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Popular phrases and sentences on the Internet.

First, you are like an island with your own castle; I am the tide that can't go ashore, and I can only surround you.

Second, youth is so short, don't sigh old. You can stop to have a rest once in a while, but don't squat and look around.

3. How many revolving loves like this end at the beginning?

Fourth, I put it down for you, but I didn't put it down.

Silence is a girl's biggest cry.

hahaha. You said I loved you. This is the funniest joke I heard last year. ...

Even at the end of the road, I won't go back to those dogs who betrayed me.

Thank you for letting me know that I am loved for the first time in my life.

9. Do you only care about leaving?

Don't buy useless things, don't rely on people you don't love, and don't rely on loneliness.

I can give up everything, including my life, for joy.

12. Just don't meet. You will always be the one I remember.

Remember the mouths and faces of those who look down on you and regard them as strength.

Fourteen, 10086 is good for me. I sent him a short message and he replied to me three times.

Fifteen, growth is destined to be a road that a person seeks and undertakes, and it is destined to compete with time alone.

Sixteen, I have something to burn paper when I die; Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave.

I have been to several cities and have several addresses, and I seem to hear your voice.

Eighteen, time is not cruel. It's just that we are too vulnerable to it.

Nineteen. X Bao, did you hug her? Hands are still so gentle,

I believe that people who really care about me will not be taken away by others. Whether it is friendship or love.

Classic Quotations Popular on the Internet

Riding a bike, no matter how hard you try, you can't catch up with Land Rover. Description: The platform is very important!

Men, no matter how excellent, can't have children without women. Description: Cooperation is very important!

No matter how capable a person is, he can't do it with a group of people. Description: Team is very important!

If you want to be safe, you might as well dig a well and buy a vat. Description: Channel is very important!

Two frogs fell in love, got married and gave birth to a toad. The male frog was furious when he saw it. What happened? Mother frog cried and said, Dad, I had plastic surgery before I met you. Explanation: Understanding is very important!

Xiao Lv asked the old donkey: Why do we eat grass every day, while cows eat concentrated feed? The old donkey sighed: we men eat legs, while others eat breasts. Explanation: Mentality is very important!

It is difficult to tell the winner in the competition between ducks and crabs. The referee said, be sure to plan your fist! Duck is furious: all I give is cloth. He always scissors. Explanation: Innate is very important.

The dog said to the bear, marry me and you will be happy. The bear said: marry you and have a bear. I want to marry a cat and have a panda. Explanation: Choice is very important.

Those classic quotations popular on the Internet:

In real life, who you are with is really important, and it can even change your growth trajectory and determine the success or failure of your life.

With what kind of people, there will be what kind of life. With diligent people, you will not be lazy; With positive people, you won't be depressed; Walking with the wise, you will be different; You can climb to the top by associating with excellent people.

Scientists believe that "human beings are the only animals that can accept hints." Positive suggestion will have a good influence on people's emotional and physiological state, stimulate people's internal potential, give play to people's extraordinary level, make people forge ahead and inspire people to forge ahead. Stay away from negative people! Otherwise, they will steal your dreams unconsciously and make you decadent and mediocre. A positive person is like the sun, where it shines; Negative people are like the moon, and the fifteenth day of the first lunar month is different. Attitude is everything.

What kind of attitude there is, what kind of future there is: character determines fate. What kind of personality, what kind of life Some people say that there are three lucky things in life: meeting a good teacher at school; Meet a good master at work; I met a good partner when I got married. Sometimes a sweet smile and a warm greeting from them can make your life different and radiant.

The most unfortunate thing in life is: because of the lack of enterprising people and visionary people around you, your life becomes mediocre and dull! There is a saying that it doesn't matter who you are, but who you are with.

A story about a robber circulating on the Internet:

When a group of robbers in Guangdong robbed a bank, they said a wise saying: "Don't move, money belongs to the country, and life is your own!" "Everyone lay down without saying a word. The robber glanced at the cashier with a big skirt lying on the table and said, "Please lie down in a civilized way! This is robbing money, not stealing color! "After the successful robbery, one of the new robbers (with a master's degree) said," Boss, please count how much money we robbed. " The old robber (primary school education) said, "Are you stupid? When do you want to count so much money? Watch the news tonight. "After the robbers left, the president said, report the case quickly! The director was about to leave when the president hurriedly said, "Wait! Plus the last misappropriation of 5 million! "The director said," If only the robbers came to rob once a month. The next day, the news reported that the bank was robbed of 100 million yuan, but the robbers counted only 20 million yuan. The boss scolded: "Damn it, I robbed 20 million yuan, and the bank president earned 80 million yuan on his fingers." It seems that I still have to study these days! "After seeing the news broadcast, the bank president excitedly said to the director," Damn, you can be a boy, you are bold enough ... "The director smiled and said nothing, as if he had unloaded a heavy burden." Damn, he finally made up the hole in buying PetroChina shares through robbers. "

Internet buzzwords

1, don't wait for me to close my eyes, then you won't be mine anymore. 2. Looking at your ambiguous message in other people's space, my heart is twitching inexplicably.

