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Who has the script of the golden apple ~ ~ ~
Eris2: That's right, even we weren't invited! Then don't blame us for being rude!
Eris 1: Any good ideas?
Eris2: Let me see ... (Meditation) I see! (Whispering to Eris 1) We can make a golden apple with the inscription: Dedicated to the most beautiful people, let them fight for it.
Eris 1: well, let's do it and let them know what will happen if they don't invite us!
(The two goddesses laughed insidiously.)
(Music begins, Zeus and Hera dance solo)
Music climax, everyone dances,
Zeus: My dear gods! Please enjoy the wedding!
Eris 1: Hehe, what a pity that we were not invited to such a grand party!
Zeus: What are you doing here?
Eris2: My dear heavenly father, please believe that we are not here to make trouble for you, but to give gifts. (takes out the golden apple) This is the golden apple we made, which is engraved with: For the most beautiful people.
Zeus: Who does it belong to?
Eris 1: But we hesitated for a long time and didn't choose the most beautiful goddess, so I hope you can make a decision. (hands the apple to the angel)
Eris 1 and 2: Well, good luck! (Salute, exit)
Prometheus is a titan. In the war between Zeus and the giant, he stood on the side of the new Olympus God. He made the first man out of clay, and Athena endowed him with soul and sacred breath. Prometheus spent a lot of time and energy to create the gift of fire. Fire makes man above all animals. Later, a joint meeting between man and god was held. The purpose of the meeting is to decide which part of the burnt animal should be given to God and which part should be given to people. Prometheus grabbed a cow and divided it into two parts: burying meat under the skin and burying bones under the fat, because he knew that selfish Zeus liked fat. Zeus saw through the trick and was unhappy with Prometheus' preference for human beings. So he arbitrarily took the gift of fire from human beings. However, Prometheus managed to steal fire from the sky and secretly brought it to mankind. Zeus was furious at this unreasonable resistance. He asked other gods to chain Prometheus to a rock in Caucasus Mountain, where a hungry eagle once bit his liver, and his liver later grew back. His period of pain is thirty thousand years. Prometheus firmly faced suffering and never lost courage before Zeus. Finally, Heracles made Prometheus and Zeus get back together. Hercules rode a camel to look for the golden apple, killed the eagle and set human friends free. Prometheus is one of the titans. In the war between Zeus and the giant, he sided with the new Olympus God. He made the first man from clay. Athena endowed this man with soul and sacred life. Prometheus also spent a lot of time and energy to create fire and gave it to mankind. Fire makes man the spirit of all things. After that, the first joint meeting of God and Man was held. This meeting will decide which part of roasted animals should be given to God and which part should be given to human beings. Prometheus cut a cow and divided it into two parts: he put the meat under the skin and the bone under the fat. Because he knew that selfish Zeus loved to eat fat. Zeus saw through his trick. Prometheus favored human beings, which made Zeus very unhappy. Therefore, he arbitrarily took fire away from human beings. However, Prometheus managed to steal the skyfire and secretly brought it to mankind. Zeus was very angry at his reckless disobedience. He asked other mountain gods to lock Prometheus on a rock in Caucasus Mountain. A hungry eagle pecks at his liver every day, and his liver always grows back. His pain will last for 30 thousand years And he resolutely faced suffering and never lost courage in front of Zeus. Finally, Hercules restored the friendship between Prometheus and Zeus, found the golden apple and killed the eagle, thus saving the old friend of mankind. Among all the small sea gods, nereus and Proteus are special sea gods. Nereus, known as the "old man in the sea", represents the pleasant side of the ocean. He lives under the sea with his fifty lovely daughters, the most famous of whom are Amperit, Shen Shen, garratt A and Panopee. In the process of Hercules looking for golden apples, it was he who suggested Hercules to look for Prometheus. Among all the little sea gods, Narus and Proteus are extremely unique. Narus is called "the old man in the sea". He represents the friendly side of the sea. He lives in the sea with 50 lovely daughters. The most famous ones are: Amperetto, Settis, Galati and Pannoper. When bravely looking for the golden apple, Narus suggested Hercules to look for Prometheus.
