If my joke hurts you, I'm sorry. I thought we knew each other well.

1. If my joke hurts you, I'm sorry, I thought we knew each other very well.

The most handsome man in the world is a man who is dozens of years older than me and still thinks about giving me happiness all day.

It's really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.

The most precious thing is not the material you have, but the people who accompany you.

5. Have you heard? It took 5000 times to look back in my last life before I passed by in this life. Good friends like us probably didn't do anything in our last life, just turned around!

6. Take out your temper, which is called instinct; Take back your temper, that's skill!

7. I only love to lose my temper with you, because I subconsciously believe that you will not leave me. It turns out that fooling around is also a kind of dependence

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

9. When I have you, I will be happy to cry; Lian Xiao will be very sad without you.

10. Every time I do my homework late, two little people will appear in my mind. One said forget it, and the other said yes, yes, yes.

1 1. Book me two tickets to heaven. I'm going to find Yue Lao.

12. Today, a customer came to the bank to withdraw a time deposit. The first thing he said when he sat down was that I had nothing to say. Hello, I deserve to die.

13. Planting grass won't make people lie down. Why don't you plant cactus?

14. I hate your eyes, your lips and your hugs. I hate that you make me laugh and cry, and that you don't like me, but what I hate most is that I like you so much.

Sorry, our friendship can't stand your joke.

When I was in junior high school, I used to be good friends with a male classmate. The vanity peculiar to adolescence makes me proud of having a friend who wears Nike from head to toe. Our friendship has reached the point where we go to the grocery store after class and copy each other's homework before class. In the present words, it is friendship that gives you life.

And this kind of war based on resource sharing * * *, a well-off, humorous male student, has good grades and is a very popular role for teachers and students, but he is a little fat, which makes him feel a little sorry for his almost perfect life. I just finished copying his homework for self-study, and I need my classmates in the front row to send it back to him: Come on, help me pass it to the fat man in front. Before I said this sentence, I thought to myself: Is it impolite to say so? Will it cause unhappiness to friends?

However, no amount of worry can break my unbreakable confidence in our friendship, so I said it anyway.

My friend turned his head and questioned me with a voice three times louder than what I just said: Who do you call fat? Are you happy that I call you ugly every day?

The class was so quiet that someone gasped and heard clearly. The words fat and ugly keep stinging my ears like echoes. I fell into a complex mood of embarrassment, self-blame and embarrassment, so that my whole face turned red. I have short hair without any styling, wearing faded colored glasses, and my face is red and embarrassed. It's really ugly to think about it. The friendship as a friend was defeated by my joke.

When I talk about this with people around me today, I always hear two kinds of voices:

You should apologize to him. You are so reckless.

You two are not close enough, how can you care about such a little joke!

In fact, it is not uncommon for young children, young people in infancy, or middle-aged people who are glib, to expose their shortcomings in public as friends in life. It seems that because we have a good relationship, I can make fun of your shortcomings or even defects at will, even if it makes you feel embarrassed, it doesn't matter, as long as everyone is happy.

And once the parties make resistance to express dissatisfaction, the joking person is wronged:

Why are you like this? I can't afford this kind of joke!

The logic of this moral kidnapping bastard is:

We have a good relationship = my outspoken+your infinite tolerance,

Joking+you are angry = we are not friends.

The truth should be:

All paragraphs that are not accepted by the parties = malicious behavior!

Making fun of other people's shortcomings, regardless of the depth of friendship, has different degrees of malice. Since it is malicious, why can't the person who is being joked say with confidence: I don't like this joke. ? Life has been so hard, some things should not be revealed, and Yoga Lin sang the answer early.

Friend, if we are really friends, please don't mention my shortcomings intentionally or unintentionally. That doesn't mean that we are affectionate and righteous, and it doesn't mean that you know everything about me. Such a joke will only make me wonder: is this person really my friend with such a poisonous tongue?

Therefore, don't use jokes to test the depth of friendship, which is as risky and ignorant as putting glass in the microwave oven.

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Sorry, I forgot, you don't need me anymore.

1, the world is cold and cold, and people are warm and cold.

You always leave first, but every time you think it's my betrayal.

Ten years ago, you loved me, and I can't escape. Ten years later, I love you and you are not around. Life is often missed like this. A moment is forever, and regret is also a memorial.

4. Smiling can solve many problems. Silence can avoid many problems.

5, my world will not be hurt by love, because I buried love!

What I want is really ordinary, that is, you can be by my side in the morning.

Sorry, I forgot, you don't need me anymore.

8. [I want to dress up with you, lie in your arms and watch the stars, get up early with you and watch me go surfing with you]

I spent my youth in unrequited love, but I didn't stay with you in the end.

10, after the flame of wisdom goes out, the ashes of knowledge still exist.

1 1, you are a memory I don't want to touch, but I miss him again and again.

12, I always thought I was smart enough, but in fact I was the last person who knew everything.

Sorry, I won't bother you again.

Many people, suddenly no longer contact,

It has nothing to do with the importance, but it has something to do with whether or not to have an affair.

We have to admit that people put their tea cold,

Even if you leave for a short time, you leave when you leave.

Not all turn around, there are people waiting for you in the same place.

When you care, you don't even care about yourself

I don't care. I don't even care about myself.

What difference does it make if you don't care?

Aren't they all desperate?

Love is conditional, as long as you love me,

Otherwise, what qualifications do you have to enjoy my efforts?

Speaking of the afterlife,

Then your fate will break up in your life.

Some things have nothing to do with responsibility,

When did it happen? That may be just your wishful thinking.

Flowers bloom and fall, just for the result.

Good or bad, we should face it calmly.

Because that's what you've been after,

It's just that you may be disappointed in the end.

Maybe everyone's good night to you will be warmer,

There are also many people who say good night to you.

Or maybe the word good night has been given the meaning of I love you,

As for good night, it will be special.

But who can give you good morning every morning,

Never more than two,

Even if the literal meaning of good morning is not so gorgeous,

But the person who says good morning to you must love you very much.