Super funny lines in TV version of Du Lala's Promotion.

1, I don't blame you for your bad life, but it's your fault to come out and kill people. 2. "I am an authentic Beijinger" and "authentic"? From Zhoukoudian? "

3. Wang Wei: The sky is falling. I am so tall that I can never bend over! Never go to your boss with a problem. They want a solution.

6. People always pay the price when they make mistakes. It doesn't matter if you say you're sorry.

Du Lala said: Mr. Wang, is that a human mouth growing under your nose? 8. "Why do you smile like a lucky cat? 9. Lala cried and said, Your phone bill is more than my monthly salary. Wang Wei wiped his tears with a tie and said, well, I won't fight next month. I'll give you all the money. Wang Wei wiped her tears with a tie and said, stop crying. .

1 1. When Wei and Qiu Jack were together, Qiu Jack told Wang Wei that he had something urgent and had to go back to the company at once.

Wang Wei covered his face with a menu and whispered, "Fuck you!" 12.: As the world goes round, no one will be unlucky forever.

13. Lala said to Wang Wei, "As long as you don't die, I can harm you." 14. Manager Xu: Explanation means covering up, and covering up means telling stories.

15. Wang: I don't look like the earth.

Du: You look like Ambassador 16. Wang: Our Chai girl is beginning to be feminine.

Wang: My ass is quite hard.

Wang: Look at your panda eye. I have known you since I met you.

Du: This is my birthmark.

17. Du: Kneel down.

Wang: Kneel for whom? ...

Wang: Who is this child suffering from?

1 8. A woman: Wang Wei, why didn't you call me for so long? What have you been up to recently?

Wang: I'm seriously considering becoming a monk. 19. Wang: I haven't thought about finding another one since I broke up with you?

Du: He said I have no feminine taste.

Wang: He said that you are not as feminine as you.

Du: You also said that.

Wang: Really? If I say so, I mean that you are a convertible lesbian, not that hopeless. 20. Du: Mr. Wang, we have revised the draft of the chair. When do you think you will be free?

W: in the afternoon.