Comrades have any jokes, humorous stories, share them! Thank you very much! No dirty jokes, thanks again! ! ! !

1. When the train entered the tunnel, it was dark, only one kiss followed by a slap in the face. When the train got out of the tunnel, four strangers didn't say a word, only A man's eyes were blue. The old lady thought, "The little girl has a beautiful heart." The girl thought, "It's strange that man A would rather kiss the old lady than me." Man A thought, "Man B is really cunning. He stole the girl's mouth and I was beaten!" " Man B thought, "I kissed the back of my hand and slapped A again, and no one noticed."

2. My sister took a bag of crispy rice and ate it with relish in the yard. My younger brother is watching eagerly, but he wants to eat and is embarrassed to say!

The younger brother couldn't help asking his younger sister, "Let me taste it!" Sister took a piece and put it in her mouth, saying, "Listen."

3. In college, everyone didn't pay attention to political lessons, so many people didn't come to listen to them at ordinary times.

one of my buddies is, but he came to the classroom early on the day of the exam, found a good seat and got in touch with a young man next to him, saying, "I'll depend on you later, children. Please lend me a copy." The man ignored him. After a while, the bell rang, and the man stood up and began to roll ...

4. Me: I want a vegetable bag and a meat bag. Aunt: What do you want? Me: a vegetable bag and a meat bag! Aunt: Two vegetable bags? Me: a vegetable bag and a meat bag! ! ! Aunt: Two meat buns? Me: a vegetable bag and a meat bag! ! ! ! ! Aunt: or two vegetable bags? Me: OK, just two vegetable buns ... bite back ... two meat buns ... I fainted on the spot ...

5. A customer was eating in a restaurant slowly. When the waiter brought the bill, he felt in his pocket and pretended to be in a panic.

Diner: Oops, my wallet is missing. Waiter's face: Really? So he took the man to the door and loudly ordered him to get down. Then give him a hard kick and kick him out the door. At this time, a customer sitting at another table went to the door and squatted down.

Then turn around and say to the waiter: Check out.