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[Purple Tongzhi Sword 365] 6.4438+04 Do you love feathers instead of flesh and blood? I don't laugh when people laugh at Chu Yuan.

June 14

Love feathers, not flesh and blood.

I don't laugh when people laugh at Chu Yuan.

Xiao Ze, the emperor of Qi, ruled this country 1 1 year, and was entitled as "Yongming". At that time, Feng Taihou and his grandson TaBaHong were in charge of the Northern Wei Dynasty. There was no big fight between the two sides, and diplomatic envoys kept coming. This was a period of relative peace in China.

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty did not show much kindness to his relatives, and sometimes he was quite strict, which caused some gossip.

His brother Xiao Huang was made King of Changsha. This man likes to play with guns and sticks, with a rough temper and great courage. When their father died, he told Xiao Ze, "Put Yao Er near Jiankang so that you can take care of it and avoid making mistakes. The descendants of emperor Wu of song, if it weren't for eating people, how could they achieve the world! Remember to remember this lesson. " 484. 10 Wang Huang, the secretariat of Xuzhou in southern Changsha, was appointed as the librarian of China. At the beginning, when Mao died, he swaggered to belong to the emperor, making him under or near the raft, not making him go far. Then he said, "If the Song families don't kill each other, how can other families take advantage?" You are deeply admonished! "

According to the regulations of the State of Qi, when the prince is idle in the capital, there are only forty guards.

Xiao Huang couldn't help it, so he put on airs. When he returned to Beijing from South Xuzhou, he took hundreds of people to the edge of the city and was discovered by the Yugoslav capital sergeant. He threw the weapon into the river by force. When the emperor got the news, he was extremely dissatisfied and wanted to send this brother to prison. 484. 10 old system: the king is in the capital, and only about 40 people want to catch the sword. Shake the martial arts ornaments well, stop in South Xuzhou, and take hundreds of people to Jiankang privately. The forbidden company felt it and threw it into the river.

King Ben of Zhang Yu is the second brother of Qin Shihuang. He has made great contributions, high prestige, modesty and prudence, and won the respect of his brother. Seeing that things were very stiff, he came out to plead: "Xiao Huang is guilty, damn it, but your majesty should think about what his father told you." Besides, he is also a first-time offender. "The emperor was very moved and didn't embarrass Xiao Huang, but he didn't reuse him. 484. 10 When the emperor heard about it, he was furious and wanted to correct it. King Zhang Yu kowtowed and cried, "It is not sincere enough to shake the sin; Your majesty must remember to shake his heart first. "The emperor also cried, it was meaningless, but he was not loved by his relatives.

King Wuling is brave and good at fighting only because he is upright and good at being a sinner. Once, I was drunk and lying on the ground, and the mink tail on the official hat was dragged in the pile of chewed bones. The emperor greeted with a smile: "Wuling, the bones are dirty!" " "484. 10 Wang Ye of Wuling is a talented person, but he doesn't like the emperor. Taste the feast, get drunk, and the mink will copy the meat and mix it. The emperor smiled and said, "The meat has stained the mink. "

It is expected that the younger brother is still clear-headed, and even uses the topic to complain: "Isn't the mink tail just a ball of hair?" What a pity! Why does your majesty only love feathers and beg for gray flesh and blood? 484. 10 said, "Your Majesty loves feathers, not flesh and blood." The emperor was very unhappy.

Of course, flesh and blood refers to blood brothers. The emperor's face changed greatly, and the banquet naturally ended in discord.

Xiaozhen is generous and generous, so he doesn't have much savings. There is a hill named "shouyangshan" behind the mansion. 484. 10 leaves are generous with money, so there are no livestock; The name Shouyang is Houtangshan, which covers into the badlands.

This place is the same as the residence of Boyi and Shuqi in Zhou Dynasty. This Xiao Ye is poor and arrogant, hiding a feeling of dissatisfaction with the emperor.

Wang Xiaoxiang of Badong is the son of the emperor, and his courage is amazing. He chose 60 warriors to form a guard, flying eagles and running dogs every day and hunting everywhere. He also traded beautiful clothes for weapons with the barbarians in the ravine. 490.8 Prince Badong, who was a secretariat of Jingzhou, was brave and good at fighting, riding and shooting, and martial arts. He chose about 60 people to fight, and they all had the courage to do so; When you get to town, the number is in the inner house. He also made brocade robes and crimson jackets privately, hoping to pay for the transaction.

