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The shorter the famous sayings, the more classic the better.
2. The speaker is innocent and the speaker is warned. (The Book of Songs? Grand preface ")
3. It is a stone from other mountains, which can attack jade. (The Book of Songs? Xiaoya? Heming ")
Give me a peach and a plum. (The Book of Songs? Daya? Suppress ")
Decadence has no beginning, but freshness has only an end. (The Book of Songs? Daya? Swing ")
6. Take a long breath to hide your tears and mourn the hardships of people's lives. (Qu Yuan (Li Sao))
7. The road is long, and I will search up and down. (Qu Yuan (Li Sao))
8. If you can't change your mind and do as the Romans do, the group will eventually fall into poverty. (Qu Yuan's "Involved in the River")
9. Shorter feet and longer inches. ("Chu Ci? Buju ")
10. I have a kind heart, and I have no regrets even though I died nine times. (Chu Ci (Li Sao))
1 1. (Song Yu (asking the King of Chu))
12. The loss is full and the income is not big. ("Shangshu")
13. If you want to add a crime, you can always find it. ("Zuo zhuan? Ten years of work)
14. It is human nature to make mistakes. It's hard to change after that. (Zuo zhuan)
15. Auxiliary vehicles live together, and their lips are dead and their teeth are cold. ("Zuo zhuan? Xi five-year tribute)
16. Wu Fuli was arrested in Yuan, and the woman was temporarily exempted by various countries. ("Zuo zhuan? Thirty-two to thirty-three years for the public)
17. Never forget the past and learn from the future. ("Warring States Policy? Zhao Ce))
18. It's never too late. ("Warring States Policy? Chuce”)
19. Know yourself and know yourself. (Sun Tzu's Art of War? Attack ")
20. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. ("Lao tze? Chapter 64))
2 1. Misfortune depends on happiness, and happiness depends on misfortune. ("Lao tze? Chapter 58))
22. Skynet is long, but it is not leaking. ("Lao tze? Chapter seventy-three))
23. He who knows others is wise, and he who knows himself is wise. ("Lao Zi")
24. Birds of a feather flock together (Book of Changes)
25. If a worker wants to do a good job, he must sharpen his tools first. ("The Analects? Wei Linggong ")
26. The past cannot be remonstrated, and those who come can still be chased. ("The Analects? Micron))
27. Don't do to others what you don't want them to do to you. ("The Analects? Yan Yuan ")
28. The three armed forces can win the handsome position, but the ordinary man cannot win the ambition. ("The Analects? Zi Han ")
29. Learning without thinking is useless, and thinking without learning is dangerous. ("The Analects? For politics ")
30. Never tire of learning and never tire of teaching. ("The Analects? Two statements ")
3 1. A man is an upright man is open and poised, and a villain is always in the same boat. ("The Analects? Speak of ")
32. People who have no long-term worries must have near worries. ("The Analects? Wei Linggong))
33. Keep your word and do what you want. ("The Analects? Lutz))
34. Make friends and keep your word. ("The Analects? Learning))
35. if there is, change it; If there is nothing, then encourage it. (The Analects of Confucius)
36. This is tolerable and intolerable. ("The Analects? Bashu))
37. Sensitive and eager to learn, not ashamed to ask questions. ("The Analects? Industrial field))
38. My life is limited, and so is my knowledge. ("Zhuangzi? Health advocates))
39. Plant trees for ten years and educate people for a hundred years. ("pipe? Quanxiu ")
4o。 Oranges are born in Huainan and oranges are born in the north. ("Yan Zi Chun Qiu")
4 1. If you are rich, you can help the world; If you are poor, you can be immune to it. ("Mencius? Dedicated))
42. I am old and people are old; Young people, young people, young people. ("Mencius? Hui Liang Wang Xia))
43. The weather is not as good as the geographical position, and the geographical position is not as good as people. ("Mencius? Gong Sunchou))
44. The people are the most important, the country is the second, and the monarch is the light. ("Mencius? Dedicated))
45. Those who gain the Tao help more, while those who lose the Tao help less. ("Mencius? Gong Sunchou))
46. Born lucky, died happy. ("Mencius? Tell me next ")
47. Wealth can't be lewd, poverty can't be moved, and power can't be bent. ("Mencius? Teng Wengong ")
