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The excellent composition of a nagging mother
A nagging mother excellent composition 1 There is a "Tang priest" in our family, and that is my mother.
Mom has shiny black hair, long and straight, which looks like a waterfall. The eyes are big and energetic, and the most striking thing is that they are comparable to the mouth of Tang Priest.
In the morning, I was sleeping in a beautiful dream, and my mother started her nagging work for a day. She lifted the curtain of pink roses and smiled and said to me, "Little Princess, get up, the sun will dry you." I have to give up the idea of sleeping sweet dreams.
After breakfast, I was about to go out to school when she started nagging again: "Did you bring your black gel pen, transparent ruler, eraser, 2B pencil and draft paper ...? "I nodded and thought, didn't you check it yesterday? Why do you ask again today? When I was about to get off the elevator, my mother seemed to remember something. She ran back to her room quickly and took an umbrella. I said to my mother, "It won't rain today, so why take an umbrella?" "The weather forecast says it will rain today, so you'd better take it with you. If you get wet and catch a cold, it will be bad, and you will delay your study ... "Mom started nagging again. I had to reluctantly take an umbrella.
When eating at night, my mother saw that I didn't eat vegetables, so she crossed her waist and said fiercely, "Why do you only eat meat and not vegetables?" The nutritional value of vegetables can be very high, and you have to eat more vegetables to grow taller ... "She said, putting a lot of cabbages in my chopsticks. I only listened to her orders and ate. Who let her be my mother?
Although my mother is nagging, I understand that every word of my mother is full of deep love. I love my mother.
My mother is in her thirties this year. She is of medium height and is kind to others, but she likes to nag. A nagging is endless and out of control.
"Angel, get up! Get up! " One morning, I was awakened by my mother's "big alarm clock". Oh, really, I am not deaf. Why are you shouting so loudly? Not many times, right? Really annoying
After the thunder in the morning, it rained heavily at night. I was just a little closer to the book when I was doing my homework. Who knows when, I confessed my mother again. She even ran up to me angrily and shouted into my ear, "Why are you so close?" You are wearing glasses. Didn't you notice? Want to be blind? "
"Mom, please stop nagging, my ears are calloused by your nagging!" I look very impatient. Look around, mom is really angry! I saw her strode out the door and slammed the door. Yes, it's finally quiet!
After finishing my homework, I watched TV. Oh, this time, I still haven't escaped my mother's eyes. Then my mother will make a long speech: "What time is it? What time is it now? Look at the watch! It's nine o'clock. All right! Hurry to sleep, you will get up late tomorrow, and you will be late for school? "
In this way, I have been living in my mother's nagging since I can remember. Alas, when is the end! When can we escape this "bad luck"?
One day not long ago, I came across a book called The Education of Love. Suddenly I found a little hero in the book who had a similar experience with me. Think about him in the book and look at me in reality. Isn't mom's nagging good for me? Don't you just let me form good habits? Isn't it to make me better? Can I have today's achievements without my mother's nagging?
It's also my mother's hard work to nag, because she hates iron not to produce! I should stop complaining about my good mother! Although mother loves to nag, she has a delicate mind. She loves the children with all her heart! Inadvertently, how did my eyes get wet?
Mom, you have worked hard!
I have a gentle and kind mother, but she is also a bit gluttonous and sleepy ... but these are nothing. Her biggest problem is nagging.
One day, I was doing my homework at my desk. My mother said, "Why are you so slow? You're dragging your feet! If you go out to work in the future, people may not want you. Can't you hurry? Look, what time is it? Haven't you finished your homework? Joke! Maybe somebody else Zhang Xiaolei is ready, you are quick to give me ... ". Look at that! This nagging is killing my ears! I whispered, "You can do it if you can," huh? I only said one thing, didn't I? But there are ten lines behind my mother: "What? Let me do it? You girl! I don't know how hard we work! Besides, it's not that I haven't been to primary school. At that time, our homework was many times more than yours. I don't think you were born knowing when you will get lucky, and you won't suffer anything! Don't do it soon! " My poor ears ... alas! Mom is a nag, she has to worry about everything! But, but I dare not say a word, so I have to keep my mouth shut. My heart is full of sadness, but it's useless, but what's the use? Let's put up with it ...
