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Lu Bu, the first valiant soldier in the Three Kingdoms, finally failed because he was greedy for petty profits.

Lu Bu is the most powerful military commander in The Romance of the Three Kingdoms. In addition to Zhang Fei, Dian Wei and other famous soldiers who can act in front of him, ordinary military commanders have fought in front of him for more than ten times, either dead or disabled. So people send Lu Bu, and the horse is a red rabbit. It can be seen that heroes from all walks of life are afraid of their courage. However, Lu Bu, who is so brave, did not use his technology in the right place, but all of it was used in honor and greed for small profits. In his life, he did many shameful things-in his early years, Lu Bu followed Bing's secretariat of Ding Yuan, who treated him like his own son. Blades, Kansai governors entered the customs, and Dong Zhuo clashed with Ding Yuan, but Dong Zhuo was afraid that Lu Bu was courageous and didn't expect anything. Marotta suggested that Dong Zhuo trade his beloved red hare for Ding Yuan's head. However, soon after Lu Bu went to Beijing with Dong Zhuo, he had an affair with Dong Zhuo's maid-in-waiting. Dong Zhuo pulled out his halberd and threw cloth, which was accepted by Stuart Wang Yun and hit Zhuo with his hand. When Li and Guo Si were in chaos, they retreated to the capital and wanted to vote for Yuan Shu. But he was rejected by Yi, and then he voted for Yuan Shao. When Zhang Yanshi was broken, the soldiers were in a state of chaos, and Shao was afraid of hurting them. They sent strong men to cover the cloth at night, but they didn't get it. Had to mess to escape from Jizhou, defected to JASON ZHANG. Soon Cao attacked Xuzhou and joined forces with Zhang Miao, Chen Gong and others to occupy Puyang. After being destroyed by Cao Cao, he took refuge in Liu Bei and occupied Xuzhou, calling himself Xuzhou Pastoral. General Zuo was sealed by Hanting. After three years of Jian 'an, he betrayed Cao Cao and made friends with Yuan Shu. Instead, Gao Shun was sent to attack Liu Bei. Cao Cao sent Xia Houdun to save Liu Bei, who repelled him. Cao Cao personally conquered Lu Bu. Although Bu Yi was fierce, he was suspicious and helpless. He couldn't control his side, but he trusted the generals. The generals disagreed and doubted themselves, so they lost every battle. Mao (Cao Cao) cut around March, up and down. Tie Hou Cheng, Song Xian and Xu Wei in front of Chen Gong and surrender together. Hanging in front of the White Gate Building by Cao Cao, a generation of Yingjie: foolhardy, heartless and unjust. Just a rope. It's gone.

Lu Bu's courage is unparalleled in the Three Kingdoms. Roche described his bravery incisively and vividly in this love novel. Fang Yue, a famous chess player in Hanoi, was stabbed by a halberd in less than five rounds. Mu Shun saw the horse, took a halberd and stabbed it under it. Wu Anguo was mutilated in less than ten times. Liu Guan, Zhang and Lu Bu fought more than a hundred times, and Lu Bu only stabbed a halberd, and the flying horse ran back. Cao Cao's six tiger generals fought with him, and when the cloth could not stop him, they put their horses back to the city. I think all generals have the courage to resist, and six people fight one, so that they can escape easily. It's a pity that Lu Bu was so brave, but he didn't use it in the right place. He used it to honor the Lord and covet small profits. (The above quotation marks are quoted from Romance of the Three Kingdoms)

First of all, Lyu3 bu4 is a man who has been capricious all his life, doing everything he can and betraying his faith. First, he voted for Ding Yuan, and Ding Jianyang treated him well. However, no matter how kind he is, he is not as good as a red rabbit. Dong Zhuo's love for his father and son was not just because of a maid-in-waiting (the official history didn't mention who this person was, and Luo invented a beautiful woman, The Story Of Diu Sim), who died under his halberd. Of course, everyone is happy that Dong Zhuo is dead, but at the very least, he doesn't deserve to die in the hands of such three-surname slaves. After the first world war in Puyang, the territory was completely lost, so we had to lead the beaten army to vote for Liu Bei. However, in the end, Liu Bei was replaced and Xuzhou was occupied. In order to make peace with Cao Cao, Cao Shi named him General Zuo in the name of the imperial court, and the loss of General Yang Shantun was greatly sealed. There is no good gold in the country, and there is no purple ribbon in the country. The purple ribbon you bring is based on your heart. It can be seen that Cao Cao really bothered him to use it, and he did his best to say yes. But in fact, in the third year of Jian 'an, Bufu rebelled and sent Seibel to attack Liu Bei and Yu Pei and break them. The man betrayed him after all.

