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Double joke
Wolf: Who are you?
Pig A: "Yes!"
Wolf: "What?"
Pig A: "What's on the roof?"
Wolf: "I mean what's your name?"
Pig A: "My name is' Who' and' What' is on the roof!"
The wolf asked pig B again.
Wolf: Who are you?
Pig B: "I'm not' who', he's' who' (referring to pig A)."
Wolf: Do you know him?
Pig B: "Hmm!"
Wolf: "Who is he?"
Pig B: "Yes."
Wolf: "What?"
Pig B: "What's on the roof!" "
Wolf: "Where?"
Pig B: "Where am I?"
Wolf: "Who?"
Pig B: "Who is he?" . (pointing to pig head a again) "
Wolf: "How should I know?"
Pig B: "Who are you looking for?"
Wolf: "What?"
Pig B: "He's on the roof."
Wolf: "Where?"
Pig B: "It's me."
Wolf: "Who?"
Pig B: "Who am I? Who is he?"
Wolf: "My God!" " "
Pig A and Pig B: "My God" is our father! "
Wolf: "What, it's your father?"
Pig B: "No!"
The wolf couldn't stand it any longer and sighed, "Why?"
Pig A, Pig B and Pig C: "Do you know our grandfather?"
Wolf: "What?"
Pig A: "No, our grandfather is' why'."
Wolf: "Why?"
Pig A: "Yes!"
Wolf: "What is it?"
Pig A: "No,' why'."
Wolf: "Who?"
Pig A: "Who am I?"
Wolf: Who are you?
Pig A: Yes, I am' Who'. "
Wolf: "What?"
Pig A and Pig B: "He's on the roof."
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