The funniest joke in 2009

A female colleague is always vague and often talks nonsense.

One day, four colleagues went to work and got into the elevator. She put her handbag in front of her, and I waved it in front of her with my toolkit. She stared at my hand and said, "Tuck your things into me!" " Everyone in the elevator turned to look at me.

I'm a little annoyed: what is it? Make it clear ! She pointed to my hand and replied, "You are the only one who fell and clicked!" " ! Someone snickered immediately. When I saw that I couldn't go on, I quickly removed my bag from my lower body and said, no, no, she said something very violent: nothing, don't look at my little thing, yours is not big either. I'm sure I can put it in. Come and have a try. My other two colleagues are already hugging and laughing.

I got in the car and at first she screamed like an orgasm. Ah ... ah ... oh ... damn it, slow down ...

Ft, I've been driving for more than three years, so it's too exaggerated to say so. The other two colleagues laughed awkwardly. When they returned to the company, they described our classic conversation.

Also ... I ... clearly ... white! ! ! ! ! !

She is always puzzling. Yesterday, when she was at work, she said that I bought some eggs when I was in puppy love ... Then I asked, it's time to exercise in the morning. ...

Exercise in the morning = = = = = "How do you say puppy love?"

He also said: all the windows in my house have doors. Open the door on the window? It turns out that the balcony window has a door.

Nonsense, don't jump off the balcony? As soon as I said it, she called me herdsman: What? You are always finding fault with what I say? Does it mean "fuck"?

(Harbin people say "fuck" means fighting, but men always say so.) I replied: What can you do?

She actually said: I don't agree that we should come out to practice now.

Me: How to practice?

She: Do whatever you say ... I'll flash. ...

One morning, she bought some strawberries (probably from puppy love) and went into the office, lying on the table and said to me, go and wash them.

A colleague looked at us right away. I didn't dare to speak, so I went to wash strawberries.

Who knows, she said loudly as soon as she came back, why did you take so long to wash? I'm anxious. Have you washed it? Come here, let me check first.

There was a burst of laughter in the room, and I was sweating ... She also said strangely, what are you laughing at? You should wash it first! I quickly lifted the strawberry over my head: don't get me wrong.

Now when she talks, the whole company is thinking, and I'm ready to resign. ...

Today I went downstairs and got into the elevator. As soon as she opened the door, she turned to me and shouted, Come on, there's no one here. Very excited.

My colleagues are pushing me behind: Let's go, people have said it, and then there will be no one. ...

I had no choice but to go in, and other colleagues didn't get on the elevator. I was depressed in laughter …