Proteus is the shepherd of Poseidon. He is famous for two qualities: the gift of prophecy and the ability to take various forms. For a time, he was a lion with curly hair; In another he appeared in the shape of a wild boar; There was another one where he stood in a solemn tree covered with rich leaves. After all these and many other changes, when he still couldn't get rid of the questioner, God gave a detailed answer. Proteus is the shepherd of Poseidon. He has two extraordinary abilities: he can predict, he can become different animals. Sometimes he is a lion with wavy hair. Sometimes he is a fierce wild boar. And sometimes he is a tree with lush foliage and magnificent appearance. After these changes, when he could not get rid of the questioner, God gave him a detailed answer.
Fair, fair.
Aphrodite Athena
Hera Paris
Athena: I'm bored. There's nothing to do here at Olympus.
Hera: Dear Athena, you must learn to keep busy.
Athena: You called the polishing emergency to stay busy? No, thank you.
Hera: OK, I'm very happy to do so and occasionally help.
Humans. Why do you know, just one day, I mean this good guy.
This man's wife, orpheus, just died-
Athena: Oh, how sad.
Hera: Yes, but thanks to my help, he set foot on the road to the underworld.
Catch his wife in our speech.
Athena: How did you do it?
Hera: favored by the queen mother. All I have to do is pull some
God's string orchestra and shazam! Come back from the dead.
Athena: You owe Hades a lot of time.
Hera: Oh, yes.
Athena: OK, I hope Aphrodite will bring something exciting in the mail.
Hera: Look here, her arrival.
Aphrodite said, Ladies, the mail came this afternoon. Let me see you. Athena, another bill
From your helmet, polishing and Hera, Zeus's mail is here. I know you.
I want to pass the screening before giving it to him.
Hera: Our right to a little secret.
Aphrodite: That's right. Oh, before, I forgot. . .
Athena: No! I refuse to sit here and listen to you read your book.
Aisin.
Aph. I didn't do it No, it's special. Ladies, look.
This. . . She quit the Golden Apple.
Athena: A once-in-a-lifetime apple. Oh, these are rare. Almost no one has met it.
Those.
Hera: Not many people or gods know that they have grown up.
Athena: I made it! (In the teacher's voice) The golden apples are growing, the secret of the west.
This word. They are guards and are also called goddesses by Atlas's three daughters.
West side. Many people say that these three creatures-
Aph: (cutting off the attitude with Athena) Don't be emotional, for a period of history.
Lesson. (Athena shows her a dirty scene) Look at the inscription anyway.
(full text) "or fair."
Athena: Fair. Is it fair?
Aph.: It's written on the label.
Hera: Well, Aphrodite, it obviously means this is for you.
Athena: Maybe.
Aph. (Exaggerated modesty) Stop joking. Sure, why don't you advise me?
This is a stupid word.
Athena: Save it.
Hera: Really, Aphrodite, how can anyone think that this means?
For me. I mean, I'm older than you.
Aph. Right now, because you're over 60. Not the average
Hera: I said, old, not how old. You make me sound like an ancient man.
Athena: Hera, but if you refuse the apple, then of course you won't think of me?
Aph. oh, yes. The apple must be with you, Athena. No one else is on Olympus one.
The figures are the same as yours.
Athena: Yes, but look at Hera's velvet skin.
Hera: What did Aphrodite do?
Aph. Honest Hera thinks Athena's eyes are sharp.
Athena: (Aphrodite) And your perfect nose. And your loveliness.
Mouth.
Aph. Athena was right about your mouth, Hera.
Athena: In the manner of Aphrodite-
Hera: And Athena's lovely ears-
Aphrodite silently raises her hand and gasps.
Aph. Obviously, none of us can decide whose apple this is.
To tell the truth, who is half wit, thinking that three women can decide who is.
One of the most beautiful.
Hera (sighs), I suggest that what you just threw is stupid.
Athena: Or return it to the sender, the recipient is unknown.
Aph. you're fine. I did it.
Athena and Hera: But Aphrodite!
