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Is there really a person like Yizhimei?

The real person of Iljimae may not exist, but the story of Iljimae in the ancient Chinese novel "Two Moments to Surprise" (Ling Mengchu of the Ming Dynasty) is also the story of "Iljimae" and the Korean drama "Iljimae" The prototype.

Volume 39: The thief pays tribute to Yizhimei. The thief is accustomed to practicing Samadhi drama

The poem says: Zhai

Thieves in dramas always have thief wisdom. The ingenuity is endless. If it can be collected for public use, why not perform meritorious service on the battlefield? Lord

Since ancient times, it has been said that Lord Mengchang had three thousand diners, and many of the roosters, dogs, and thieves were kept under his door. Later, he was detained by the King of Qin and had no way to escape. One of the concubines of the King of Qin passed on a message: "I heard that Lord Mengchang has a fox-white fur collar, which is worth thousands of gold. If you give it to me in the future, I will ask for a favor for him and let him go." At that time, Mengchang Lord only had a fox-white fur coat, and he has already Send it to the King of Qin for collection, how about another one? At that time, the dog thief offered a suggestion: "I am good at dog stealing, just go to the inner treasury and steal it and you will come out." What do you mean by dog ??stealing? But this person is good at howling like a dog. He pretended to be a dog and climbed over walls as fast as flying. As expected, he stole the fox white fur and gave it to Qin Palace's concubine, so he could be freed by his words. Traveling all night to Hangu Pass, Lord Mengchang was afraid that King Qin would regret it, so he chased after him and wanted to get out of the pass. You have to close it and wait until the rooster crows before opening it. Lord Mengchang was worried. At that time, the diner said: "I am good at rooster crow, it is useful at this time." He raised his voice and imitated the rooster crow, and it was indeed the same as the real one. After two or three crows, all the chickens crowed all around, and the officials heard it and opened the gate, so that Lord Mengchang could take off his clothes. Mengchang Jun usually has many guests, but now he has escaped from the Qin Dynasty, but he has the power of these two villains. It can be seen that all the skills in the world are useful. But in this world, we only focus on subjects. If you are not of this background, even if you have extravagance, you will not use it at all. Therefore, people who are clever and clever, but have no facilities, rush to do evil and do evil. If someone makes good use of talents to manage the future and use them as appropriate, his strength may not be lost, and he will be saved from being lost among thieves.

For example, there was a drama thief in Lin'an in the Song Dynasty called "Wo Laiye". I don't know his last name. However, he went to someone else's house and stole things. Some traces were not revealed, but when he left, there were three big characters "I'm here" written on the wall. The next day, people saw the words, and just after checking the house, they realized that the thief was missing. If there is no such word, it is actually unknowing and a good trick! Lin'an was annoyed by him and complained one after another. The governor is responsible for arresting the envoys and conducting strict investigations to find the thief who actually wrote the three words "I am here". But there is no name, do you know it is Zhang San and Li Si? Do you have to take that to admit your debt? The envoys and others could not accept it, so they had to pay attention to it. It turns out that as clever as you are, you can't hide it from the public. If you are in control, you will definitely know. Just because he held it so tightly, he somehow managed to capture his true body and brought him to Lin'an Mansion. When the governor went to court, the envoy reported that he had found the real "I am here". Although he didn't know his name, it was the person who wrote these three words. The governor said: "How can you see that?" The envoy said: "The experience of the little people is really true, some are not bad." The man said: "The little people are good people, not just 'I'm here'. The gentlemen can't compare, so take it." The villain came here to pretend. "It's real," the envoy said. "The thieves can't listen to him!" The envoys reported: "The little people spent so much effort to get the visit. If he gets away with his sweet words, the little people will have no place to take it anymore." The governor was about to let him go, and saw the envoys saying this , and I am afraid that if it is true, if he is released, it will be difficult to find him. If it is difficult to arrest him, he will have to be sent to prison.

As soon as the man arrived in prison, he said to the jailer: "It is the old custom when entering prison that there should be a fee. Everything around me has been searched by the public servants. I have a master of silver. I gave it to my brother under the broken bricks of the shrine. My brother just went to burn incense and got it." The jailer seemed to believe it or not, so he ran to take a look. Sure enough, he got a package of about twenty taels. . The jailer was overjoyed, so he treated the man well and gradually became closer to him. One day, the man said to the jailer again: "I owe you my brother's kindness, and I treat you very well. I can't do anything to repay you. There is something under a bridge somewhere. My brother went to get it, and saw that I was a little bit better." Respect.

"Lazy Dragon said: "You are so poor. Tomorrow I will join a big family with you. I will take some to pay you. Don't lie! "The poor boy knows Lazy Long's tricks and he doesn't try to trick people. Tomorrow evening he will come to look for Lazy Long. Lazy Dragon and he will come to the same place, which is the pond pavilion of a scholar's house. But at dusk, the crows are dazzled and the green trees are covered with mist. The cage was desolate, and everything was quiet. The lazy dragon asked the poor boy to stay outside, and climbed over the wall. He couldn't get out for a long time, and squatted outside the wall when the dogs barked. He walked around the wall to avoid it. He heard the sound of water in the wall, and suddenly something like a waterless cormorant fell to the ground from the shadow of the forest. Looking closely, it turned out to be a lazy dragon, all wet and looking very embarrassed. He said to the poor man, "I almost lost my life for you. There is countless gold in it, which can be measured. I had already taken it, but because the dogs outside were barking fiercely, they woke up the people inside and chased them out, so I had to abandon them by the roadside and escape lightly. This is the son's destiny. The pauper said: "Old Long always has it at his fingertips, but it's like this today. It's because I'm so unlucky!" "Sighing. Lazy Dragon said: "Don't worry! Don’t make excuses another day. "The poor boy left in despair.

More than a month later, I met him again on the lazy road. He begged: "I am so poor that I am impatient. Today I went to ask for a divination, and I met the superior. Good luck, wealth will start. The teacher said: When there is a sudden rise in wealth, it is caused by others. I don’t think it’s Lao Long, so what else can I hope for? Lazy Dragon smiled and said, "I almost forgot." The box of gold and silver from the house the day before yesterday has been obtained. If I actually give it to you, I'm afraid that family will find out and you can't hide it and do something. So put it in that pool and see what happens. It's been a month now and there has been no sound. I don't think I'll bother to follow up with that family, so I can get away with it without any hindrance. Let's go for a walk in the evening. "The poor boy waited until dusk and came to ask the lazy dragon to go with him. As soon as the lazy dragon arrived there, he saw: standing in the willows and wearing flowers, as agile as a flying bird. The waves splashed with foam, and they looked like a swimming dragon. In a moment, he was carrying a box on his back. He went out to a secluded place and took a look. He took a look in the treasure mirror and saw that it was full of gold and silver. He didn't take any money and didn't ask how much it was. He gave it all to the poor man and said, "These treasures can last you a lifetime." Okay, let’s spend the future well. Don't be like me, the lazy bastard, who won't be a human being for half your life. "The poor boy was grateful for his teachings and used his knowledge as a capital, and later became a rich family. This is what the lazy dragon often does.