48. Believe that all books are better than no books. ("Mencius? Dedicated ")
49. Life is what I want; Righteousness is also what I want; You can't have both, and you have to sacrifice your life for righteousness. ("Mencius? The fish I want ")
50. Perseverance, rotten wood can't be carved; Perseverance, the stone can be carved. ("Xunzi? Persuade))
5l。 Stand upright without help in the bitter fleabane bitter fleabane; White sand is lifting, and it is black. ("Xunzi? Persuade ")
52. A levee of a thousand miles is broken by an ant nest. ("All done?" Yu Lao ")
53. Running water does not rot, and family members can't bite. ("Lu Chunqiu? All))
54. It is ignorant to study alone without friends. (The Book of Rites? Miscellaneous notes))
55. When you relax, you should be civil and military. (The Book of Rites? Miscellaneous notes ")
56. Jade is uncut and abrasive; People don't learn or know. (The Book of Rites? Learning ")
57. Everything is established in advance, and if it is not planned, it will be abolished. (The Book of Rites? Mean)
58. It's better to settle for the second best and be lenient. ("Han Shu? Dong Zhongshu biography)
59. A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise. ("Huainanzi"? Human training ")
60. Missing is thousands of miles away. ("Historical Records? Taishi Gongxu ")
6 1. Peaches and plums say nothing, but they go their own way. ("Historical Records? Biography of General Li)
62. No matter how smart a person is, with long-term consideration, there will be losses; A fool may give advice to a wise man. ("Historical Records Biography of Huaiyin Hou")
63. Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for illness, but advice when most unpleasant is good for action. (historical record)
64. Xiang Zhuang's sword dance is intended to repeat itself. ("Historical Records? Biography of Xiang Yu)
65. Big banks don't care about details, and they don't hesitate to make small concessions. ("Historical Records? Biography of Xiang Yu)
66. I am a fish with a knife. ("Historical Records? Biography of Xiang Yu)
67. If you don't sing, it will be a blockbuster. ("Historical Records? Interesting biography ")
68. Wang Wen was arrested and played Zhouyi; Zhong You wrote Spring and Autumn Annals; Qu Yuan's exile is Fu (Li Sao); Zuo Qiu is blind and has "Mandarin"; The foot of Sun Tzu's Art of War has been revised; Not afraid to move to Shu.
, the biography of "Lu Lan"; Han Qin, Nan and Lonely Anger; There are 300 poems, which are generally attributed to the angry actions of sages. (Sima Qian's Bao Ren An Shu)
69. A rope saws wood, but water drops stones. (Ban Gu's Hanshu)
70. When the water is clear, there is no fish, and when people get home, there are no disciples. (Ban Gu, Han Shu? Biography of Dong Fangshuo)
7 1. If you don't work hard, you will be sad! (Han Yuefu's "Long Songs")
72. He who travels a hundred miles is half of ninety miles. (Han (Chapter 4 of Yi Shi Ya Yi))
73. Get lost in the east corner and reap the mulberries. (Ye Fan (by? Feng Yi biography))
74. If you are sincere, the stone will open. (Ye Fan (by? King Jingchuan of Guangling Temple)
75. Fame is really hard to compare. (Southern Song Dynasty? Ye Fan (by? Biography of Huang Qiong)
76.nothing ventured, nothing gained. (Who is Ye Fan? Ban Chao biography))
77. A high wind knows the power of grass, and cold makes it dry. ("Were Ye Fan")
78. An old man has a thousand miles of heart: a martyr is strong when he is old. (Cao Cao's "Although the Turtle is Longevity")
79. Do your best until you die. (Zhuge Liang's "Model")
80. If you are not indifferent, you will not have a clear vision. If you are not quiet, you will not be far away. (Zhuge Liang's Book of Commandments)
8 1. Don't act on small evils, and don't act on small goodness. (Western Jin Dynasty? Chen shou's reflection)
82. Say goodbye for three days, that is, look at each other. (Chen Shou (reflection? Wu Shu))
Be good at reading, not seeking to know more. Whenever I know something, I will happily forget to eat. (Eastern Jin? Tao Yuanming's Biography of Mr. Wuliu)
84. Appreciation of strange pens. (Tao Yuanming, Migration)
85. The weather is getting better and better, and the birds are back. (Tao Yuanming's drinking)
86. Trees flourish and spring blossoms. (gold? Tao Yuanming's "Gui Xi Ci")
