Humorous jokes about being a matchmaker

1, first, be charming, second, be handsome, third, be able to talk, fourth, be accurate, fifth, be quick, sixth, be brave in holding stilts, learn from Kongming seven times, be as delicate as Cao Cao, marry girls nine times and catch beetles nine times.

2, tie the knot lanterns are hung high, I will light the lights, I will give birth to a pair of places. As soon as I worship heaven and earth, I will worship Gaotang. Husband and wife love their children and grandchildren, and everyone in the world likes Yongchang V. Wash, wash!

Honesty is the winner in the end, to persuade people to take their time. Zhang Sanwang Xi haha, thousands of grandchildren Zhao Li are in full bloom, grandfathers smile with tears, matchmakers are awesome everywhere!

4, born in pairs, such as inseparable, love dragons, pearls and pearls, flowers bloom for five generations, and will always be in love with each other. Fairy couples fall in love, talented women are like flying music, and Yuanyang loves fish!

5, I was born to be a wonderful person, lobbying all directions, making good relationships, extending in all directions, having sex and keeping the Three Rivers in good faith, talking about love and doing things with heart, and listening to all directions!

6. A lotus blooms in all directions, and the left hand is the right hand. Today is a single day, tomorrow is a double day, and the first customer is the biggest. It is auspicious to open the door to welcome guests, and it is no different from wealth in the sky. Virtue is the program, charity is rewarded to the end, robbing the rich and helping the poor to spread word of mouth, washing and brushing!

7, when the ecliptic is auspicious, do big and small things, and the husband sings the woman into the bridal chamber; Respect each other like the prosperity of the guest house, and never change the heart.

8. The bride is naturally watery, just like a peony; It's very kind of you to invite me to tea. Congratulations to Fu Luqing and Qi Mei.

9. fertile land also has good seeds and opportunities to sow love; A couple are very happy and have twins together.

10, the bride and daughter are virtuous, and the school has taught female students; Sweet tea is really respectful and will last forever.