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The dream of dreams 1/2
The color is empty 1/2
johnny english/Bean Commissioner
Mr. Bean's catastrophe
Mr. Bean's holiday
Forrest Gump
Repetition. 3
Here comes the devil
Corpse Bride
Please praise me
Beautiful life
A gentleman
A wagging dog
A white lie
A double-decker apartment
A note on borrowing money
. Smoke pipe I, Fight Club II, The Usual Suspects III, Don't turn around IV, Green Toes V, Reservoir Dogs VI, Pulp Fiction VII, Two Heavy Smoke Pipers VIII. 29-7-18 9:15
Report French comedy
Respondent: Wu Sula-Trainee Magician Level 2 29-7-18 9:16
Report 1. Pulp Fiction
2. Two smoking pipes
3. Fight Club
4. Trainspotting. Suspect
9. Don't turn around
1. Murder green toe
11. Barton Fink
12. Impeccable
13. Bloody battle to the end
14. Big movie 2.: The folly of two idiots
15. Rhapsody in a joint
2. Breaking things
21. Exodus
22. DreamWorks of Youth
23. Buying a killer
24. Getting out of danger
25. Killers don't have holidays. 1. Pulp Fiction
2. Two smoking pipes
3. 8. Ordinary suspects
9. Don't turn around
1. Murder of green toes
11. Barton Fink
12. Impeccable
13. A bloody battle to the end
14. Big movies 2.: The folly of two idiots
15. Rhapsody in a black shop. Men and women
2. Breaking things
21. Exodus
22. DreamWorks of Youth
23. Buying a killer
24. Getting out of danger
25. Killers don't have holidays
Respondent: over9333-Qianzong Level 4 2. . . Who are you going to anesthetize?
Look at the chainsaw scare. You scold me.
Responder: Xian Murong _ Magician-Trainee Magician Level 3 29-7-18 9:17
Since you don't want to watch Jim Carrey and Ben Stiller's comedies, let me introduce something else to you. . I hope you will like it. Give me a hundred comedies. !
1. Magic Cinderella [Super Recommended] (starring Anne Hathaway)
2. mean girls [Super Recommended] (starring Lindsay Lohan)
3. Cinderella's glass mobile phone [Super Recommended]
4. Mermaid [Super Recommended] (with beautiful music)
5. Dance out of my life [ Just released the second part)
6, admission notice
7, Aquarius girl
8, unlucky cupid (starring Lohan in 26)
9, a laundry list of children
1, Snow Princess [super recommendation]
11, and my friend is a star [super recommendation]. Crazy Scarab Car (starring Lohan Lindsay)
15, Heavenly Queen (super recommended)
16, Princess Diary (needless to say) [super recommended] (and the second one! )
17, high school musical [highly recommended] [very hot movie! ] (I and II both like it)
18, legally blonde
19, Spicy Baby [Super Recommended]
2, Love Assassin
21, Beautiful Girl Cheerleading [Super Recommended]
22, December Boy [Super Recommended] (played by Harry Potter)
23. Strong song flying
26, New York time
27, cow beauty
28, devil wearing PRADA
29, born with a pair of
3, college diva
31, like Jordan
32, jeans. )
38, Miss Hao Spicy
39, Ren Woxing, Europe
4, King of Repetition
41, talented woman (Nick, one of the heirs of Hilton Hotel? Hilton's first major film! This is a comedy about the campus life of college girls. The film describes the daily life of a group of privileged boys and girls who are in the rebellious period of youth and eager to move on the campus ... a little bit of sex) [I love hilton sisters]
42, who leads the way [I love hilton sisters]
43, saved
44, Crazy and reasonable
45, budding
46, beautiful and bad baby [highly recommended (very instructive)]
47, full of new joy
48, almost normal
49, president's travels
5, spice girl bodyguard
51, I love owls
. My fair and graceful girl
56, my first daughter
57, the rescued person
58, for which I promise
59, the magic nanny
6. The evil girl across the street looks over
61, and the cross-dressing partner [p > super recommendation]. One tree hill
67, popular godmother
68, charming
69, American sweetheart
7, super perfect score [super recommendation]
8-86, American pie 1-6
87, little prince (. Aesthetic love)
95. Jenny Juneau (Korean, about pregnant girls and innocent boys)
96-1 Screaming and laughing 1-4 (American super satirical Hollywood blockbusters and big funny movies, highly recommended) Top ten feature films:
1) The Shawshank Redemption (Stimulation 1995): an inspirational film that men must watch.
2) Godfather (1, 2): A classic gangster film. With this work, all other similar films bow their heads.
3) American past: the whole life was in it.
4) Paradise Cinema: Every man's childhood memories are so classic.
5) city without owner: how can people make such a great movie!
6) To be alive: perhaps the greatest film in China at present.