87. If you don't come back in the prime of life, it will be difficult to get up in the morning. (Tao Yuanming's miscellaneous poems)
88. Timely encouragement, time waits for no one. (Tao Yuanming's miscellaneous poems)
89. I would rather die than surrender. (Book of Northern Qi Dynasty)
90. If you don't know, you must do it yourself. (Mei Cheng's "Writing to the King of Wu")
9 1. It is black near Zhu Zhechi and Mexican. (gold? Fu Xuan's "Prince Fu Zhen")
92. It's now or never. ("The New Five Dynasties History? Book of Jin)
93. Mountaineering is very emotional, and watching the sea is also very emotional. (South Liang Chao? Liu Xie's Wen Xin Diao Long)
94. Cicada makes the forest quiet, but Tonamiyama is more hidden. (South Liang Chao? Wang Ji's "If you are in Xi")
95. However, as long as China maintains our friendship, heaven will remain our neighbor. (Tang? (Farewell Du to Shu)
96. Sunset and lonely Qi Fei, autumn waters and sky are the same. (Tang? Wang Bo's Preface to the Knee King Pavilion)
97. The moon is already at sea and over the horizon. (Tang? Zhang Jiuling (looking at the moon and thinking far away)
98. There is metabolism in the world, ancient and modern, going back and forth. (Tang? Meng Haoran's "On Climbing the Wild Mountain with Friends")
99. We looked at the green trees around your village and the pale blue of the distant mountains. (Tang? Meng Haoran's Passing through the Old Village)
100. The desert is lonely and straight, and the long river sets the yen. (Don. Wang Wei's "To the Frontier")
10 1. As a stranger alone in a foreign land, I miss my family more during the holidays. (Tang? Wang Wei (thinking of my brother in Shandong on vacation in the mountains))
102. I advise you to drink one more glass of wine and go out of Yangguan for no reason. (Tang? Wang Wei's "Send Yuan Er Shi Anxi")
103. The mountains cover the day and the Yellow River flows people. Make further progress (Tang? Wang Zhihuan's "In the Heron Lodge")
104. Mochow has no confidant in the road ahead, and no one in the world knows you. (Don? Normal university (don't move big))
105. Like the strong wind in spring, it blows at night and blows away the petals of ten thousand pear trees. (Tang? "Snow White Farewell to Tian Shuji's Song of Wu Going Home")
L06 .. Don't use pen and paper immediately when you meet, and leave a message to report your safety. (Tang? Cen Can's "Ambassadors in Beijing")
L07 .. Now, close to my village and meeting people, I dare not ask a question. (Tang? Li Pin's Crossing the Han River)
108. The apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait can't stop crying. The canoe has passed Chung Shan Man. (Tang? Li Bai's "Early Making Baidicheng")
L09 .. Looking up, I found it was moonlight, sinking again, and I suddenly remembered home. (Tang Libai's Silent Night Thinking)
1 10. Clear water produces hibiscus, which is naturally carved. (Tang? Li Bai's On Poetry)
1ll ... Since God has given talents, let them be used! , spin one thousand silver, all come back! . (Tang? Li Bai's "Into the Wine")
1 12. Oh, how can I bow and scrape to those high-ranking officials whose sincere faces will never be seen (Tang Libai's Dream of Climbing Mount Tianmu)
1 13. Sailing alone in the blue sky, only the Yangtze River flows in the sky. (Don't be Meng Haoran on the way to Yangzhou by Tang Libai)
1 14. One day, I will sail straight and cross the deep sea. (Tang Libai, it's hard to go))
1 15. The wine in Zhumen stinks and the road freezes the bones. (Tang Du Fu's "Singing 500 Words from Beijing to Fengxian")
1 16. Wine debts are common, and my life is 70 years old. (Tang? Du Fu's Qujiang)
1 17. Leaves fall like the spray of a waterfall, while I watch the long river roll forward. (Tang? Du Fu's "Ascending the Mountain")
1 18. Reading is like writing. (Tang Du Fu (22 rhymes for Wei Zuocheng))
1 19. Out of human nature, words are not surprisingly endless. (Tang? Du Fu's "On the Value of Water as the Sea on the River")
120. He knows that the dew will be frost tonight, and the moonlight at home is so bright! . (Tang? Du Fu's Moonlight Remembers My Brother)
12 1. But before he conquered, he died, and since then, heroes have been crying on their coats. (Tang? Du Fu's "Shu Xiang")
122. The pen fell and the wind and rain shook, and the poem made the gods cry. (Tang? Du Fu (12 poems for Li and 20 poems for Bai).
