What to say while doing it

What you say when you are doing it

What you say when you are doing it is an art, especially the love words between lovers, which can effectively enhance the relationship between each other. Emotions, and if you say it early, it will stimulate each other's reactions. Here are some things to say when doing it. 1

　1. I am a practical person, I believe Love grows over time.

2. I just want to do four things with you every day, three meals a day.

3. The most beautiful picture I have ever seen is that of you and me sweating like rain.

4. I want to drill wood into you to make fire and ignite this life.

5. You know my depth and I know your strengths and weaknesses.

6. Question: What is a man’s tongue used for? Answer: Funny, Bi.

7. I can’t tell you what’s good about you, I just want to see you and take a bath.

8. What I miss is not saying dirty words, what I miss is shaking together.

9. I stole the rose and copied the love letter, but it’s true that I want to fuck you.

10. I like the way you hesitate and shy, and I like the way you look at concentration when you go in and out.

11. I think you must be very busy, so just read the first three words.

12. Late at night, I have to endure being hungry and missing you.

13. I don’t want to travel around the world, I just want to drink tea and listen to the rain at the door of your heart.

14. Send me the payment link, be good.

15. I want to give you lots and lots of lipstick, so that you can give me a little bit back every day.

16. I want to do to you what spring does to the cherry tree.

17. I like to grow flowers, grass and babies with you.

18. You are my Maslow’s needs theory.

19. I want to kiss your bare gums when I am old.

20. Even if you wear the clothes of heaven, I will unbutton those stars. Things I said while doing it 2

1. Because I held my hands on the ground when I fell from a height, I fractured both hands. Unexpectedly, my ex-girlfriend came to take care of me, fed me, washed my clothes, turned on the computer and played an action movie about an island country for me, and then left. . .

2. How many women have become buses in order not to take the bus. How many men take the bus every day just to get on the bus!

3. When you are deeply in love, your legs will open automatically, and when you are tired of sex, say goodbye.

A very dirty and dirty sentence.

4. My sister and I were the only two people at home that day. She was lying on the bed in a very seductive posture. I walked to the bed and her body fragrance filled my nose. I pinched her She looked at me doubtfully, and then I took off her pants. She seemed to understand something and started crying. In the end, she ran out of energy and didn't resist. She just cried. I succeeded and successfully made her wet. The wet ones were replaced.

5. "Why do you have to come to me every time we quarrel?" "Otherwise, why do you want me to come to you?"

6. I vaguely remember being in junior high school. In the summer of the second year, my deskmate was a girl who was a foodie. One day I found a hole in my trouser pocket, so I quietly said to her: "I have something delicious in my pocket, do you want to eat it?" She asked decisively: "What is it?" I said you touch it You can tell by touching it, and the moment she grabbed it, we looked at each other, and suddenly she said with tears in her eyes and a pitiful look: You...you have grown hairs on this banana before you even think of giving it to me. Ah...

7. It was a class reunion. We had not seen each other for a long time. I happily said hello to everyone, but a woman who chased after my husband said, "You have such a sweet mouth, your husband must have diabetes"! As a dirty demon king who has tens of millions of points in jokes, I decisively criticized her, "Then if you are so venomous, your boyfriend must have uremia!

8. A: How can I effectively prevent pregnancy? What a worry! Wear one It keeps breaking, what should I do? B: Wear two condoms and put pepper water in the middle. She will know if it is broken on the outside, but you will know if it is broken on the inside! p>

9. "My boyfriend is about 10cm" "Wow, have you measured it carefully with a ruler?" "No, I figured it out verbally."

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10. Ask for help, call your girlfriend! You...the user you dialed, um ah ah ah... the phone is not in the service area, please wait and try again... Play. Is my phone broken?

11. The most tragic thing for a man is that you can’t show your heart to a woman. The most tragic thing for a woman is that. You have given your heart and soul to a man, but he is not even willing to give you his dick.

12. I was sleeping at home today and was suddenly woken up by a sound of banging. I opened my eyes. As soon as I opened it, I found that the sound came from under the bed, and suddenly I found my Teddy on the bed board. Suddenly, it looked at me affectionately...

