Who has a humorous joke that you will never forget! Tell me about it!

Once. The teacher asked us to do the test paper. The teacher said that if it is difficult, you can not do it. The next day. The study Committee put away the test paper, and the teacher vomited blood with anger. None of the boys in the class did it!

One of my students hired a taxi. One asked the driver, "How much is it to go to XX school?"

Driver: "Ten dollars."

He asked the driver again, "What about going with my classmates?"

Driver: "It's also ten dollars."

Then he said to another classmate, "I told you, you are worthless!" " "

When I was at school, playing cards and tractors were popular in the dormitory. I won't. I just watched the game. On this day, when they were fighting fiercely, I was still watching. Suddenly I remembered that the toothpaste was gone, so I stood up and said, I'm going to the supermarket to buy things. Should I bring anything?

In the fierce battle, the third dormitory classmate was holding a cigarette butt and said, bring me a box of Chinese. I didn't think much, so I brought him a box of Chinese toothpaste when I came back.

So the third child took toothpaste with black lines all over his head.

A dialogue between a science boy and his girlfriend-female: "What am I to you?" Science man: "You are my formula!" " "Woman:" Huh? So I am a formula. . . "Science man:" I can play you with sauce purple! " "