There are many dreams in the evening, don't think about me, then you will know how painful it is.

If I love you only once, I will miss you every night.

When I was a child, the watch I drew on my hand did not move, but it took away our best time.

6. Everyone has a dream. The only difference is that some people regard it as a dream, while others regard it as a dream.

7. I don't like memories, but you just left me many memories.

8. I will take everything you say seriously, not that I am too naive; It's that I am really, really serious about you.

9. Some boys change girlfriends to change their skins. The better the skin, the better the face.

10, many times, I would rather be misunderstood than explained. Believe it or not, it's in your mind.

The distance between people is not as far as you and I thought.

12, we are still young and can't afford love. Maybe we don't know love yet.

13, I know a heartbreaking thing, but I don't want to say it because I'm afraid of losing it.

14, the so-called eternal love, from flower to flower, from beauty to white hair.

15, love is not everything, so don't blindly pursue eternal happiness.

16, I don't want to meet again one day, but I hope I don't forget my original appearance.

17. If I don't marry you in the future, you can deprive me of my marriage. I will wear flat shoes.

18, say sorry to yourself, because others worked hard for themselves at the beginning.

19, when you were born, you cried and everyone laughed; When you left, you smiled and everyone cried.

20. When you have nothing, you start to gain something.

2 1, insane lunatics are not terrible, but insane lunatics are terrible!

22, people miss and die, is the highest level of murder, even the forensic doctor can not identify the cause of death.

23. Every butterfly is the soul of a flower. Come back and find itself.

You don't understand how much I care about you, but I know there is no place for me in your heart.

25. Next summer, the classroom will be full of people, but unfortunately it's not us.

26. Some people you think are important will never contact you unless you contact them.

27. Three things that make people happy: being loved, having something to do and looking forward to it.

28. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

29. I should know that people will become, in many cases, reluctant to leave.

30. If one day, your best friend has a better friend, will you be as sad as lovelorn?

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

I am really not sad, but I am really unhappy without you.

The reason why Big Wolf can't eat sheep is because other wolves eat it raw, and this product must be cooked.

I don't know where you come from in the world, but now you are my world.

Teacher, we haven't commented on the mid-term exam paper yet. Can we make an appointment with those people in the same classroom?

36. A girl may not be the queen of her lover, but she will always be her father's little princess.

37. I will study hard and be admitted to a school with you. Wait for me in a year.

38. Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

39. What's wrong with poor grades? Without us students with poor grades, how can we show our Excellence?

40. Take your positions. Get ready to run and stop. There are beautiful women ahead. You all pay attention to beautiful women.

4 1, when the boss uses you, you are a talent, and when you are not used, you become a layoff!

42. I just miss the past and forget that we are not ourselves.

43. Sweetness lingers in my ears, and the road we walked together is not as happy as we thought.

44. Guo Jiaxin, I mean it. I started from the second grade.

45. The minimum respect for a person is probably to call the name right.

46. We have been looking for, looking for, the ending that we all have.

47. As long as you need me, I will always be where you can see me.

48. I will boil the cold water you spilled on me and return it to you.

49. I am just an accident to you; You are my lover.

50. If you are unhappy, I'm sorry I quit. If you are unhappy, I'm sorry for my contribution.

5 1. Some people are always doomed to be separated, and we are the separated couple.

52, the school is not a funeral home, check what remains! What are you wearing, mourning clothes and trousers?

I think the fact that you like me is very correct.

54. After the exam, someone always asks you how many points you got and where you went, but no one asks you if you are tired these years.

55. Lan Yan said that when you talked about your boyfriend, I couldn't chat with you every day for fear that you would quarrel with your boyfriend.

56. Some people accompany me all my life, I accompany some people for a while, some people accompany me for a while, and I accompany some people for a lifetime.

