snail said?
The snail said: Hurry up, this turtle is so fast...
2. A snail was walking on the road. Suddenly a turtle crawled by, knocked the snail to the ground and ran away.
When the police arrived, they asked Snail, "Who is the perpetrator?"
Snail said, dying, "I didn't see clearly, he ran too fast."
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