This behavior annoyed his father, and when he caught Jiankang, he hung it with a rope without any excuse. 490.8 Xiangzi saw it and wanted to declare it; If you don't allow it, kill it at the shooting range.

At the same time, he cleaned up the small house, canceled the title of baron and changed his surname to "Yi". Octopus is a kind of insect. With such a surname, it is definitely not a person. 490.8 A company played an only son, a member of the family, who cut the soil and changed his surname to Yi; All the research institutes are sitting together, so let's not talk about it.

Emperor Wu has gone too far. He tried to intimidate the ambitious prince, often unable to control his emotions, and later regretted it.

One day, when he was walking in Hualin Garden, he saw an ape jumping around the tree and moaning loudly, so he asked the bodyguard next to him what was going on. The doorman said that the little monkey fell dead and the old monkey was thinking about its cub. Hearing this, the emperor was touched by the scene and thought of his son's tragic death in his own hands. His eyes became speechless and he could not say anything. It was Xiao Shunzhi who first tattooed King Badong. Seeing this scene, he was very scared. Who knows what the emperor will do if he regrets it? He committed suicide when he got home. 490.8 There is a company that plays Juezixiang [Xiao], belongs to the family, and cedes land to change its surname to Yi; All the research institutes are sitting together, so let's not talk about it.

Soon, the prince died of illness, and Emperor Wu made his grandson a great-grandson. Six months later, Emperor Wu also died.

Raised by Wang Xiao of Jingling, the emperor's great-grandson is handsome and smart, coping with the scene, pleasing face to face and playing tricks behind his back, which can quite confuse those who only look at superficial phenomena. After his father died of illness, he cried like a crybaby. Anyone who sees him cry will be moved to be sad and excited and cry with him. However, turning back to the inner room and drying his tears, he immediately raised his glass, drank it and smiled as usual. 493.8 The prince was sick beyond recognition, and he sobbed when he saw it; Cut back to the private room and just drink with a smile.

He trusted the witch Yang to bury a Woodenhead in the deep courtyard, cursing his father and grandfather every day, hoping that they would die soon. After his father died, his grandfather was dying again. He wrote to his concubine, why, there is no word. He just drew a big word "hi" in the center of the letter paper, surrounded by 36 small words, all of which can be imagined. The witch Yang is often asked to pray for her place in heaven. And the death of the prince, that is, Yang is in power, is even more respected. As a great-grandson, sai-jo fell ill and asked Yang to pray for him. When He Fei was still in Xizhou, sai-jo was ill, and his grandson and He Fei wrote a book, making a big happy word in the middle of the paper and 36 small happy words around it.

In front of grandpa, he shed tears without opening his mouth, which moved a dying old man to tears, praised his grandson and repeatedly told him: "I have arranged it for you, don't worry for five years." Have fun. " Before I died, I grabbed my grandson's hand, and there was a trace of happiness in my absent eyes: "You should always think of your grandfather and do it well." 493.8 Luan, the empress of Xichang, was loved by Taizu, frugal in nature, obedient in car and clothes, and both were scholars. His official name is Yan Neng, so his ancestors also valued him. The posthumous edict of the ancestors made Wang Fuzheng of Jingling, and Luan knew that it was still a matter of writing. Zi Liangsu is kind, doesn't like the world, and pushes Luan more. Therefore, according to the testamentary edict, "I know that I am pregnant with Lu 'an", and Zi Liangzhi is also ambitious.

I am twenty-three years old, young and strong, and have just made a difference. Since no one dares to take care of him, there is no need to pretend to be two-faced. He dotes on a group of little people, listens to them and lets them run amok. For example, China's book stipulates that the appointment of officials should be paid. The size of the official position and the price. Pay enough money before giving notice. Officials in the DPRK and China warned each other: "It is better to refuse the supreme than to give up your life." 494. 1 Emperor's favorite calligraphers are Wu Zhenzhi, Zhu Longzhi, Zhige General Cao Daogang, Zhou Fengshu, and official Xu Longju. Jane's recommendation allows anything; Important positions inside and outside, the price is discussed first, and between ten days, the family is tired; Take official goods and services without a decree. There is a minister's words: "I would rather refuse the supreme order than sacrifice my own life."