57. If I don't love you, how can I hurt you so thoroughly?

58. I know I'm not beautiful, cute, white, wet or gentle, and I can't please you.

59. Happiness lies in the original promise, in the dream of the future, by your side.

60. Even if the world is deserted, there will always be people who are your followers.

6 1, don't ask me how I'm doing. If I'm not good, you can't help me, and it's not your credit.

62. No teacher can teach all subjects, so why should students learn all subjects?

63, a person for a long time, will be more and more rational, more and more realistic.

64. Many things are seen later, and many things are not bitter at all.

65. Don't have a hard time with society, because you will, and don't have a hard time with reality, because you still have to live.

66. It is enough to have one best friend, two buddies, a confidant and a sworn enemy in life.

67. When I am alone, I like to recall there, recall the naive past and see the hypocritical heart.

68. Life is an impromptu performance. There are no impossible dreams, only dreams that don't wake up early.

69. The world is small and the city is big. People who lack fate may never see each other again.

70. Many times, you have to smile and act like everything is fine, and then walk away in tears.

7 1, I always feel that forgetting is also a kind of forgiveness, even if it is not the noblest kind.

72. A person should be a lentil in the workplace. No matter who steps on it, the result is still the same, flat and faint.

73. People's greatest sorrow is that they want something but don't give up, and they want something but don't give up.

74, QQ roaming chat records, how many couples have been destroyed and how many people have been seen through.

75. I want to live in a small town with you and share endless dusk and endless life.

76. Often a person becomes speechless and feels everything in front of him, but he doesn't know what he is waiting for.

77. No matter what I say and do now, only you can give me no, which will break my heart.

78. I shed tears, my emotions are fragmented, and your world is flying.

79. The two parallel lines that should have crossed finally returned to their respective tracks in one day.

80. The greatest advantage of maturity is that I don't want what I didn't get before.

8 1, the so-called love is that you still cherish each other after all the enthusiasm and romance have been taken away.

82. Time will bite, and if you don't move forward, you will be scarred.

83. I am not cold-blooded, nor am I slow-hot. I'm just afraid I'll be sad when I leave.

84. Make your daughter-in-law feel that her man is her pride, boy. Isn't that enough for you to fight for?

85. The most terrible thing is not the mistress or predecessor, but that the predecessor has become a mistress.

Quotations commonly used by women on the Internet.

1, woman, you have no date every day, just like raising a father. Don't forget that men are in charge, women are used to it. This is irreversible. Do what he tells you to do. Women are people, too. Don't treat yourself like a human being.

2. Woman, don't cry, don't make trouble and don't hang yourself when you are angry with your partner. Men after 90 don't buy it. I really think I have to marry him. People love to be perfunctory and treat you like a brat. Salem can see clearly, calm him down and let him know that even if you are wrong in front of you, it is his fault.

3, woman, you have to know how to look at a man's face. Don't let your man get upset there. You're chattering there. You really think you're a bitch. What men need at this time is your unborn company, not fighting birds with you.

4, woman, you don't look at which man is handsome, rich and pie, you just post it upside down. Before a man says he likes you, he should give himself some self-esteem and be arrogant. Besides, people say that you have a wife and you have to break your shoes. Are you still a woman? Remember, you've never met.

5, it is not a bad thing for a woman to be soft-hearted, but her ears are hard. You don't know how nice it is for a man to say a few good words. Let Gaha do it. Remember. Men believe one-third of what they say before going to bed, and believe nothing when they sleep. After going to bed, if the love between you continues, that's fine, otherwise it has gone bad.

6. It is important for a woman to be gentle, but she also has a little temper. Now it's not a fight, it's pain. Scold is an era of love. When I scold you, you are a little ambitious. When I hit you, you should face up. In everything, there is a second time for the first time, and he can hit you once, and the second time he hits harder.

7. Women should also be careful. You can listen to a man, but it's not what he says. The one who swore to you, the one who flirted with you, doesn't need to listen to him. The explanation is a cover-up, and something hard must be done so that he can't bear to be a whore anymore.

8. Woman, remember six words. Quality, connotation and politeness. This is necessary for women. Don't keep your mouth shut every day. I really thought I was Obasanjo amplifying my voice in the vegetable market. Be a woman and show your temperament. Only men like it.

9. Woman, gentleness doesn't mean no personality. Remember that you are not an ATM. Honey, make a phone call. Come here and there. Come here. You are an object. Or adopt a son. Has anyone ever given you a penny? He can't even support himself. How can he support you? Do you still want to hang a tree?

