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Wonderful and funny animal fables

Wonderful and funny animal fables

Wonderful and funny animal fables

Gecko lifted the curtain-revealing a small hand.

Gecko Climbing the Wall-Show a Small Hand

Gecko catches insects-quietly

Crocodiles become geckos-the more they live, the more they smoke.

Gecko preys-by surprise

Gecko tail-live day after day

The little gecko climbed up the windowsill-showing a small hand

The flies in the glass cover have no way to escape when they see the light; Fail again and again

Flies don't bite. It's disgusting.

Flies pick flowers and pretend to be crazy (bees)

Flies blow horns more than they can chew; Didn't measure yourself well

The wings of flies can't fan much wind and waves.

The fly's worldview stinks wherever it goes. )

The fly fell into the rice bowl and it was disgusting.

The magnifying glass shines on the worm-the real color appears.

Flat worm-no blood

Turtles and bugs-unstoppable

Hungry and shriveled bugs-drill at the sight of cracks

This is an accusation-whoever touches it will prick the hand.

A tiger bites a hedgehog-it's easier to get in than to get out.

Catch the hedgehog-I can't do it.

Holding a hedgehog in both hands-I can't afford it, I can't let it go.

The black blind man holds the hedgehog-encountering difficulties; annoying

The fox eats the hedgehog-he can't eat it.

Weasels give birth to hedgehogs-a nest is not as good as a nest

Holding a hedgehog in both hands-can't lift it, can't put it down.

Catch the hedgehog-don't do it.

The old hedgehog slipped down the hill.

Scorpion runs to hedgehog-what (sting)

Cats eat hedgehogs-it tastes terrible.

Elephant's nose-it can bend and stretch.

The elephant in the pigsty.-Great.

The elephant knocks at the door-it's a big deal.

Elephants catch fleas-they don't have enough strength.

Ants eat elephants-they don't know the general meaning.

Mosquitoes feed elephants-it's no use

Elephants have their teeth pulled out of their mouths-they have a lot of courage.

Elephants walk steadily.

The elephant catches the phoenix-the eye is superior but the eye is inferior.

Fleas on elephants-insignificant

Elephant for mouse-not cost-effective.

Elephant Breathing-Two-pronged Approach

Elephants eat bean sprouts-not enough to plug their teeth.

By the way, crocodiles eat pythons.

Crocodile tears-crocodile tears

Crocodile tears-poor

Crocodiles ashore-unlucky.

Crocodile's tail.-Great

Crocodiles miss beads-pretend to be good people.

Foxes quarrel-a set of Hu (fox) characters

Grapes that foxes can't eat-they are all sour.

The fox eats the hedgehog-he can't eat it.

Foxes eat hedgehogs-there's no way to eat them.

The fox hits the wasp-I don't know how bad it is.

The fox can't catch it-nothing can make it feel ashamed.

A fox's tail can't be hidden.

The fox fell into the sewage pool-ashamed and smelly.

Fox fart-coquettish

The fox came into the village-it was not kind.

The fox entered the house, which was unlucky.

The fox looked at the chicken and became thinner.

The fox is riding a tiger-the fox is a fake tiger.

The fox missed the swan-he couldn't get the mouth.

The fox tried to steal a day last month-a dream.

The fox digs into the jar-hides his head and shows his tail.

The fox got out of the stove and showed his tail.

The fox ran to the henhouse-familiar with the road.

Butterfly group dance-the world of flowers

Butterflies in pairs-fly with me

Dreams become butterflies-thinking about people (flying)

The calf jumped on the butterfly-easier said than done.

Weasels look at chickens-the more they look, the thinner they get.

The weasel scolded the fox-they were all rotten goods.

Chickens pay New Year greetings to weasels-set traps for themselves.

Weasels borrow chickens-they don't return them.

Weasel mud wall-small hands and feet

The tip of the weasel's tail has been cut off ― none of it is worth anything.

Weasel with feather duster-pretending to be a big-tailed wolf

The weasel bit the teapot ― it was full of words.

Weasels feed-see what happens (chicken)

The weasel is standing on the chicken coop-not you, but you.

Weasels eat turtles-it's impossible to eat them.

A chicken that escaped from the weasel-a narrow escape

Toad wants to eat swan meat-more than one can chew.

Toads eat bright bugs-I know it.

Toad yawned-what a big breath.

Toads decide to eat and weigh themselves.

Toads eat red beans-hanging.

Toad stands at attention-hold out your little hand.

Toad crossing the road-staring blankly at the green jeep.

Toad on foot-don't bite.

It's normal for a toad to see a monster!

Toad's Backbone-Many Ideas

A toad climbs a censer-it's a rebuff.

Toad jumped into the well-I don't understand (plop)

Toad flies-one step to heaven

Toads eat the sky-they can't talk.

Toad eats dice-full of ideas.

Toad yawned-what a big breath.

Toads hide from the Dragon Boat Festival-they can hide from the first day, but they can't hide from the fifteenth.

Toad blocking the car-overreaching.

Toad craned its neck to swallow the moon-not low.

Toad swallowed tribulus-ate yabakui.

Toad swallowed a hook-of its own making.

Tigers can climb trees-they don't know.

Tigers eat sheep-the law of the jungle

Tigers eat rabbits-swallow them in one gulp

Tigers eat lambs-they don't spit bones.

Tigers fight-dare not persuade

A tiger (elephant) with a broken nose.

The child in the tiger's den is crying-what a strange son of a bitch.

Tiger's son-although he (it) is small.

Tiger Daimanizhu-Pretending to be a Living Buddha (Tibetan)

Tigers wear Lama hats-they want to eat people.

The tiger became a monk-a man with a face and a beast's heart.

Tiger carrying a cross-pretending to be Jesus

A tiger (sheep) in sheep's clothing

Tigers eat grass-pretend to be donkeys

There are firecrackers hanging on the tiger's tail-they are blown out.

The tiger is lying in the shade of a tree-lying down and playing dead.

The tiger jumped over the mountain stream-the mystery was solved.

Tiger Entering Mountain Temple-Old Abandoned Village (Tiger Worship)

The tiger went into his pocket-he wanted to die by himself.

The tiger's tooth was pulled out of its mouth-it ran away.

Eight tigers broke into the secluded land-dead dead, lost and lost (figuratively speaking, lost too much)

Holding a tiger and calling for help-asking for trouble.

Feed the tiger in bed-harm others and yourself.

Pull the tiger's tail-shake down a peg or two

Tigers don't eat people-they have a bad reputation.

Tigers don't think antelopes are thin-just stick to eating meat.

Tigers eat meat-go down the mountain in person (metaphor for occupying the gas field in person)

Tigers meet leopards when they come out of the mountain-one is more powerful than the other.

The tiger yawned-what a big breath.

Tiger dozes off-a rare opportunity

Tigers wear dirty hats-pretend to be monks

Tiger's tail-untouchable (figuratively speaking, untouchable)

Tigers beat around the bush-once is enough.

Tigers drive cattle-they are determined to win.

Tigers visit the park-who dares to stop them?

Born in tigers and pigs-evil and stupid

Tiger Beard-Who dares to be a model?

Tigers enter the city-every family closes.

Tiger into coffin tree-scary.

Tigers look after children-the meat of their owners.

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