One more thing, let me be more sure that this is a nagging mother. That day, I bought a pack of "Wei Long" (a snack). My mother saw it and said a lot: "Don't look at what this is. It is often said on the Internet that many children died of food poisoning because they ate this spicy strip with 50 cents! You still eat, eat, eat! I didn't see you eating rice so actively! " I threw away "Wei Long" and bought a ham sausage. A familiar voice came down: "ham sausage?" Do you dare to eat? Do you know what this is made of? You can use the rotten meat of sick pigs or some dirty things that don't cost money ... "Mom, Mamma Mia, please give me a break!
Mom, I know you are doing me a favor and telling me not to take detours, but you don't have to nag so much. Some things are decided by myself occasionally, so can you stop worrying so much? Even a little will do.
My mother's excellent composition 4 "Lv Wenbo, get up!" On Sunday morning, my mother began her nagging melody again: "It's past eight o'clock. You still don't get up. Do you want to take a painting class? " Mom said, and hugged me like a chicken.
"Er ... oh ... I'll ... ha ... get up ..." I said weakly while yawning.
This morning, I'm going to have a painting class, and I have to arrive before 9 o'clock. When I brushed my teeth, washed my face and had breakfast, my mother was still there and said to me, "Look at you, why didn't the water for washing your face come out?" You grow rice, you eat rice all over the table ... ""Look how fat you are and eat so much! If you eat any more, you will die of obesity. Fat people still have many diseases, such as hypertension, hyperlipidemia and hyperglycemia ... "My mother nagged like an old record again.
I was impatient, so I said, "Mom, will you stop talking? Even my golden ears are rotten. "
"What? What are you talking about? " My mother was lit by me like a firecracker. "I tell you, after you step into the society, if you say such a thing to others, it will be strange for others not to say that you have a mother's life ..." Not to mention, my mother's nagging is quite reasonable, so I quietly closed my mouth.
On the way to class, my mother's mouth was not idle at all. After a while, she asked, "Do you have a pen?" After a while, he asked, "Do you have a rubber band? Do you have a drawing board? " After a while, he told me uneasily: "It costs money to listen carefully in class. That hundred-dollar bill was really hard to earn, and there were eight of them at once. I'm sorry if you don't take good care of it ... "My mother took me all the way to the painting classroom.
Well, I have such a nagging mother, but I know that every nagging of my mother is really good for me.
Every morning, I always hear the familiar "nagging sound", which comes from my mother's mouth.
The scene of mother's "nagging" is like this: "Why don't you go to bed! Go and do your homework. Have you got everything? I'm not going to deliver the goods for you and stay at home ... "I sometimes think that my mother" nags "every day, won't she be tired? When my mother nags, I feel a hateful mosquito in my ear: buzzing is really annoying.
However, sometimes, my mother's nagging is: Do you have enough clothes? Is it cold today? Okay, stop crying, stop crying. If you don't go to bed, I won't make you a salad ... although, my mother's nagging is sometimes severe and sometimes gentle.
I remember one time, when I was watching TV, my mother suddenly rushed in and scared me. As expected, my mother began to "nag like a downpour". Why didn't you do your homework? I tell you, if you don't finish your homework, you can't have dinner. Helpless, I had to do my homework. After finishing my homework, I always say, "Yes, today's homework is great. I will reward you with a lollipop. " Ah-I'm speechless. Although there will be "nagging", I will have a feeling that someone is giving you a gift in the snow.
I think my mother doesn't like "nagging" because she loves me and doesn't have the heart to hit me or scold me at all. After all, she also needs a rest. Another time, when I was playing outside, it suddenly rained and I got wet. My mother saw me and said, "don't go out to play, you have to go." You deserve to be missed. " I didn't say anything. I know this nagging is worrying.
Mother's "nagging" is like a warm sun in winter, and sometimes it is like a dark cloud in rainy days ... but I will never abandon my mother's "nagging" because I love her forever.
My mother is in her early forties. She is a rabbit. She is an ordinary cashier in Sheng Di Boiler Factory.
