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The hospital urine test will give everyone a small cup, as long as there is a little. I saw a brother, holding a full cup with both hands hard and carefully, and walked to the urine test nurse. The nurse looked at him straight and said.
Hey, young man, are you here to propose a toast?
How can a doctor write me negative?
There was a medical dispute in a hospital recently.
Because patients feel that doctors are not professional enough,
The first time was a male patient with liver disease.
He went to the hospital to check his liver function and the doctor asked him to have a blood test.
A week later, the patient got the blood test report.
When I saw it, I exclaimed, "I am obviously a man.
How can a doctor write me negative? "
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