Humorous jokes teach you how to avoid traffic police tickets.

Police: Have you been drinking? Ren Lei: No! Policeman: What's the smell of wine? I drank a glass of beer. Traffic Police: Beer is also wine! Ren Lei: Is soy sauce oil? Traffic police: No. Ren Lei: Is a snail a cow? Traffic police: No. Ren Lei: Is the bride a mother? Traffic police: No. Ren Lei: Is the lathe a bed? Is the waterfall made of cloth? Is mercury silver? Is dry ice ice ice? Is soda ash alkaline? Are whales fish? Is it graphite ink? Is it cement mud? Are dinosaurs dragons? Is rhinoceros a cow? Is onion an onion? Are Japanese Japanese? Traffic police: No. Ren Lei: Is beer wine? Traffic police: No. Ren Lei: Yes!