13. It was almost time to get off work in the afternoon, and my female colleague The wrong data caused everyone to work overtime until after ten o'clock in the evening, and everyone complained. So I deliberately teased her: You made a mistake, we will punish you! She, who has always been cheerful, fashionable, and avant-garde, said embarrassedly: I am willing to accept the punishment! I continued: It’s already past ten o’clock in the evening, how do you want us to punish you? (I hinted that she would treat us to a midnight snack) This guy understood and said: Are you all coming together? I continued: Of course! :Okay, who is going to buy a box of condoms?

14. How many ignorant girls were tricked into eating bananas and drinking milk for apples?

15. A girl left. Go to the vegetable stall, pick up a cucumber and say to the boss: "Boss, how do you sell this cucumber? Boss: "Sister, we are using corn now. The corn is very full recently." Girl: "I want to use it to put on a facial mask." After buying the cucumbers, the boss asked: "Do you want anything else?" Girl: "How to sell corn?" "...

16. One day, a mosquito and a mantis went to peek at a woman taking a bath. The mosquito said proudly: Look, I bit her twice on the chest ten years ago, and now it is so swollen. ; Mantis said unconvinced, "What's the matter? I chopped a knife between her legs ten years ago, and she still bleeds every month...

17. No matter how beautiful the legs are, they are just a cannon stand. !

18. The exam teacher handed out papers, and the girl behind took an extra one and shouted: "Teacher, I have it, I have it!" "The boy sitting next to him said, "It's mine, it's mine!" "

19. After two months of business trip, I opened a room and had a fight with my girlfriend. This morning, I got up and told her that I would buy breakfast first. She said vaguely : Let’s buy the xiaolongbao I bought yesterday. It’s delicious! When I walked out of the door, I thought about it.

20. My neighbor’s children often come to my house to look for it. My daughter was playing. Last week I discovered that a mobile phone was missing from the house. Since no one else had been at home recently, I suspected that a neighbor’s child had taken it away, so I watched him closely for a few days and then discovered something about the child. Every word, every move, the way he talks, the way he walks...everything looks like...my husband!

21. A girl was late for gym class and was punished by the teacher for running 10 laps! . Suddenly the rain stopped, and she found a boy holding an umbrella for her while running. The girl's face turned red and she said, "I have a boyfriend. It's not good for him to see me." The boy said, "I want it." If he doesn't come, he will come. How can I bear to let him suffer like this! ”

22. The son came home tremblingly and said: Dad, I only got 60 points in today’s exam. My father was very angry and said that if I get low in the exam next time, don’t call me dad. After the second exam, my son came back, right? Dad said "I'm sorry, brother". At this time, the mobile phone in Mom's hand fell to the ground. What Grandpa said while doing it 3

1. Make you dry.

2. You are the one who wants to pull out the oxygen tube and do it again when I am about to die

3. My ex-girlfriend got married and invited me to drink , I always felt that I should do something. When I was toasting, I said to the groom: "The bride is very beautiful, I will do it first." "

4. Just fuck you and you will feel better

5. Don't keep talking to me. Will chatting with me all day make you orgasm? < /p>

6. One day, everyone gathered together to chat, and when they talked about everyone’s interests, one person said: “I like to be clean.

Suddenly a sentence popped up: "Who is Jing?" Another person said: "Who is Jing?"

7. Let's play a game. I'll say let me do it. You can say yes< /p>

8. A woman is like sand, if you want to catch it, you have to get her wet~

9. I can’t do anything except you

10. What I miss is not talking dirty, what I miss is shaking together.

11. I can’t tell you what’s good about you, I just want to see you and take a shower.

12. Once upon a time, there was a man whose penis was very short, so he went to learn Latin dance.

13. The teacher said, "Students, don't fall in love early. What you are talking about now will be someone else's wife in the future." . "When I heard this, I thought, holy shit, someone else's wife, it's exciting just thinking about it.

14. I stole the rose and copied the love letter, but it's true that I want to fuck you.

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15. I love your little bed as soon as I say it