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Wonderful and funny animal fables
Wonderful and funny animal fables
Gecko lifted the curtain-revealing a small hand.
Gecko Climbing the Wall-Show a Small Hand
Gecko catches insects-quietly
Crocodiles become geckos-the more they live, the more they smoke.
Gecko preys-by surprise
Gecko tail-live day after day
The little gecko climbed up the windowsill-showing a small hand
The flies in the glass cover have no way to escape when they see the light; Fail again and again
Flies don't bite. It's disgusting.
Flies pick flowers and pretend to be crazy (bees)
Flies blow horns more than they can chew; Didn't measure yourself well
The wings of flies can't fan much wind and waves.
The fly's worldview stinks wherever it goes. )
The fly fell into the rice bowl and it was disgusting.
The magnifying glass shines on the worm-the real color appears.
Flat worm-no blood
Turtles and bugs-unstoppable
Hungry and shriveled bugs-drill at the sight of cracks
This is an accusation-whoever touches it will prick the hand.
A tiger bites a hedgehog-it's easier to get in than to get out.
Catch the hedgehog-I can't do it.
Holding a hedgehog in both hands-I can't afford it, I can't let it go.
The black blind man holds the hedgehog-encountering difficulties; annoying
The fox eats the hedgehog-he can't eat it.
Weasels give birth to hedgehogs-a nest is not as good as a nest
Holding a hedgehog in both hands-can't lift it, can't put it down.
Catch the hedgehog-don't do it.
The old hedgehog slipped down the hill.
Scorpion runs to hedgehog-what (sting)
Cats eat hedgehogs-it tastes terrible.
Elephant's nose-it can bend and stretch.
The elephant in the pigsty.-Great.
The elephant knocks at the door-it's a big deal.
Elephants catch fleas-they don't have enough strength.
Ants eat elephants-they don't know the general meaning.
Mosquitoes feed elephants-it's no use
Elephants have their teeth pulled out of their mouths-they have a lot of courage.
Elephants walk steadily.
The elephant catches the phoenix-the eye is superior but the eye is inferior.
Fleas on elephants-insignificant
Elephant for mouse-not cost-effective.
Elephant Breathing-Two-pronged Approach
Elephants eat bean sprouts-not enough to plug their teeth.
By the way, crocodiles eat pythons.
Crocodile tears-crocodile tears
Crocodile tears-poor
Crocodiles ashore-unlucky.
Crocodile's tail.-Great
Crocodiles miss beads-pretend to be good people.
Foxes quarrel-a set of Hu (fox) characters
Grapes that foxes can't eat-they are all sour.
The fox eats the hedgehog-he can't eat it.
Foxes eat hedgehogs-there's no way to eat them.
The fox hits the wasp-I don't know how bad it is.
The fox can't catch it-nothing can make it feel ashamed.
A fox's tail can't be hidden.
The fox fell into the sewage pool-ashamed and smelly.
Fox fart-coquettish
The fox came into the village-it was not kind.
The fox entered the house, which was unlucky.
The fox looked at the chicken and became thinner.
The fox is riding a tiger-the fox is a fake tiger.
The fox missed the swan-he couldn't get the mouth.
The fox tried to steal a day last month-a dream.
The fox digs into the jar-hides his head and shows his tail.
The fox got out of the stove and showed his tail.
The fox ran to the henhouse-familiar with the road.
Butterfly group dance-the world of flowers
Butterflies in pairs-fly with me
Dreams become butterflies-thinking about people (flying)
The calf jumped on the butterfly-easier said than done.
Weasels look at chickens-the more they look, the thinner they get.
The weasel scolded the fox-they were all rotten goods.
Chickens pay New Year greetings to weasels-set traps for themselves.
Weasels borrow chickens-they don't return them.
Weasel mud wall-small hands and feet
The tip of the weasel's tail has been cut off ― none of it is worth anything.
Weasel with feather duster-pretending to be a big-tailed wolf
The weasel bit the teapot ― it was full of words.
Weasels feed-see what happens (chicken)
The weasel is standing on the chicken coop-not you, but you.
Weasels eat turtles-it's impossible to eat them.
A chicken that escaped from the weasel-a narrow escape
Toad wants to eat swan meat-more than one can chew.
Toads eat bright bugs-I know it.
Toad yawned-what a big breath.
Toads decide to eat and weigh themselves.
Toads eat red beans-hanging.
Toad stands at attention-hold out your little hand.
Toad crossing the road-staring blankly at the green jeep.
Toad on foot-don't bite.
It's normal for a toad to see a monster!
Toad's Backbone-Many Ideas
A toad climbs a censer-it's a rebuff.
Toad jumped into the well-I don't understand (plop)
Toad flies-one step to heaven
Toads eat the sky-they can't talk.
Toad eats dice-full of ideas.
Toad yawned-what a big breath.
Toads hide from the Dragon Boat Festival-they can hide from the first day, but they can't hide from the fifteenth.
Toad blocking the car-overreaching.
Toad craned its neck to swallow the moon-not low.
Toad swallowed tribulus-ate yabakui.
Toad swallowed a hook-of its own making.
Tigers can climb trees-they don't know.
Tigers eat sheep-the law of the jungle
Tigers eat rabbits-swallow them in one gulp
Tigers eat lambs-they don't spit bones.
Tigers fight-dare not persuade
A tiger (elephant) with a broken nose.
The child in the tiger's den is crying-what a strange son of a bitch.
Tiger's son-although he (it) is small.
Tiger Daimanizhu-Pretending to be a Living Buddha (Tibetan)
Tigers wear Lama hats-they want to eat people.
The tiger became a monk-a man with a face and a beast's heart.
Tiger carrying a cross-pretending to be Jesus
A tiger (sheep) in sheep's clothing
Tigers eat grass-pretend to be donkeys
There are firecrackers hanging on the tiger's tail-they are blown out.
The tiger is lying in the shade of a tree-lying down and playing dead.
The tiger jumped over the mountain stream-the mystery was solved.
Tiger Entering Mountain Temple-Old Abandoned Village (Tiger Worship)
The tiger went into his pocket-he wanted to die by himself.
The tiger's tooth was pulled out of its mouth-it ran away.
Eight tigers broke into the secluded land-dead dead, lost and lost (figuratively speaking, lost too much)
Holding a tiger and calling for help-asking for trouble.
Feed the tiger in bed-harm others and yourself.
Pull the tiger's tail-shake down a peg or two
Tigers don't eat people-they have a bad reputation.
Tigers don't think antelopes are thin-just stick to eating meat.
Tigers eat meat-go down the mountain in person (metaphor for occupying the gas field in person)
Tigers meet leopards when they come out of the mountain-one is more powerful than the other.
The tiger yawned-what a big breath.
Tiger dozes off-a rare opportunity
Tigers wear dirty hats-pretend to be monks
Tiger's tail-untouchable (figuratively speaking, untouchable)
Tigers beat around the bush-once is enough.
Tigers drive cattle-they are determined to win.
Tigers visit the park-who dares to stop them?
Born in tigers and pigs-evil and stupid
Tiger Beard-Who dares to be a model?
Tigers enter the city-every family closes.
Tiger into coffin tree-scary.
Tigers look after children-the meat of their owners.
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