A funny joke?

One day, brother ant was scraped into a girl's skirt. When night fell, the ant brothers decided to spend the night here. Brother ant said, "I'm still young. I want to sleep in a cave." Brother Ant said, "Then I will sleep in the forest outside the cave." The next morning, Brother Ant said, "Last night was really unlucky. A big snake chased me and spat at me. " Brother Ant jumped up directly. "I'm really unlucky. Two big stones hit me last night. "

A man saw a store having a big sale and went in. "What do you want?" "I want to buy dog food." We have a rule that you must prove that you have a dog. 00 "Where is such a regulation?" "This is the case with goods on sale." The man and the shop assistant had been grinding for a long time, but the shop assistant still refused to sell them to him. No way, the man had to go home and bring the dog before buying dog food. A few days later, the man went to this store to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a cat." It was the same shop assistant, and the man dawdled with her for a long time. As a result, he still has to go home and take the cat to buy cat food. A few days later, the man came to the shop with a big cardboard box with a hole and found the salesman. "What do you want?" "Just put your hand in and you'll know." The salesman put his hand in: "What is it? Very sticky. " "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper." One day, I was watching VCD when my mother came in with a book. Mom: "What does this mean?" I don't know. Mean? I said,' I don't know.' Mom:' I sent you to college for several years. Why don't you know anything? ! I said,' No! Just "I don't know!" Mom:' Still mouth shut! Then my mother slapped me. People often say,' Learning is a painful process. But I don't understand why I always get hurt. My mother's enthusiasm for learning English is growing, and my pain is getting deeper and deeper. She asked me again today. Son! Mom: "I'm announcing, don't drag me." "What does this mean? I said,' I'm bored, leave me alone. Mom:' I need to be beaten! Talk to your mother like this. So I got slapped again. My mother studied English-then my mother asked,' I didn't hear anything, harvest.' What does this mean? I said,' I didn't hear you clearly. Say it again.' Mother said again, "I didn't hear anything, harvest." I said,' I didn't hear you clearly. Say it again.' I said,' Oh, it hurts!' Mother learns English-three days later, mother asks again, "What did you say?" What does this mean? I said,' What did you say?' Mom threatened to hit me,' Forget it! Ask another question. Mom: "Look it up in the dictionary." What does this mean? I said,' Look it up in the dictionary. Mom:' Tell me to look it up in the dictionary? Then why should I ask you? ! This time, I was slapped twice. My mother studied English-the fourth mother asked, "You'd better ask someone else." How to translate? I said,' You'd better ask someone else. Mom:' You are my son. Why should I ask others? You're itching again. I said,' Ah! "God help me!" Mom:' Dare to fool your mother? God can't save you! My mother slapped me again. My mother studied English-continued 5' I'll ask you again. What do you mean by' use your head and think again'? "I said,' Use your head and think about it.' Mom:' What a fool! How dare you fool me? ! Then I tried to do it again. I quickly said,' it means that only mothers are good in the world.' "Well, that's more like it!" Mom:' I'll make you something to eat later, and I'll ask you next time', so I'm relieved ... Another funny brother heard a gossip at school saying: Every adult will have at least one skeleton in my closet, so he just said,' Tell you, I know the truth of the whole thing!' You can scare them, even if you don't know anything ... When my brother came home from school, he said, "Mom, I tell you, I know the truth of the whole thing!" " "When his mother heard him say this, she quickly gave him 20 yuan and told him not to tell his father. My brother felt very happy to see his mother react like this. When his father came back from work, he couldn't wait to say to his father, "Dad, I tell you, I know the truth of the whole thing!" " Sure enough, when dad heard him say this, he also gave him 40 yuan, telling him not to tell his mother! The next morning, when my brother went to school, he met the postman at the door to deliver the letter. The younger brother immediately said, "Uncle Postman, I tell you, I know the truth of the whole thing!" " "I saw the postman show an incredible expression, and then opened his arm and said to him," So you know everything, good boy … come and give dad a hug … "