123. The article is eternal, and the gains and losses are well known. (Tang? Du Fu's "Occasionally Asked")
124. It is the beautiful scenery in the south of the Yangtze River, and it is the season when flowers fall. (Tang? Du Fu (see Li Guinian in the south of the Yangtze River))
125. There are thousands of buildings in Ande, which is a huge shelter for all the poor people in the world. Oh! while
Seeing this house suddenly appear in front of me, it is enough for me to freeze to death alone. (Tang? Du Fu's Feng Qiu Broken Cottage)
126. Two sentences in three years, one song and two tears. (Tang? Jia Dao's "After Poetry")
127. But an inch of long grass is a little sentimental, and it is rewarded with three spring rays. (Tang? Meng Jiao's Wandering Sons)
128. Mayflies shake trees, which is ridiculous. (Tang? Han Yu's "Zhang Ji")
129. No congestion, no traffic, not much. (Tang? Han Yu's The Original Way)
130. The industry is diligent and lazy, and the success is ruined by thinking. (Tang? Han Yu's Understanding of Learning)
13 1. Du Li's article is in full swing. (Tang? Han Yu's "Zhang Ji")
132. I have a fascination that I can't recruit. When the rooster calls the world white. (Tang? Li He's "Going to the Restaurant")
133. Declining orchid sends guests off to Xianyang Road, if the sky is affectionate, it will be old. (Tang? Li He's "Golden Tongxian Ci Han Song")
134. I don't see the three seas every year, and the article cries in the autumn wind. (Tang? Li He's South Garden)
135. By the sinking ship, Qian Fan passed by, in front of the sick tree, Wan Muchun. (Tang? Liu Yuci's "The First Meeting in Yangzhou to Enjoy Lotte"
136. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west. The road is sunny but sunny. (Tang? Liu Yuxi's Zhi Zhu Ci)
137. The mountain is not high, but there are immortals. The water is not deep, and the dragon is the spirit. (Liu Tang Yuxi's "Humble Room Inscription")
138. Before you dig gold, you need to do a lot of hard work to blow out the wild sand. (Tang? Liu Yuxi's "Langtaosha")
139. Please don't play the previous songs and listen to the new Yang Liuzhi. (Tang? Liu Yuxi's Nine Poems by Yang Liuzhi)
140. Articles are written in time, and songs and poems are written for things. (Tang? Bai Juyi's "Nine Books with the Same Yuan")
14 1. Wildfire never completely devoured them, and they grew taller again in the spring breeze. (Tang? Bai Juyi's Farewell to Ancient Grass)
142. We are both unhappy-why did you meet each other until the end of time? (Tang? Bai Juyi's Pipa Trip)
143. The jade test takes three days and the material identification takes seven years. (Tang? Bai Juyi's "Say")
144. Flowers are more and more attractive, and shallow grass can be without horseshoes. (Tang? Bai Juyi's Spring Tour in Qiantang)
145. Don't laugh when you are drunk on the battlefield. How many people fought in ancient times! (Tang? William Wang Liangzhou Ci ")
146. Thousands of miles of warblers sing green and reflect red, and Shuizhaishan fruit wine flags the wind. (Tang? Du Mu's poem "Jiangnan Village")
147. The smoke cage is full of sand in the cold month and near Qinhuai restaurant at night. (Tang? Du Mu's Bo Qinhuai)
148. In spring, silkworms weave until they die, candles turn to ashes, and tears begin to flow. (Tang? Li Shangyin's Untitled)
149. Although my body doesn't have bright wings like a phoenix, I can feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn. (Tang? Li Shangyin (Untitled)
150. I met her a long time ago, but since we separated, the time has become longer, and the east wind has started and a hundred flowers are blooming. (Tang? Li Shangyin's Untitled)
15 1. to see the sun, for all his glory, buried by the coming night. (Tang? Li Shangyin's Leyuan Scenic Area)