It means it's best not to listen to the emperor, but don't disobey him.

Eunuch Xu Longju, sitting in the hall with a badge, wearing a yellow silk hat and a mink robe, took the place of the emperor's signature and was majestic. In this way, the emperor was happy to put aside political affairs, rest assured and play boldly, and played some new tricks. 494. 1 The emperor used the Dragon Pony as the back pavilion, and often lived with Zhang Guo, wearing a yellow silk hat, painting mink, facing the case in the south, and painting on behalf of the emperor; The left and right are straight, just like the emperor.

He often takes a group of people to his father's grave. Whoever is better than jumping high or throwing stones will be rewarded and earn millions at once. Sometimes I sigh at the copper coin: "I wanted you in the past, and it was rare for one in ten." Now the sky is useless! " 494. 1 It's better for the emperor to wander around the city with the left and right incognito behind the mountain mausoleum than to scribble, gamble and jump around in the tunnel of Sejong Chong 'an Mausoleum, and he is extremely willing to reward the left and right, moving to hundreds of thousands. Every time I see money, I say, "I missed you once, and now I need you?"

His grandfather is good at saving money, with 500 million shares in the world and 300 million shares in the world. Gold, silver, cloth and silk piled up into mountains. In less than half a year, he almost used it up. Sometimes I would run to the front of the wardrobe, pull Queen He, play games with the concubines, rob the treasures of gold and silver, and paddle with each other before going out. 494. 1 sai-jo received 500 million from the state treasury and borrowed 300 million from it. Gold, silver, cloth and silk are hard to see; Yulin Wang acceded to the throne before he was 30 years old, and he used it all. After entering the wardrobe, He Hou and his favorite Ji smashed all kinds of treasures for fun.

Hou Xiaoming of Xichang is Xiao Daocheng's nephew. After the death of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, he and Xiao were ordered to assist Xiao. Xiaoliangzi unfortunately died young, and Xiao Ming came to power, naturally wanting to get rid of the black sheep emperor.

He consulted Danyang Yin and Xu Xiaosi, and they totally agreed. Xu Xiaosi's subordinates happily advised him: "You are the favorite minister of Emperor Wu, and your friendship cannot be forgotten. People laugh at the public, and their teeth are cold so far! " In 494.7, he also sued Danyang Yin and followed suit. Nanyang a title of generals in ancient times called him and said, "It seems that Yi and Zhou have something to do. You are extremely grateful to Liang Wudi, and I'm afraid I won't do it either. People laugh, and their teeth are cold so far. " Honor YoYo, not obey.

Xiao Wen is ambivalent: Yes, Chu Yuan helped Xiao Daocheng. People say that he "eats from inside and picks on the outside". After decades, I still laughed at him with my mouth open. How can I follow Chu Yuan? But, look now, is little Zhao Ye a blank emperor? "Get rid of him, support xiao Ming, is good for the country, also repay the first emperor. I don't laugh when others laugh at Chu Yuan! " He wants to turn around Gan Kun and is determined to support Hou Xichang.

One night in July, Xiao Luan led his comrades straight into the inner hall. Xiao didn't hold back. First, he drew his sword and committed suicide. He was afraid of pain, his hands trembled and he couldn't get into the meat. He wrapped a silk scarf around his neck and tried to hang himself, but he couldn't find a place to hang it. After several hesitations, he was caught by the sergeant and dragged to the alley to kill him. 494.7 The emperor [Xiao] went to the room, drew his sword and stabbed himself, but did not enter, wrapped silk around his neck and went out of Yande Hall. ..... See the emperor again, each wants to be excited, and the emperor is silent. Go to the west lane and kill it.

Hou Xichang wanted to announce the crime of Zhao Ye Jr. with the imperial edict of Empress Dowager Cixi. Xu Xiaosi took out a written imperial edict from his sleeve and handed it to him. Xiao Luan saw it and praised it again and again: "Xiao Sijun knows human feelings best." 494.7 Luan holds the emperor and wants to make an order for the queen mother; Xu Xiaosi came out of his sleeve and walked into it, which was a great pleasure.

Zhao Ye Jr. was emperor for one year and was honored as king of Yulin after his death. Then, Xiao Luan was promoted to the Duke of Xuancheng, and Xiao Xin 'an's younger brother Xiao was invited to the seat of God. This fifteen-year-old boy may not be able to sit still again?