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Xiong Haizi, you must be a talent when you grow up.

Author: The classic joke was published on 2014-08-2010.04 times viewed: 194 1 time.

1, a young mother in her twenties and three-year-old shota are playing ball downstairs. When I passed him, shota pulled up his fucking skirt and said to me, Uncle, look at her mother's red trousers. Shit, this kid must be a talent in the future ~ ~

2. When I was eating, my wife gave me the bowl he used, and I said, "No! Disgusting! " The son said slowly, "Why is it not disgusting when kissing?" "I was immediately embarrassed: Xiong Haizi, what did you see?

One day, on the bus, a child was reading a poem to his mother. I only heard him say, "such a bright thread is at the foot of my bed, and I spilled a bowl of soup, raised my head to take a towel and bowed my head to wipe my crotch." The passenger tried to hold back his laughter, only to hear him say, "mowing the grass at noon, my mother is the hardest, playing mahjong in the morning and fighting the landlord in the afternoon." The passengers couldn't help laughing. ..

4. My brother Bao Xiao, a kindergarten teacher, asked: Who wants to be the monitor? Every child is scrambling to call himself monitor, but his brother's little treasure can't see anything. The teacher asked, don't you want to be the monitor? Bao Xiao replied: I want to be a village head. ~ ~ ~ This kid has a future!

5. Brother has come to harm all beings again. My brother turned over the old photos of his parents and asked curiously, mom, mom, who is the young man with you? Mom: What young man? Brother: Look, this thin man with black hair … Mom: Hi, silly boy, this is your father! The younger brother looked frightened: Is it dad? Who is the fat bald man who lives with us now? Mom: ... you know.

6. A friend said it. . . . . . I was shopping in the supermarket that day, waiting in line to pay, and there was a bear Haizi behind me who kept arguing. Then he let out the fart that had been brewing for a long time when Xiong Haizi's face was close to his ass, and then Xiong Haizi was quiet.