152. providence is beautiful, and love is important in the world. (Tang? Li Shangyin (belated love))
153. The wind is warm, the sound of birds is broken, and when the sun is high, the shadow of flowers climbs up. (Tang? Du Xunhe's "Erotic Complaints")
154. once the sea was difficult for water, it was amber forever. (Tang? Yuan Zhen's Li Si)
155. At Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City, the midnight bell rang to the passenger ship. (Tang? Zhang Ji "a night-mooring near maple bridge")
156. Sing a word and twist a few stalks. (Tang? Lu Yanrang (Kuyin)
157. Year after year, she sewed gold thread for other girls in the bride's dress. (Tang? Qin Taoyu "Poor Girl")
158. The sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the sky is high for birds to fly. (A sentence from a monk's poem)
159. At the beginning of the cloud, the sun sets and the rain comes. (Tang? Xu Soul Xianyang East Building >)
160. Bamboo in the southern mountainous area is endless; Resolving the waves in the East China Sea is difficult to shed evil. (Tang Zujunyan's "Li Milo State Language")
16 1. Yunshan is green, with vast rivers and seas, gentleman's wind and long mountains and high waters. (Song? Fan Zhongyan's "Mr. Yan Ancestral Temple")
162. Worry about the world first, and enjoy it later. (Song? Fan Zhongyan's Yueyang Tower)
163. The meaning of drunkenness is not wine, but also between mountains and rivers. (Song? Ouyang Xiu's Drunk Pavilion)
164. Outside Xuemen, the mountains are green and the rivers are blooming in February. (Song? Ouyang Xiu's Song of Xie Facao in West Lake in Spring)
165. Worry and fatigue can rejuvenate the country, while leisure will lead to death. (Song? Ouyang Xiu (Introduction to Biography of Lingguan)
L66, my belt is getting wider, and I am haggard because of Iraq, and I don't regret it. (Song? Liu Yong (Feng)
167. Listening is bright and favoritism is dark. (Song? Sima Guang's History as a Mirror)
168. From frugality to luxury, from luxury to frugality. (Song? Sima Guang's "Training with Diligence and Health")
169. Spring breeze and green Jiang Nanan, when will the bright moon shine on me? (Song? Wang Anshi (berthing in Guazhou)
17o .. I am not afraid of floating clouds, but I am at the highest level. (Song? Wang Anshi's Deng Fei Laifeng)
17 1. If you want to compare the West Lake to learning Chinese characters, it is always appropriate to wear light makeup and heavy makeup. (Song? Su Shi's Rain after Drinking Chuqing Lake)
172. The mountain is high and the moon is small, and the truth comes out. (Song? Su Shi's "Hou Chibi Fu")
173. I hope people live long. (Song? Su Shi's Water Tune)
174. People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is full of rain and shine. Song? Su Shi's Water Tune)
175? Looking at Lushan Mountain from the front and side of peaks and valleys, from far, near, high and low places, Lushan Mountain presents various faces. I can't recognize the true face of Lushan Mountain because I am there. (Song? Su Shi's "Title Xilin Wall")
176. Peach blossoms outside the bamboo are three or two, and the duck prophet of Chunjiang plumbing. (Song? Su Shi's "Hui Chong's Night Scene of the Spring River")
177. Laughing and cursing are all articles. (Song? Huang Tingjian (Mr. Dongpo is really awesome)
178. Life is a hero, and death is a hero. (Song? Li Qingzhao's "Summer quatrains")
179. There is no way to recover from the mountains and heavy waters, and there is another village. (Song? Lu You (Tour Shanxi Village))
180. Lying in the middle of the night listening to the wind and rain, dreaming of Tiema Glacier. (Song? Lu you 1 1 it's stormy on April 4)
18 1. What you got from the paper is too shallow to know anything about it. (Song? Lu You's Reading on a Winter Night)
182. Julian Waghann Beiding Zhongyuan Japan, the sacrifice of family members will never be forgotten. (Song Luyou's "Xiuer")