In fact, among all the people compared with Lu Bu, Yuan Shu was the one who suffered the most from Lu Bu. When Lu Bu took Xuzhou, Yuan Shufa greeted him with 200,000 meters, so he married him. However, shooting halberds at Yuanmen is contrary to the art; Art wants to make cloth as a supplement, but it is for his son. Later, I regretted it, and Bu complained that she had been in pain at the beginning of the operation. The woman is already painting (the road), pursuing marriage and sending Han Yin to the fair. After Pi was besieged, I remembered all the benefits of Yuan Shu. Because women don't have the skills to spread fear, I didn't send troops to save her. I immediately wrapped her in cotton and tied her up, and sent her out at night. Unfortunately, it was already too late. However, even if Yuan Shu let bygones be bygones, Cao Cao's army could not save him. So in this person's mind, interests are always the most important. They can break the contract for small profits, or they can give up their love for small profits. So if such people continue to exist in the three countries, I don't know how many shameful things they will do.

Look at Lu Bu's servants again, as if he had never trusted anyone in his life. The distance from Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo depends on how he treats people after he occupied Xuzhou. Seibel is loyal to him, naive and dignified, and never drinks or falls behind. He attacked the city and plundered the land for his use, taking the lead, and every attack was invincible. However, cloth knows its loyalty, but it cannot be used. The fabric is smoother when it is reversed from Hao Meng. With Xu Wei, having a relative inside and outside, I was told that I would take soldiers to continue. It's a pity that Seibel is so loyal to him, but as one of his relatives, look at Xu Wei. It's not Xu Wei and others who betrayed him in the end. Gao Shun is always brave, but the owner of the insurance is a despicable and ungrateful villain.

Chen Gong betrayed Cao Cao and followed Lu Bu, but Lu Bu could not be used. When Pi was besieged, Chen Gong suggested that if the general rode out of the chariot, the palace would keep the rest of the people inside, if he led troops to the general and the palace to attack his back, if he came to attack the city, the general would save him from outside. But on the tenth day, the (Cao) army ran out of food and could be broken. In fact, under the circumstances at that time, this was the best way to solve the Pi siege. You are afraid of Lu Bu's courage, and you are invincible in foreign wars, so it is difficult to attack the city. At first, Lu Bu also agreed to this plan, but his wife said that Cao Gong treated the public station (Chen Gong) as a child, so he was reluctant to give up. Now the general is too generous to Cao Gong, but he wants to appoint the whole city, donate his wife and go away alone. If anything changes, I can't be the general's wife! Alas, I thought Chen Gong abandoned Cao and defected to Lu, and followed him all the way to the north. How could he betray him? However, Chen Gong's strategy is no better than a woman's words. It's really unreasonable that such a man who fights with others will not perish!

In addition, this person has always been afraid of death, and the most shameful thing is that the White Gate Tower begged for mercy. Then he gave birth to a cloth, and the cloth said,' It's too urgent, slow down.' Shameless. Then I said to Liu Bei, Liu Bei is a guest and I am a prisoner. Can't you forgive each other in one sentence? I also asked Cao Cao. In the Ming dynasty, the official position was not too tired, but now it has been served, and the world is not worried. Gong Ming will step and make cloth ride, so the world will be insufficient. His fear of death really humiliated all the heroes in the world. Fortunately, Cao Cao accepted Liu Bei's plan and killed Buyi. Otherwise, if we let this villain live, I don't know if there will be more trouble.

Therefore, I deeply love Lu Bu's courage, but deeply hate his despicable character and retarded mind. Unfortunately, in today's society, villains like Lu Bu are everywhere, and it is impossible to prevent them. ...