10, if a woman can't look at her man. Prove that you are not suitable for him. He had a good time. Have you ever thought about worrying about him at home like a 250-year-old? Call your daughter-in-law and make her laugh. Why didn't he say he would take you? Don't think there are no women there. He is embarrassed to bring it. He is afraid that other women will hook up after seeing it. You can't stand such a man not leaving. Only oneself is injured.

1 1, female. If a man doesn't want to introduce you into his social circle. That means that the probability that he really wants to get along with you is zero. You don't have to ask him questions. He will only prevaricate you with lies and hypocritical words and see the truth clearly. Find someone better than him, better than anything.

12, woman, if you meet more than one man with the purpose of making love, you must tell him to go as far as you can. No matter how much you love him, it is a fact that he doesn't love you. Even if he has thousands of good things, that shortcoming is also your achilles heel. There are all good men. This is not bad.

13, women are most likely to overestimate two things, one is their beauty, and the other is men's feelings.

14, men are most likely to overestimate two things, one is their sexual ability, and the other is their ex-girlfriend's feelings for themselves.

15, most men and women don't know what they want, but they know what they don't want.

16, there is not necessarily no true love in this world, but there is absolutely no love.

17, women say that breaking up is mostly to retain and pay attention, while men say that breaking up only means one thing: breaking up.

18, there are not so many things to make movies in this world. The truth you think is that "I love you in my heart" is often "not that much".

19, the consequences of women's emotional profligacy are mostly painful.

20. Fish and water are the highest pursuit of both husband and wife, but we are prone to make a mistake, that is, we always think that we are water and the other is fish.

2 1, marriage is not 1 1=2, but 0.5 0.5= 1. That is, two people cut off their respective personalities and shortcomings and then make do together.

22, unisex: The tighter you hold, the faster you die.

23. For men who see that you are not hard everywhere but hard-hearted, give up decisively.

24. Chasing a girl is like hitting a fox. Chasing stops and stops, and when she is curious, she will come back for it.

25. A man's best accessory is the woman around him, so be a diamond that everyone admires, otherwise how can you force him to take you out?

26. Love is never everything, but life is.

27. Men don't get married not because they don't want to get married, but because they don't want to marry you.

28. Men are aggressive animals, especially wild animals. The more I can't get it, the more I like it.

29. Love needs that kind of madness and dedication. It needs to put all your eggs in one basket, and we need to shop for it right away.

There are many fresh and interesting prey, but if I kill a big brown bear, I will always be proud of it.

3 1. The most disgusting thing in the world is that there is no mystery at all.

32. It is not difficult to be smart, but it is the most difficult to be stupid.

33. Couples should live like a pair of chopsticks: first, no one can live without anyone; Second, you can taste everything together. This kind of chopsticks can only be durable ivory chopsticks, not disposable convenience chopsticks.

34. Love is a kind of mental work, and marriage is a kind of physical work. Love is like playing bridge, it all depends on calculation; Marriage is like playing mahjong, all by luck.

35. Marriage is like eating. You must have ordered your favorite dish, but you still can't help looking at other people's plates when it comes. -What you can't get is the best.

36. Love is a brick and marriage is a mountain. There are not many bricks, but one piece is good; The mountain is not high, just keep it for a lifetime.

37. You'd better get married for love. If you can't, you have to exchange something. But don't get married just to get married. That will lead to a tragic ending, because you can't find any reason to convince yourself to give in, give in or tolerate at a certain time-it is necessary.

38. Marriage is always the superposition of countless details, so trivial life makes love last forever. Some days at home are for people to see, but there are not many such days. Unfortunately, when we look at others and others look at us, we always remember the prosperity and moving at a glance, and those trivial lives that are ignored are our real partners in our daily life in marriage.

39. What are you afraid of? If someone loves you, let him love you. If you send flowers, thank you. If someone asks you out, think about it. In this world, others are kind to you and won't hurt you very much. Only when you are kind to others will you bite back again and again, causing you pain. Therefore, people can love boldly and cautiously.

In any case, it is always unforgivable for a person to make excuses. The more unloved you are, the more you have to love yourself.

4 1, promise, sometimes, is what liars say to fools. Don't break your heart for the wrong person. Whether anyone loves me or not, I will try to be a lovely person. Don't blame anyone, don't laugh at anyone, don't envy anyone. The sun is shining, running in the wind and rain, dreaming your own dreams and going your own way.

42. Our love is far less romantic than that written in the song. Even if we are injured, it is a happy state. We are just ordinary people, then find an ordinary relationship, and then live together in an ordinary way, sitting in a rocking chair and growing old. Maybe this is the true meaning of love.