183. The article is natural and rare. (Song? Lu You (article))
184. A teacher reveals his real name, and after a thousand years, everyone is equal. (Song? Lu You's book Anger)
185. Xiao He just showed his sharp corner, and the dragonfly had already stood on his head. (Song? Yang Wanli (Xiaochi)
186. The lotus leaves on the second day are infinitely blue, and the lotus flowers in the sun are of different colors. (Song? Yang Wanli "Chu Xiao Jingci Temple sends Lin Zifang")
187. Castle Peak cannot be covered. After all, it flows east (Song? Xin Qiji's Bodhisattva Man)
188. There are many ups and downs throughout the ages, endless and endless. (Song? Xin Qiji's Nanxiangzi)
189. Look at the red medicine by the bridge and you will know who you are born for every year! (Song? Jiang Kui's "Yangzhou Slow")
190. Who hasn't died since ancient times? (Song? Wen Tianxiang's "Zero Ding Yang")
19 1. The garden can't be closed in spring, and there is an almond in the wall. (Song? Ye Shaoweng's "Garden without Value")
192. Deal with a man as he deals with you. (Song? Zhu, the golden mean? Chapter 13 Note ")
193. When you are free, you will know that the east wind is always spring. (Song? Zhu's "Spring Day")
194. ask where the canal is so clear, because there is running water at the source. (Song? Zhu's reading thought)
195. Populus deltoides is light in Han Xiao, and the branches of red apricots are full of spring. (Song? Song Qi "Lou Yuchun")
196. It is easy to turn to flowers in spring. (Song? Yu Wenbao's "Clear Night Record")
197. The snow in Mei Xu Xun is three points white, but the snow has lost a piece of Mei Xiang. (Song? Xue Mei by Mei Yaochen)
198. Don't be idle, it's white and sad. (Song? Yue Fei's "Man Jiang Hong")
199. Thirty fame, dust and soil, eight thousand miles, clouds and the moon. (Song Yuefei's "Man Jiang Hong")
200. Warm winds make tourists drunk and make Hangzhou a continent. (Song? Lin Hong's West Lake)
20 1.Diya, you are good or bad! God, you are both smart and stupid! (yuan? Guan Hanqing's Dou Eyuan)
202. Deliberately plant flowers and plants until the willows have become shady. (yuan? Guan Hanqing's "Bao Zhi Dai Zhi Jian Lu Zhai Lang")
203. As long as the kung fu is deep, the iron pestle is ground into a needle. (yuan? Yu Shao's diary story)
204. Men don't cry lightly just because they haven't reached the sad place yet. (yuan? Li Kaixian's Sword)
205. Out of the water, ten thousand kinds of worries, no words to complain about the east wind. (yuan? Wang Shifu's The West Chamber)
206. Lu Yao knows horsepower and sees people's hearts for a long time. (yuan? Anonymous "Fighting for Gratitude")
207. It's not like it's freezing in the cold, so where does the plum blossom smell come from? (yuan? Gao Ming's Pipa Story)
208. Good things are always frugal, while bitter gourd is always sweet. (yuan? Bai Pu's Happy Spring)
209. Don't boast about the good color, just keep a mouthful of dried Kun. (yuan? Wang Mian's "Mo Mei")
2 10. Commitment is commitment. (yuan? Li Shouqing (Wu Yuan blows Xiao)
2 1 1. (yuan? Ma Zhiyuan (20% off in autumn in Han Palace))
2 12. The weather is fine today, which is a pleasure for anyone. (Ming? Tang Xianzu's Peony Pavilion)
2 13. Apart from the golden jade, it is ruined. (Ming? Liu Ji's "Orange Man's Words")
2 14. The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow; Bamboo shoots in the mountains have a thick mouth and an empty stomach. (Ming? Jie Jin couplet)
2 15. Wind, rain, reading, the sound in the ear; Family affairs, state affairs, what's going on in the world, everything is concerned. (Ming? Gu Xiancheng? Couplets in front of Donglin Academy)
2 16. We will seek but not be brave, and the soldiers will be skilled but not many. (Ming? Feng Menglong (ancient and modern novels)
