Cold joke brain teaser.

A cold joke, that is, a failed joke, refers to the joke itself because of boring, homophonic words, translation, or omission of theme, different logic, judgment or special content, or because of the tone or expression of the performer. The following is what I have compiled about cold jokes and brain teasers. Welcome to refer to them!

Brain teaser 1. Okay, start? Type the answer: ginger.

2. Son of Mulan, name a kind of food? Answer: peanuts

3. What line can be seen, but can't grasp the answer: light.

4. How can an old lady drink porridge without teeth? Answer: No teeth.

Three eggs should be put on two plates, and one must be put on one plate. Answer: Put two eggs in a plate.

6. Grandpa I have never met. What is he? Grandpa replied: God.

7. What is the biggest regret of the giant panda in his life? Answer: There are no color photos.

8. Who is a half-hearted person? Answer: A person with multiple hearts has three hearts because of that one.

9. A caterpillar (with eight feet) walked on a pile of cow dung and found only six footprints on the ground. Why? Answer: Monkey Group Gymnastics

10. A caterpillar (eight feet) walked on a pile of cow dung and found only six footprints on the ground. Why? Answer: Cow dung stinks, and your feet hold your nose.

1 1. A person, a boat, a dog, a rabbit and a cabbage, carrying three things to the other side of the river, which two should be delivered first? Answer: Send dogs and cabbage first.

12. What did Napoleon do after he set foot on the New World? Answer: Take the second step.

13. A passenger plane flying at high altitude is sailing. Xiao Wang suddenly opened the door and rushed out. Why didn't he fall to death? Answer: He rushed out of the toilet of the plane.

14. What can change the world Answer: Wind.

15. When can people live? A: Of course, when they die.

16. A person holds a bowl in his left hand and a bowl in his right hand, and falls at the same time. One is broken and the other is not. Why? Answer: Because one is made of iron and the other is made of porcelain.

17. Should spaceships travel in secret? Answer: secrets can't be revealed.

18. Xiao fen said to Xiao Fang. The day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, which is the day after tomorrow, is my birthday. Please come to my birthday party. ? When should Xiao Fang keep the appointment? Answer: Tomorrow.

19. The number without the first number is 13, and the number without the last number is 40. What's the answer? 43.

20. A man closed the window. Why did the window open when he came back? Answer: Because his girlfriend opened the window for him.

Classic joke sharing 1, now girls understand medical knowledge more and more! Yesterday, I accosted a girl in the street. After a few words, she came to the conclusion and said, Are you sick? .

In order to raise his head in front of his wife, Lao Zhao, who has been suffering from kidney deficiency all the year round, resolutely came to the hospital to treat cervical spondylosis.

3. Do you have any friends who know about sports cars? Please recommend a sports car of 4 million to 8 million, which requires good performance, fast start, high horsepower, high comfort, fashion and beauty. I will use it as a paper wall for my mobile phone.

Eating ice cream won't make you fat, because it is cold and has no calories.

Xiaoming was born dumb. He sought medical advice everywhere and was finally cured at the age of 18. He was too happy to speak later. . .

6. I wonder if the three brothers bowed to the statue of Master Guan when they took the oath in Taoyuan three years ago.

7. I really don't understand why so many parents love to let their children learn piano, but why don't they learn painting? In this way, even if the painting is not good, the neighbors will not know. . .

8、? You go and call Xiao Li. ? Ask someone for help, can you use the word please politely? ? Why don't you invite Xiao Li? ! ?

9. I am very tired after coming home from work, and I have to face heavy housework at home. Even an educated man like me can't help it. I grabbed my wife and daughter's clothes scattered on the ground. Get out! Get out! Get out! ? Threw it into the drum washing machine.

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