7) Forrest Gump: Teach all people to be tolerant of others. Being stupid is a blessing.
Brave heart: a good textbook for national self-esteem. I hope everyone will love China.
9) The Truman Show: A fantastic work to explore the value of human beings and the essence of human nature.
1) the sound of music: the power of music, the joy of music!
11) Schindler's list: shocking history, infectious photography and outstanding actors.
Top Ten Science Fiction Films
1) Star Wars Series: Created a movie myth.
2) Alien hacker (13th floor): It should be said that it is more subtle than the idea of the matrix.
3) Superman: the representative of all comic science fiction movies.
4) Terminator (1, 2): the classic of science fiction movies.
5) 12 Monkey: Such thought-provoking sci-fi movies are rare.
6) Matrix series: It triggered the thinking about the reality and future network development, and formed a hacker culture.
7) Soul-shifting city (dark city): a sci-fi film with a different style and an unexpected ending.
Hyper-temporal contact: a masterpiece that seriously discusses the issue of alien civilization.
9) Close call: A thriller about the genetic problems of people in the future society, with excellent content and theme.
1) 21 Roaming in Space: a classic work, famous for its seriousness and foresight.
Top 1 War Movies:
1) Saving Private Ryan: A super masterpiece that truly reflects war and human nature.
2) Hunting the Red October: the representative work of submarine film with accurate rhythm and characters.
3) Enemy at the Gates: A blockbuster about World War II from a unique perspective, with actors performing well.
4) The Great Escape: It is classified as a war movie only because it is too shocking and cruel.
5) General Barton: The masterpiece of war is displayed in a panoramic way, and the actors perform well.
6) u-571: a new type of naval warfare film with outstanding effect, which is very characteristic.
7) Full Metal Jacket: Kubrick's profound reflection on war makes people fear war after reading it.
starfleet: a sci-fi war movie, the description of soldiers' training and fighting is very inflammatory and controversial.
9) Walter defends Sarajevo: a good movie that seems to be full of emotion at any time!
1) platoon: a classic film reflecting on the Vietnam War.
Top Ten Action Movies
1) The True Color of Heroes (1): Wu Yusen's masterpiece.
2) True Lies: Arnold's most tender and humorous film.
3) Speed of life and death (1): full of movement, refreshing!
4) Die Hard Rowen Series: Hehe, why is he always injured but not dead? ! !
5) The pinnacle of action movies! The actor gave an excellent performance.
6) Oscar Pistorius (1, 2): A new vampire action movie, very different and gorgeous.
7) Mysterious Yellow Rose Series: Hehe, because I was young when I watched it, I thought it was more classic than western movies.
Revenge: It's also an old Romanian film, and the gunfight in this film makes people never tire of watching it.
9) Three Steps to Kill Series: A clean Mexican-style gunfight movie.
1) the first drop of blood (1): it has connotation, strength and story, and it is one of the few good films of Stallone.
Top Ten Horror Movies
1) Deadly Screaming Series: the masterpiece of campus horror movies, the appetite for young people.
2) Break through the dawn: an alternative exaggerated horror film is not scary, but funny and alternative.
3) Dawn of the Living Dead: A masterpiece of the Living Dead series, famous for its disgusting zombies.
4) exorcist: The picture is gloomy and the sound effect is piercing, so it's really silent at night!
5) Heck: Hong Kong-style horror movies represent both horror and emotion.
6) Anatomy (1, 2): The representative of European horror films, with strange and avant-garde content.
7) Bad taste: The early works directed by Lord of the Rings are scary and funny.
Alien series: classic sci-fi horror films, with 1, 2 and 4 all wonderful
9) Curse: the representative of Japanese horror, extremely evil!
1) Jumping corpse: a rare bloody black humor!
Top Ten Comics
1) Two smoking pipes: the fun of finding answers in British humor and a mess
2) I'm crazy about Mary: the representative of American toilet culture, vulgar but fun.
3) R Us Condor series: American nonsense action comedy.
4) A Chinese Odyssey (1, 2): Classic!
5) Happy event in Huatian: the representative of Hong Kong-style old comedies, with many stars.
6) series of screaming and laughing: a new comedy that imitates bad movies and changes other movies for fun.
7) escaping from danger: a classic European comedy, I can never get tired of watching it.
Golden Rooster: A rare excellent Hong Kong film in recent years, which has a deep connotation.
9) Mask: Jim Carrey's masterpiece.
1) king of comedy: Stephen Chow's most meaningful film.
Top Ten Martial Arts Films
1) Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: the pioneering work of "beauty" martial arts films!
2) Xinlongmen Inn: The current production mode of martial arts films is based on it.
3) Huang Feihong series: It has won the popularity of Jet Li! ! !
4) drunken boxing:
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