2 17. People are cheerful when they are happy, and it is especially bright from January to Mid-Autumn Festival. (Ming? Feng Menglong (ancient and modern novels)
2 18. Friends should make up, don't get married, and go back. (Ming? Feng Menglong's ancient and modern novels)
2 19. You can't find a place to get it. (Ming? Feng Menglong "Warning the World")
220. Sometimes there must be something in life, and there is no need to force it in life. (Ming? Lan Ling laughed and gave birth to Jin Ping Mei)
22 1. Everyone sweeps the snow in front of his house, leaving the tiles of others frosted. ("Shilin Guangji")
222. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before, and a new generation changes the old ones. (Augmented Sages)
223. Emotions change with the environment, and words are born of emotions. (Ming? Yuan Hongdao's Poems by Xu Xiaoxiu)
224. Don't be afraid of death, but leave your innocence in the world. (Ming? Yu Qian's Ode to a Lime)
225. They travel through Goma 360 days a year. (Ming? Qi Jiguang (soon))
226. Try to watch crabs coldly and see how long you run. (Ming folk songs (the capital is Yan Song Yu))
227. The Yangtze River flows eastward, and the waves wash away heroes. Success or failure has turned empty, the green hills are still there, and the sunset is a few degrees red. (Luo Guanzhong, Romance of the Three Kingdoms? Prefix ")
228. Broken houses are more affected by rainy nights, and leaky boats are blown by the wind. (Shi Naian's Water Margin)
229. It is difficult to draw a dragon and a tiger. (Shi Naian's Water Margin)
230. It is predestined that we meet thousands of miles, but we have never met. (Shi Naian's Water Margin)
23 1. The mountain height has its own passenger road, and the water depth has its own ferryman. (Wu Cheng'en (Journey to the West))
232. A piece of duckweed belongs to the sea and lives somewhere tomorrow. (Wu Cheng'en (Journey to the West))
233. The way is one foot high, and the magic is ten feet high. (Wu Cheng'en (Journey to the West))
234. The wise don't have to be benevolent, and the benevolent will have a wise man. (Pu Songling's Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio)
235. After many hardships, it is still strong, and there are winds in the east, west, north and south. (Qing? Bamboo stone in Zheng Banqiao)
236. It's good to scratch your boots, and it's good to scold your mother for three points. (Zheng Qing Banqiao couplet)
237. The world is clear, everything is learned, and people's understanding is an article. (Cao Xueqin's Dream of Red Mansions)
238. False is true, true is false, and inaction is everywhere. (Cao Xueqin (A Dream of Red Mansions))
239. Every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world. (Qing Gu Yanwu's "Rizhilu")
240. Painting is first of all verve, and poetry is temperament. (Qing? Yuan Mei (Pinhua))
24 1. Falling red is not heartless, but turning into spring mud will protect flowers. (Qing Gong Zi Zhen (Jihai chores))
242. I suggest that God stand up again and lay down his talents in an eclectic way. (Qing Gong Zizhen's "Ji Hai Miscellaneous Poems")
243. I smile at the sky with a horizontal knife, and I will stay in Kunlun Mountain. (The Wall of Prison by Qing Tan Stone)
244. Passion is diligent and precious, even if spilled, it can become Bi Tao. (Qing? Qiu Jin (wine))
245. ping shi ten thousand heads of blood, also want to go back to dry kunli. (Qing? Qiu Jin (Japanese sentence of Huang Haizhou, see the map of the Russo-Japanese war))
246. Jiangshan has produced talented people, each leading the way for hundreds of years. (Qing? Zhao Yi (on Poetry))
247. One small step makes an everlasting regret, and then one hundred years later. (Wei Qing Zi 'an (Flower Moon Mark))
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