My mother has several layers of wrinkles on her forehead. A pair of small eyes, a tall nose, a Zhang greatly's mouth, there are 32 soldiers in it. They are arranged very neatly.
My mother knows a lot. Scrambled eggs with delicious tomatoes, repairing faulty computers and so on. But her biggest highlight is nagging.
At that time, I was watching TV when the door suddenly opened, jumped into a dark shadow and stood beside me with lightning speed. who is it? I looked up a little bit, white sneakers, sweatpants and a blue shirt. Well, don't look, it must be my mother, so I had to plug my ears quickly to avoid wearing brain magic sounds to cocoon my ears. Everything is ready except the east wind. "Don't watch TV. How many times have you said that TV gives too much radiation to your eyes? You have put on your glasses. If you look again, your eyes will be nearsighted in the future. What do you think you will do? . "Mom said angrily.
There are many examples of mom nagging! I'm afraid I can't write all the words here, and listen to the next chapter.
Time, you are so heartless. That young mother left me long ago and was replaced by a mother with few words and white hair on both sides. In fact, parents' love for their children is endless, but they may feel that the world is getting cold without you at home, so before parents leave, love them with your heart and touch the strange and familiar face they betrayed for you!
My mother is an excellent teacher with a nagging mouth on her face.
Talking about my mother's nagging is really a world-class thing. For better or worse, it's endless. You see, I always listen to her. Mom's mouth doesn't seem to be idle either
"Quick, get up! It's cold, put on more clothes, but it's hard to catch a cold! " I slept soundly and was awakened by my mother. I opened my eyes and saw that it was only six o'clock, and then closed my eyes. As soon as mother saw this scene, she shouted, "Get up quickly, we'll be late!" " "I muttered," oh, what a nuisance! "After all, I barely got up and did it." Hey, mom's life is hard to break! "All the preparations are finished, so you can go to school." Son, haven't you had breakfast yet? Mom is ready, you just have to eat quickly. ""I don't want to eat! " "Don't eat in the morning how line? Without rich nutrition, there is no spirit in class. "I can't talk to my mother, so I have to sit down and have breakfast.
It's already 6: 45 after breakfast. It seems that I have to hurry to school.
When I got to school, I saw the teacher already in the classroom. I didn't know there was an exam this morning until I asked. "Oh, had a narrow squeak. I was almost late. " I can't help thinking so. Thanks to my mother's nagging this time.
When I came home from school in the afternoon, my mother's nagging was even more persistent: "Do your homework quickly, finish your meal, go to bed early after eating, and study tomorrow!" I said helplessly, "I see." "Have a meal!" With mother's cry, we began to eat. Hey, mom's mouth is a little uncontrollable again. "Look at yourself. You don't eat anything. I told you not to be picky about food. If you don't listen, you are skin and bones. Oh, I really can't help you! " He said that he also gave me some chicken to eat.
Nevertheless, I like my mother's nagging very much, because there is great and selfless maternal love in her nagging.
A nagging mother excellent composition 8 The most familiar person around me is my mother.
My mother has short curly hair, chubby face and round eyes. In my eyes, my mother is good at everything except nagging.
In the morning, my mother nagged and said, "get up, lazy little boy, or you'll be late!" " "I answered casually. When I was at school, my mother nagged, "If you eat more lunch, you will get fat. You look as thin as a bamboo pole. "
When I came home from school, my mother nagged again and said, "Hurry up and do your homework. Stop dawdling. " I didn't even get a chance to watch TV for a while. I had to answer: "I know!" When I was doing my homework, my mother came over and said, "Do your homework carefully and check it carefully after you do it well. Looking at Wang Heqi Yiqing. Every parent-teacher meeting praises their hard work, why not praise you? " ……"
In the evening, when I was watching TV, my mother came over and said, "Go to sleep quickly!" " Go to sleep! Stop watching TV. "However, it's only 7 o'clock 15. How can I sleep? I tossed and turned in bed, but I couldn't sleep. Unexpectedly, her mother found out, and she began to nag again: "If you don't sleep, be careful not to get up tomorrow!" " "
Mom just loves to nag, nagging from morning till night, saying everything and taking care of everything.
However, with such a nagging mother, I have become more careful in my homework. I won't commit some things I shouldn't, and I will check them several times after I finish.
