Wechat patted and added a funny sentence.

Pat on WeChat, followed by a funny sentence:

1, pat the toilet lid and drool.

I patted my head, but I didn't touch my hair.

3, patted my deer and said: Did you hit it?

4, patting the belly and asking: Whose child is it?

5. Pat my wooden fish: dadada.

6. I patted my Pikachu and was seriously injured by electric shock.

7. Pat my cassock and ask: Where is the way?

8. You shoot me too often.

9. Patted my security hat and said, Work hard.

10, patted me on the shoulder and suffered a shoulder fall.

1 1, pat my ass and say, change your posture.

12, pat my old red line, it's broken.

13, patted my wand and turned into a diga.

14, pat the dust on my princess skirt.

15, patted me on the head and said, get up and eat melons.

16, pat your conscience and find it is not.

17, patted my mansion and accidentally collapsed.

18, patting my head and saying: Can you stop sleeping?

19, patting my feet and saying: Princess Jin 'an of Wan Fu.

20, patted my milk tea and said: This cup is on me.