Aph. yes
Athena: Well, it's just that someone must have spent a lot of time dividing it.
This inscription belongs to Apple. This is pure gold.
Hera: Yes, Don Juan, you think the election will be rude after all.
What about the investment in work? I'll tell you how to make it easy for all of us. I will.
Take it.
Athena: Hera, I can't let you have your own burden, so I think I ...
Will. .
Aphrodite: I can't let you make such a sacrifice.
I think a person chooses something stupid, so I just have to force it.
Keep using it yourself.
Athena: (sighs) I think we have the right to go back there and stare at us.
Hera: Hey!
Athena and afu. : what?
Hera: (reciting) There is more than one. You must go down and find a third.
Aph. What-
Athena: She also quoted Oracle Bone Inscriptions Company as Delphi.
Xiaoyunjie: What we need is a man. A man will decide.
Athena: What a great idea, Hera! Hera: Let the first person go down, that is 1. I'm Hera
Orders.
Athena: Oh, how exciting! I don't know who will.
Aph. I hope he is handsome.
Athena: I hope he is smart.
Hera: I hope he appreciates old women.
Athena: Look, here he comes!
Aph. Hello, stranger!
Paris! Hello. I seem to have lost you. Do you know what this place is?
Hera: What's your name, Earthman?
Paris: My name is Paris, Troy of Paris. Nice to meet you. I lost consciousness.
Direction. What is this Trojan way?
Aph .Paris, it seems difficult for us to make a decision.
I wonder if you can help us.
Paris: I'm always ready to help a beautiful lady.
Athena and Hera: Huh?
Paris: Excuse me, beautiful ladies. (flirting)
Athena: Do you think this is an apple?
Paris: Well, thank you! However, I took my beloved apple to lunch.
Aph. no, no,no. this is not eating apples. It's pure gold.
Paris: Cool! I can take part in the Olympic Games. As for the rest of my life and
Make money from here-
Xiaoyunjie: No, no, no, the apple is not yours.
Athena: What, what we want you to do is make this apple, don't you think?
Fair enough. Fair.
Paris: Fair. Is it fair? But you all look fine.
Hera: Yes, but one of us is a little bit beautiful.
Aph. Paris. I can contact you privately. (he needs to make an appointment)
Hera: Oh, no, she didn't!
Athena: Oh, it's her. (Hera and Athena evesdrop)
Aph. Obviously, this matter is just some kind of game for us. (Explain or correct what I just said) I mean ...
We didn't really take it seriously. So, let me do it, so your.
The decision is much easier. If you give me an apple, I can get your date.
The most beautiful woman in the world-Helen, the queen of Sparta.
Paris: Are you serious? Do you have her phone number and everything?
Aph. believe me, Paris, I know someone.
Hera: I can talk to you in Paris. In a private building. (glares is in aph. World Health Organization (WHO)
Action exceeds Athena)
Paris: Of course.
Hera: Now in Paris, if you give me apples, I will make you rich.
PARIS: Rich people are better than Midas?
Athena: Paris! (Pushing Afu away from Hera)
Paris: You want to make things simple, so do I, I think.
Athena (poor flirting), give me the apple and I'll make one for you.
Great warrior
Paris: I will be able to kick the achilles tendon. He is always showing off his talents.
Muscle.
Athena: When you get through, it looks like the destruction of Greece.
Aphrodite: Paris, we are waiting for your answer.
Athena: Paris? Remember Athena?
Hera: Paris-remember Hera.
Aph.: Paris remembers Helen, Queen of Sparta 555-hott.
Paris: The golden apple is your Aphrodite!
Aph. Thank you for coming! (Her entrance)
Paris: I hope you are disappointed in your kidney and don't have any resentment, right?
Athena: No, not at all.
Xiaoyunjie: If you choose Aphrodite, why should we take care of it? Fairness is fairness.
Athena: Actually, I think we should give Paris one.
Just to show that we don't feel hard.
Hera: Good idea, Paris. We will give you a wonderful one.
Paris: What do you mean it will?
Athena: (Obviously, Hera knows) a wooden horse.
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