White commonly used funny mood phrases

1, it's neither your fault nor mine, it's all caused by bickering, so don't say you're sorry, you can pay for dinner together.

I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

I want to grow old with you if I am not careful.

4. A real warrior dares to face his face without makeup.

5. Wear cheap goods and Wenzhou shoes, and the whole body adds up to no more than 200 yuan. Only the bag in hand can be regarded as a high-grade leather bag, because its English name is "Gaojipibao".

6, people can't extricate themselves, except teeth and love.

7. Don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's doors, make a joke and leave.

Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change themselves.

9. When people do good deeds, they always want ghosts and gods to know. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We embarrassed ghosts and gods.

10, I never bully the weak ~ ~ ~ I didn't know he was weaker than me before bullying him …

1 1. A gentleman is just a patient wolf.

12, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me? !

13, Hello: Today is International Women's Day. On behalf of the International Women's Federation, I formally inform you that all women's toilets and bathhouses are open to you free of charge. Please come here.

14, I really want to turn making money into a hobby.

15. The boy I once loved had the most handsome back in the world.

16, a woman without talent is a virtue, and I must be too wicked.

17 Why don't you find a quiet place to count the brain cells by yourself?

18, holding a kitchen knife to cut the wire, sparking all the way.

19, life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical.

20. The road to success is always under construction.

2 1, there are always a few mistakes in the long road of life.

22. I want the whole world to know that I keep a low profile.

23. Is your Mandarin standard? Please repeat after me: look at it, look at it, look at it, forget it, look at it, look at it … OK, stop barking and eat the bones. Talking about mood phrases

24. Happiness is for you, and loneliness is for yourself.

Everyone says I'm ugly, but in fact I'm just beautiful.