Ancient poems, couplets, jokes and two-part allegorical sayings about homophonic sounds.

Ancient poems, couplets, jokes and two-part allegorical sayings about homophonic sounds.

First, couplets

1, two apes are cutting firewood in the deep mountain, and the little monkey dares to saw (sentence)

The horse is stuck in the mud, how can the old beast go wrong (hoof)? Jie Jin

2, because of the lotus root, (why)

Apricots don't need plums (fortunately, they don't need media)

3, lantern cage lights, paper (orange) shell was originally only windproof.

Drum drum, tangerine peel can't knock half (summer)

Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou).

Light dance (martial arts) began in Hanzhong (light dance: lightning; Hanzhong: the sky)

5. Master Gu Shang (monk)

Embroidered in front of the beauty hall (scholar)

Second, ancient poetry

1, silkworms in spring will weave until they die, and candles will drip the wick dry every night. (44) (Untitled Li Shangyin)

2, light candles at the bottom of the well, * * * Lang Changxing Mo Weiqi. (Candle-tell, go-violate) Wen Tingyun

The willows in Jiang Shuiping are green, and I can hear the songs on the Langjiang River.

Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny. (Qing Qing) Zhu Yuxi

Third, jokes

1, related to place names

On New Year's Eve, my brother took two overseas Chinese students home for dinner. One is cheerful and the other is shy. During the dinner, the cheerful classmates smiled and pointed to the shy classmates and introduced us: "He is from Myanmar, so he is shy." Then he raised his glass to propose a toast to everyone, raised his head and gulped it down, then said, "I'm from Yangon."

2. The headmaster is angry

At the school affairs meeting at the end of the semester, the headmaster was furious at the inefficiency of personnel management. He said, "the person in charge of the director's business is not sensible; The consciousness of personnel management is not strong; Not an official! "

Step 3 meet in the country

At a meeting in the village, the village chief said, "Rabbit, shrimp, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. The meeting is over now. The host said: "Sausage paste melon for pickles." (Now, the head of the township will speak. The township head said, "Rabbit, shrimp, today's meal.

4. "Wochun" ("I am stupid")

5, ebony smells flowers (I have no culture),

Lying on a branch hurts my ass (I have a low IQ),

I lay like water (ask me who I am),

Four, two-part allegorical sayings

Mother's Sisters-Suspicious (menstruation)

Monkey Sun sits in the golden hall-unlike Ren (a man).

A scholar writes poetry-he has two hands (the first one).

It's just right for a girl from He's family to give it to Zheng Jiazheng (Zheng Heshi)

Abdominal rowing-expert (navigation)

200 yuan peanuts-you have to refute (peel)

Peach in both hands-reasonable (gift)

Buy camels at Huguo Temple-There is no such thing (city)

Zanthoxylum bungeanum is caught in the rice crisis (rice)