Funny sentences at work are humorous

1. I take millions of buses to work every day and maintain close and stable long-term cooperative relations with the world's top 5 enterprises, such as China Mobile, China Construction Bank, Agricultural Bank, State Grid and Wal-Mart. Have you ever seen me dazzle?

2. I'm lovelorn, I have no mind, I don't want to go to work, I don't want to do anything.

3. I'm in a hurry to go to work, a cup of soybean milk, and I'm nervous after work. The road is like a parking lot, a workplace, and I'm cold in my heart. I haven't been eager for the year-end bonus yet. I'm all filial to my mother-in-law. It's hard to find someone and resources are tight. When can I be comfortable?

4. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, I can't reach the end of the world. I have dried my tears. Tomorrow morning, we all have to go to work.

5. If God wants to destroy a person, he will first make him an office worker, and then let his boss drive him crazy.

6. Households who have trouble getting up don't want to get up or go to work.

7. Did you have a National Day holiday? Have you gone home for a reunion? Have you gone on a trip? Are you happy? Is the holiday over? Don't want to go to work? You can't get it back, can you Did you get the blessing? I wish you a smooth and happy work after the holiday!

8. From "I'm in class" to "I'm at work", only we know the sadness during the period.

9. To put it bluntly, I just don't want to go to work and I'm not in the mood.

1. Look in the mirror when you don't want to go to work.

11. I got acute depression, and I cried myself out on the roadside, so I couldn't go to work.

12. I like to lie down at work. I like to lie down at work. I like to squint at meetings. I am blindfolded when I am blamed. At the moment I get off work, I am flying.

13. People can't make money and spend money at the same time, so we need a wife-an office worker's husband says.

14. I suddenly vomited and diarrhea at 2: 3 last night and thought I was going to die. Today, I went to work as usual like a normal person. Every time I suddenly feel unwell, I think that if I have been alone for a long time, no one will know!

15. Every day when the alarm clock rings, there are 5 reasons for asking for leave in my mind, and I don't want to go to work, but none of them are reliable.