Mom, I want to tell you: "I love your nagging!" " "
My mother has a characteristic that she likes to nag all the time. Except me, the object of nagging is my father.
One day, after I came home from school, my mother began to nag again. Listen: Do you have a lot of homework when you come back? Write neatly, don't scribble, okay? As soon as I get home, it's like going back to my room, closing the door, getting into my thick bed, blocking my ears, and climbing out when her nagging stops.
But sometimes I think my mother is cute, too! I can't stop eating. "I'll do my homework. After writing, I will take a good look at right and wrong. Show me your exercise book after dinner. Didn't you finish your homework? I said, "yes, after writing my mother's adult, will you stop nagging?" You have been nagging since I left school. Are you tired? " Mother said, "you child, I don't want hello, I'm bored." "When I checked my homework, I began to say, Oh, you see that the words you wrote are not horizontal or vertical, as if there are no long words. "When you sleep, you will never lack your mother's voice in your ears." Cover yourself up and don't pedal at night. "Just want to be quiet for a while, again," sweet dreams, good night. "Oh, my God! xiaoxue 123.com
In the evening, mom started nagging dad again. Dad is a car driver and comes back late every day. On this day, my father came back and my mother said, "Oh, every day, do you drive or drink gasoline?" A strong smell of gasoline is trying to smoke me to death. Stay away from me. "I can hear my mother's voice through the wall. At this time, the father explained: "I am a driver, and it is normal to get stuck in the car." "Also chicanery, small kind. "
Do you think my nagging mother is funny and cute? Actually, my mother is not a pain in the ass. She just wants me to study better and make our life better.
My mother is good at everything, but she has a bad habit-nagging. Here we go again!
"Get up, get up", my mother woke me up before the alarm clock rang in the morning. "Brush your teeth and put on your shoes ..." On the way to school, my mother also nagged, "Did you bring the red scarf? Eat well at noon, have a good class, and ask the teacher if you don't understand anything. "
After school in the afternoon, my mother also nagged, "Did you have lunch?" ? Did you listen carefully in class? Did the teacher praise you? "When I got home, my mother started nagging again:" Have you finished your homework? Have you eaten? Don't always stare at TV! "
When I went to bed at night, my mother began to nag again: "Take a bath, clean up the things on the bed, and go to bed."
To tell the truth, I'm tired of my mother's nagging. But in the process of growing up, I slowly changed my view of my mother.
I remember sitting in the examination room once, and finally I couldn't hear my mother's voice. I answered the question with a clear conscience. At the end of the exam, I suddenly thought of my mother's nagging: "Check after the exam!" " "I checked the test paper and found several mistakes. The exam results came out, and I got 100! I jumped for joy. It turns out that my mother's nagging is very useful!
Another time before school, my mother started nagging again: "Do you have a pen?" I found that I really didn't have a pen, so I put it on quickly, otherwise I wouldn't have a pen to do my homework at school! Mom's nagging is really useful.
I thank my mother for her nagging, which has urged me to grow up healthily thousands of times. I grew up in my mother's nagging. It is the most beautiful voice in the world, which contains a deep maternal love.
Nagging about mom's excellent composition 1 1 "Get up soon, go to cram school!" Listen, my nagging queen mother is annoying again!
"Come and eat, or the food will get cold. Eating cold food is not good for your stomach, and you have to go to cram school after eating! " A deafening sound woke me up from my sleep and I had to climb out of the warm bed. Just arrived at the dinner table, my mother began to "eat more vegetables and eggs." Choline in eggs is good for my brain, and carrots are good for my eyes. It is said that the eyes are the windows of my soul. " I want to eat quickly and go to a book club so that my ears can be clean. Who knows my mother started nagging again, "Listen to the weather forecast that there will be moderate rain today, so be sure to take an umbrella, and you will catch a cold in the rain …" I picked up my umbrella and rushed out of the house quickly, and finally I was able to clean it up.
My ears hurt like this every day! Who knows when such days will last!
