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20 12 What Oolong Events Happened in London Olympic Games?
Oolong One: The Korean women's soccer team in Dai Li, Zhang Guan almost went on strike. Before the opening ceremony, before the women's football match between North Korea and Colombia, the heads of North Korean women's football players were introduced on the big screen in the center of the stadium, and the North Korean flag was displayed next to it. The North Korean women's football team almost went on strike angrily. Afterwards, BOCOG and British Prime Minister David Cameron had to apologize and said that they would never make such a mistake again. However, after the opening ceremony, the photos of the delegations at the opening ceremony uploaded by the London Organizing Committee for the Olympic Games to the official Weibo showed the North Korean flag, but it was labeled "North Korea Team". Many Korean netizens are very dissatisfied: "Our photos should be the Korean delegation, not North Korea!" Oolong II: In the men's 56kg snatch, Tunisia missed the gold medal with regret, and all the attention was focused on China's Wu Jingbiao, who cried after missing the gold medal. In fact, the most "inner cow" may be Ermai. After the snatch, Ermai lifted 132kg, second only to Wu Jingbiao (133kg). However, in the clean and jerk competition, his coach misreported 158kg to give twenty cents a hand. In fact, 20 cents should be reported as 148kg. 158 kg has exceeded his limit, and the rules of weightlifting competition stipulate that the weight of each attempt cannot be lower than the last one. In this way, El Maui was kicked out of the medal match by the coach. "This is a low-level mistake." Two hairs looked annoyed and said, "I should have started with 148 kg, but he (the coach) made a mistake of 158 kg." Oolong III: The national anthem is out of tune. The Hungarian delegation protested angrily. On July 29th, Hungary's Slagai, the fifth seed of the Games, defeated Italy's Okuzzi, the bronze medalist of Beijing Olympic Games, with 15-8, and won the individual sabre competition in London Olympic Games. The joy of winning the championship originally excited the Hungarian delegation at the scene, but the subsequent incident destroyed this good mood. The recording of the Hungarian national anthem played by the famous London Philharmonic Orchestra was seriously out of tune, which made them very dissatisfied. They have explicitly asked the relevant departments of the Olympic Organizing Committee to replace it. The national anthem and Olympic anthem played by the teams in this Olympic Games were recorded by London Philharmonic Orchestra in the studio. Before the Hungarian Olympic Organizing Committee made representations, no other team expressed dissatisfaction because of playing the national anthem. Oolong 4: I can't put it down. Brazilian judo player broke the bronze medal in the bath, but Brazilian judo player Kitadai broke his bronze medal in the London Olympics in the bath. However, the IOC has agreed to replace Kita with a new bronze medal. In an interview with Brazilian media, Kitadai said that he could not wear it around his neck because the connection between the medal and the one he was wearing was broken. Moreover, the medal was thrown out of a small dent. To this end, the Brazilian Olympic Committee applied to the International Olympic Committee to replace the base tower with a new bronze medal. "The new medal is already in the hands of the London Olympic Organizing Committee," said a spokesman for the Brazilian Olympic Committee. Oolong five: Mongolian female judo player was exposed at the Olympic Games by careless mistake. Female judo players not only face fierce competition, but also have one more job to do than male judo players: how to avoid exposure. In the women's wrestling 48kg class, 22-year-old Mongolian woman Monkbart met Argentine woman barreto. The two men fought nervously. As a result, when barreto tried to hug Monkbart and fell on her, her hand moved too much, reaching into Monkbart's game suit and tearing her sports bra, which led to Monkbart's embarrassment. Perhaps it was this episode that upset Monkbart and didn't play well in the end. He was defeated by barreto and only finished seventh in this competition. Oolong Six: Will the ambiguous archery competition let the audience go? Before the start of the archery men's ranking competition in London Olympic Games, the Olympic website showed that the ticket sales status of the event was "not issued", that is, tickets were not sold to the outside world. However, the public misunderstood it as free and open, and this unprofessional term with serious ambiguity became the new joke of the London Organizing Committee.
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