I remember that summer vacation, my grandmother was ill and hospitalized, and my mother went to the hospital to serve. When I left, the chatterbox started again: "I won't be back for a week or so." You should listen to your grandmother, remember to do your homework, and go to the reading club for class on Sunday. You must let my brother go, "I replied impatiently. "I know. Let's go You are an old woman, so why don't you just write those precautions on a note and let me eat it! "
I finally got over it. I am as happy as a bird flying in a cage. It's good to live without my mother. You don't have to wash your feet and brush your teeth before going to bed, just eat snacks and don't have to do your homework every day. But that night, I had a terrible stomachache and a fever. My father was scared and sent me to the hospital. I was diagnosed with acute enteritis, and later I recovered under the careful care of my mother.
Now my mother's nagging is still constant, but I don't think it is so harsh. Actually, my mother's nagging is not a bad thing. It is because of my mother's nagging that I can grow up happily. I realized from the bottom of my heart that my mother's nagging is a kind of charge, and her nagging is full of care and love. ...
Mom, I love you and your nagging.
My mother's excellent composition 12 "Get up! With a scream that could cut through the sky, I opened my thick eyelids, half asleep, and vaguely said, "Get up!" " Get up! "I got out of bed slowly and was about to brush my teeth when my mother called," Brush your teeth quickly! "ah! Tired of it. " "What?" My mother's harsh cry pierced my ears again. "No, I mean ... ah! I mean, I'm brushing! " Oh! Scared me to death, if I hadn't reacted quickly, I would have bought back a bunch of nagging. I think I sat at the dinner table after brushing my teeth and washing my face. My mother said, "Eat quickly, and I have to go to school after eating!" " It's twenty past seven! "I made breakfast hastily and went to school with my mother. My mother talked a lot along the way and finally got to school. I was liberated, too. I cheered happily and walked into school happily.
After a happy day, after school, I was in a good mood, but I was frowned by my mother's nagging. "How are you doing today? Have you finished your homework? Did the teacher praise it? " When I got home, my mother said, "Eat quickly. After dinner, I have to do my homework, practice dancing, practice dancing and read books. After reading the book, I will brush my teeth, wash my face and sleep! " "Say that finish, mother looked at the sofa phone mom! I'm finished. "I said." Ok, I'll do the dishes. You should do your homework at once ... "After some nagging, she went to do the dishes.
By the time I finished everything, my mother was already lying in bed, and she didn't even have the strength to talk. She just shouted, "I'll sleep when I'm done!" " "I just lay in bed when my mother started nagging again:" Why are you so slow, as slow as a snail … "She fell asleep, too. I'm glad she can sleep as soon as possible, because then I can sleep in peace.
I have a beautiful mother with long hair, big eyes and a high nose. Oh, and that nagging mouth usually "scratches" me badly.
I used to brush my teeth only once in the morning and evening, and I brushed my front teeth hastily every time. Mom knew, and her chatterbox opened again:
"You are 1 1 years old, and you are still so sloppy. This tooth, you should always brush it carefully ... and your desk full of books will not be put back into the bookcase after reading it ... A girl should love clean, neat, smooth hair and folded collar so that others will not laugh ... "
Yes! From the earth to the universe, I want to light a white flag!
"Wow-it's finally the weekend!" As soon as I got home, I shouted and pressed the button of the TV. My mother came out of the kitchen, stared at me and asked, "Have you finished your homework?"
"Today is Friday. I will go to cram school to do my homework tomorrow. Skip it today! " I muttered something.
"What? I intend to do my homework tomorrow. Will you go to play this afternoon? Finish your homework today and do more review materials tomorrow ... "
"all right! Tomorrow is the weekend, let me play today! " I retorted rudely.
"You are a primary school graduate, and you have to learn every minute. Look at our neighbor's girl. As soon as she came home from school, she circled around the computer. She got 76 points in the math exam ... and your cousin ... "
Oh, my god. The tweeter started broadcasting again, and I pouted and walked into the study.
Sitting at my desk, I was lost in thought: since childhood, my mother was strict with my life and study, and she often nagged me, but this not only made me love cleanliness, but also made me develop the good habit of studying hard and thinking hard. And I, sometimes, have great dissatisfaction with my mother's nagging. I really shouldn't. ...
My mother loves to nag, which is a precious nutrient for my healthy growth, and how much maternal love it contains!
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